How Stupid Can "Security" Measures Get?

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How Stupid Can "Security" Measures Get?

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Pretty fucking stupid, is the correct answer:
http://www.privacyinternational.org/act ... dsecurity/

Read those, and prepare to go :shock: :?

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Re: How Stupid Can "Security" Measures Get?

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Edi wrote:Pretty fucking stupid, is the correct answer:
http://www.privacyinternational.org/act ... dsecurity/

Read those, and prepare to go :shock: :?

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Wow.
Those are just....STUPID. :shock:
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Stupid people in authority positions=dangerous
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LOL, that's some idiocy there.
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Its true they do hire people from the shallow end of the gene pool :shock:
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They called BART "Bay Area Rapid Transport". But really, it's "Bay Area Rapid Transit". Silly people.

But yeah, those is some dumb security measures.
And you may ask yourself, 'Where does that highway go to?'

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I can't believe they forced a nursing woman to drink her own breast milk!

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Stupidity. A month after 9/11/01 I was flying back to Toronto from Newark Airport after visiting my GF. They still had the soldiers with M16's standing around and they searched everyone for knives, nailclippers, scissors, or any other sharp object. After getting onto my plane, they handed out metal knives and forks with our in-flight meals. Duh-duh-Dumbass! What the fuck did they search us for then? :roll:
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Lets see... A pilot can crash a plane on final approach, smash the rudder peddals so hard and quickly that the plane breaks up, use the fire axe in the cockpit to take over, or use the fire arm they are registered to carry on the plane, but they can't have nail clippers. :roll:
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Damn it they banned gunpowder tea. Or at least the packaging. Because as we all now, the word "gunpowder" constitutes a clear and present danger to the safety of the British people.
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Arent regualtions fun!

Lets have lots and lots of rules that accomplish nothing and waste tons of time!

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WTF is wrong with these people? :shock: :roll:
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"Messa propose we give immediate authority to these idiots". :wink:
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