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what kitchen utensil are YOU?

You are a fridge! You can keep your cool, even when faced with a heated situation. You enjoy being the center of attention, and people come to you for advice or when they want something. People also like to stick things to the front of your body.

You are a toaster! You enjoy holding heated conversations but have a hard time not letting your anger get the best of you. Be careful with your short temper. You also enjoy making toast. Just remember to stay away from metal objects.

Wow... that pretty well pegs me, doesn't it?

I'm a fridge.

ROFL!!!

That's a surprise, Frank.

I'm a SPORK! How the HELL did that happen?

Kelly Antilles wrote:That's a surprise, Frank.

Hey I do like to stab things
(not that much though)

I'm a SPORK! How the HELL did that happen?

???? Post pic!

Okay...




"You are a spork! You are a mismatched hodgepodge of a personality, and as such, utterly useless"

ROFL

Lagmonster wrote:Okay...




"You are a spork! You are a mismatched hodgepodge of a personality, and as such, utterly useless"

'tis only useless to you... the spork is very handy for stabbing our mayor..

Yeah! A spork is NOT useless! I defy anyone to find a better way to eat stew! (Then again, I defy anyone to EAT stew. Gross.)

Lagmonster wrote:Yeah! A spork is NOT useless! I defy anyone to find a better way to eat stew! (Then again, I defy anyone to EAT stew. Gross.)

Mmm... veggie beef stew... yum yum! And then, it's also good for mashed potatoes over at KFC.. but I think it best we not go there..

verilon wrote:

Lagmonster wrote:Yeah! A spork is NOT useless! I defy anyone to find a better way to eat stew! (Then again, I defy anyone to EAT stew. Gross.)

Mmm... veggie beef stew... yum yum! And then, it's also good for mashed potatoes over at KFC.. but I think it best we not go there..

Stew is the processed jarred baby food of adult cuisine, second only to 'seafood pate' in its ability to look like part of its preperatory process was to be chewed up and regurgitated by badgers.

Fuck yea I am feeling storta stabby right now!

Yay! I got William Perry! I'm gonna join da Bears!! DA BEARS DA BEARS DA BEARS DA BE-(*zot*as I get hit by dart)*thunk*

WTF, I think someone needs to pass on the definition of "utensil" to the creator of this quiz. A fridge, a toaster and a washing machine are definitely NOT utensils.... Durrr.


Anyway, I got:


You are a fridge! You can keep your cool, even when faced with a heated situation. You enjoy being the center of attention, and people come to you for advice or when they want something. People also like to stick things to the front of your body.


LOL, I love that last line!

Wraaa!!! Ph34r my sporkiness!




"You are a spork! You are a mismatched hodgepodge of a personality, and as such, utterly useless"

Fridge!


I think this quiz sucks, one can see right through the questions to the several, and few, utensils, or whatever.

knife

Warspite wrote:Fridge!

I think this quiz sucks, one can see right through the questions to the several, and few, utensils, or whatever.

It's still fun in a completely random kind of way. I wasn't exactly sure what the description for being a fridge or a washing machine would be, after all, so there was a bit of mystery to it...

You are a knife! You enjoy stabbing things, and that's about it, really. You also enjoy being in charge, but don't forget, you can't do things by yourself all the time. Give the fork a chance.



Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin