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On today's "Howard Stern" show, Lisa Marie Presley said she is into

ANAL SEX


That is all.
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Lord Poe wrote:On today's "Howard Stern" show, Lisa Marie Presley said she is into

ANAL SEX


That is all.
Do you suppose Michael Jackson turned her on to it? :twisted:
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So her and Michael were at the possibilty of doing it up the bunghole?

Funky.

And danke for the news...cool, the daughter of Elvis is kinky :twisted:
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Tsyroc wrote:
Lord Poe wrote:On today's "Howard Stern" show, Lisa Marie Presley said she is into

ANAL SEX


That is all.
Do you suppose Michael Jackson turned her on to it? :twisted:
You know Michael Jackson prefer to do it with little boys.
just like catholic priests.
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Montcalm wrote:You know Michael Jackson prefer to do it with little boys.
I figured he tried to bridge the gap from his boys to that of his wife. So anal would be the first place he'd start with her. :)
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Michael Jackson is sexless. He couldn't screw any kids because all he has is a "Barbie Doll bump" for sex organs.
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Frank Hipper wrote:Michael Jackson is sexless. He couldn't screw any kids because all he has is a "Barbie Doll bump" for sex organs.
:lol: He does sort of look like someone got medievil on a Ken Doll. :D
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Lord Poe wrote:On today's "Howard Stern" show, Lisa Marie Presley said she is into

ANAL SEX


That is all.
I'm sure she's had a lot of sexual experience, which means she's bound to try something like that sooner or later. Howard has a knack for getting that kind of information out of people; I remember seeing Melissa Gilbert 'fess up about taking it up the ass on his show once too.
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Darth Wong wrote:
Lord Poe wrote:On today's "Howard Stern" show, Lisa Marie Presley said she is into

ANAL SEX


That is all.
I'm sure she's had a lot of sexual experience, which means she's bound to try something like that sooner or later. Howard has a knack for getting that kind of information out of people; I remember seeing Melissa Gilbert 'fess up about taking it up the ass on his show once too.
Howard Stain is obsessed to know who took it up the ass,i wonder if someone will ask him if he once took it up his ass.
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*shakes head* Stern is some sort of depraved genius.
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Well, I'm sure after leaving Micheal and finding someone else, she actaully had a manly partner, so I'm sure anal sex would be one of the first things she would try. I don't think Wacko Jacko could knock someone up, let alone have ass-sex. That's why he adopts kids and gives them wierd names.
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She's into anal sex eh?

So Lisa likes to strap one on eh?

Or did I get that wrong!
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Tsyroc wrote:
Lord Poe wrote:On today's "Howard Stern" show, Lisa Marie Presley said she is into

ANAL SEX


That is all.
Do you suppose Michael Jackson turned her on to it? :twisted:
It's certainly possible... although how he bought a strap-on for her without being spotted is a mystery...
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Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:Well, I'm sure after leaving Micheal and finding someone else, she actaully had a manly partner, so I'm sure anal sex would be one of the first things she would try. I don't think Wacko Jacko could knock someone up, let alone have ass-sex. That's why he adopts kids and gives them wierd names.
I thought those were monkeys... or was that just the one monkey? Maybe the monkey didn't... never mind. Even I won't go there.
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Raoul Duke, Jr. wrote:
Tsyroc wrote:
Lord Poe wrote:On today's "Howard Stern" show, Lisa Marie Presley said she is into

ANAL SEX


That is all.
Do you suppose Michael Jackson turned her on to it? :twisted:
It's certainly possible... although how he bought a strap-on for her without being spotted is a mystery...
Maybe he asked Bubble to get one. :lol:
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