French's Mustard

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French's Mustard

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The makers of French's Mustard made the following recent statement:

"We at the French's Company wish to put an end to statements that our
product is manufactured in France. There is no relationship, nor has
there ever been a relationship, between our mustard and the country of
France. Indeed, our mustard is manufactured in Rochester, NY. The only
thing we have in common is that we are both yellow".



Another amusing cheap shot at the French :D
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Dang. We're following the ways of the British in anti-France :P
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Shinova wrote:Dang. We're following the ways of the British in anti-France :P
At least there wasn't anything stupid about changing the name of the mustard.
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Post by Stormbringer »

Ah, retarded jingoism at it's finest. :x

At least they didn't change it to Freedom's Mustard or something stupid like that.
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Post by neoolong »

Hehe. C'mon it's a bit funny.

But I don't know if they would really say that in public.

Oh, and do you think French Stewart changed his name to Freedom Stewart? :D
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LOL!
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There is a clear opportunity here for a competing mustard manufacturer to change its name to "Freedom Mustard".
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Post by Spanky The Dolphin »

False.

http://www.snopes.com/politics/war/mustard.php

Damn, you guys really should look this shit up before you end up looking like morons. :P
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And on that note...
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