YAR! Riot! Lots of Stuff VS ST

[Mr Bean]

Alright Mates heres the deal, Q was introduced to Herion, Pot and Cocaine today by accident so the deal is he's desided to have a good old fasion Human Riot

Except a few twists


Right now this is the StarShip Enterprise, Of the E-D Varity, Aboard it are the usal fokes PLUS Kirk has been thrown through a time warp after asking the computer to make him a cup of tea so the Orgional Enterprise and new one are docked ATM with Kirk and some of his red-shirts are along with him on the Bridge along with Bones, Spock and Sulu while on the E-D bunch, Picard, Data, Riker and Gerodi are there, Troi have just been runned down by a Hover-bus on Earth but they don't know that so it does not matter
So the main charters plus 300 Red-Shirts all armoed with TOS style Stun Phasers because Picard had a moment of brillance and got rid of the eletric sharves
Note Kirk is not allowed to tear his shirt as he is wearing a sweater that was given to him by Weasly


Anywhoo the following groups are beamed in one after another and Q restores everything as it was before they arived and of course wipes their memoires of whats going on.

Each group Arives in 10-Foward they are

Irish Hoolgans who have been conviced by Q that Irland just lost to England 3-0 and the Ref held back eight Irish Goals

They are carring traditonal rioting stuff, such as bricks, rocks and many have Boards with Nails in them and ten have moltivle cocktales
There are 150 of them
They are legely drunk but not that baddly(slurring of speach but no otherwise signs)


A group of off duity Storm Troopers

Who all at that very moment took advantage of recharge stations for thier blasters so most don't work only the scout troopers happen to be carring back-ups
There are roughly 95 Troopers plus the odd Navel guy for a total of 110 and of that 95 ten are Scout Troopers
Q has told them the entire Federation things the Emperor is infact realy gay and to avenge this insult they want to beat up(Not kill) as many Federation Troops as they can

One Large Group of Cave-men

All have Clubs, All have an IQ of under 120 but above 70 and Q has told them the Big Rock said smashum the blinking lights
250 Cave-Men are Present

How does each group do and who does the most damage?

[Captain Cyran]

The Irish crush the Fed's as most of them don't even know they've been stunned before they take out about 20 redshirts. Fed's are crushed so Q decieds to reset things, he puts the Irish vs. the cavemen and the cavemen get their asses kicked as they are run down by angry Irish. Q by now wants to see the Irish loose so he sends in the Imperials, who also get beaten although it is close.




NEVER underestimate the power of a drunken pissed off Irishman.

[Sea Skimmer]

The Irish kick as and your insane. But then we already knew both..

[Mr. B]

I don't think Q is the only one on heroin, pot and cocaine.

And you are also insane.

[Captain Cyran]

Oh come on guys, Bean isn't insane. Bean have you ever been to a padded room?.....wait nevermind, I'm afraid you'll prove me wrong...

[Dalton]

Check the last name, pallie!

[MKSheppard]

Check the last name, pallie!

Or my mother's last name: Hanrahan!

YARR!

IRISH KICK ASS!

[Mr Bean]

Come on fokes lets get some descritpitons, don't make me do it now, who does what and how far do each get?

[Colonel Olrik]

The irish arrives and Picard points to Weasley and shouts:
"Death to the referee"

<scenes of excusable violence>
Everyone drinks and makes merry

The stormies arrive and Kirk points to Weasley and shouts:
"He was the one who began saying it"

<scenes of excusable violence>
Everyone drinks and makes merry

The stonemen arrive and see wesley doing some weird experience with blinking lights

<scenes of excusable violence>
Everyone drinks and makes merry

[Lagmonster]

Hell no. If you put those four groups together as told, the cavemen beat the shit out of everyone with their own limbs.

I don't care how Irish you are, a Neanderthal could headbutt fifty people for a week and enjoy every second of it.

[Mr Bean]

Thats why its one by One Lag, One at a time not They are all beamed into the same place as normal

And these are Normal Cave-men not Neanderthaws

Think of them as reaaaly dumb Fundies with large clubs

[Colonel Olrik]

Think of them as reaaaly dumb Fundies with large clubs

Now you're insulting them

[Mr Bean]

Ahh what was I thinking

Ok mute telephone cleaners with large clubs, thats better at least eh?

[Lagmonster]

Aw, hell, Bean, you just took the fun out of it. I think it'd be more fun with a thick-boned hominid. Gotta give it to the Irishmen, then.

Although, I'd love to see a group-on-group brawl with any of those groups and a handful of silverbacks. That would be the shortest civilian-based military action in history.

[Mr Bean]

Bumping for fun oh and Wicked Pilot wanted to talk about somthing similar

[Wicked Pilot]

Bumping for fun oh and Wicked Pilot wanted to talk about somthing similar

Ah, I never noticed this thread before. I say the Irish win. Not only are they tough, armed, and experienced with riots, but they also bread like rabbits. They will overwhelm the opposition.