Funny 'toy'..

Witness · Post by **Witness** » 2002-08-30 08:18am

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/st ... 28-1776750

Read the reviews.

RedImperator · Post by **RedImperator** » 2002-08-30 08:38am

Now if they'd only make My First Glory Hole(TM) for the boys, we'd be all set.

Evil Jerk · Post by **Evil Jerk** » 2002-08-30 10:23am

When my 12 year old daughter asked for this for her birthday, I kind of wondered if she was too old for it, but she seems to LOVE it. Her friends love it too! They play for hours in her bedroom with this great toy. They really seem to like the special effects it offers (the sound effects and vibrating). My oldest daughter (17) really likes it too! I reccomend this for all children.

*cough*

My 12 year old daughter is a big Harry Potter fan, and loved the part with the Nimbus 2000, so I decided to buy her this toy. I was afraid she would think it was too babyish, but she LOVES this toy. Even my daughter's friends enjoy playing with this fun toy. I was surprised at how long they can just sit in her room and play with this magic broomstick! A great buy for any Harry Potter fan!

Okaaay..

This toy was #1 on my daughter's Christmas list. So what the heck, although it has no educational value I figured it would be good for imaginative play. It wasn't until after she opened her gift and started playing with it that I realized that the toy may offer a more than sensational experience. The broomstick has cute sound effects and ***VIBRATES*** when they put it between their legs to fly. Come on---what were the creators of this toy thinking? She'll keep playing with the Nimbus 2000, but with the batteries removed.

My word, the Fundies are right! Harry Potter is evil!

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2002-08-30 01:59pm

That is fucking hilarious! *makes a mental note to print out the reviews and show them to family and friends*

Post by **Colonel Olrik** » 2002-08-30 02:16pm

Can't.. speak.. suffocating.. must.. stop.. laughing..

Post by **Mr Bean** » 2002-08-30 03:32pm

I just read the reviews and suddnely got what you where all laughing at

OmB.... LOL

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2002-08-30 03:35pm

1: So, uh... would these reviews count as child pornography?

2. They're selling a fucking BROOM as a toy?!

I like the one where she says her 17 year old daughter likes it, too.

And at least there's that one parent recognizes the problem with this toy.

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2002-08-30 04:55pm

How long will it take until some idiot kid thinks it can fly and kills himself? It's a genius plot: Sell a household item with a popular franchise's name tacked onto it. And that 17 year-old is probably , and she needed a form of transportation.

beyond hope · Post by **beyond hope** » 2002-08-31 12:49am

Oh, that's just too funny... you wonder if anyone at the toy company stopped and thought about it first.

Master of Ossus · Post by **Master of Ossus** » 2002-08-31 01:27am

God! Even the picture they have of it looks wrong.

And the one with the 17 year old daughter..... erm.... There might be a reason she likes it, moron. And the person recommended it!

Mr. B · Post by **Mr. B** » 2002-08-31 02:18am

A vibrating broom. What will they think of next?

I am still laughing at the reviews.

My oldest daughter (17) really likes it too!

I wonder why.......?

I wouldn't let the little kid play with it after she "played" with it.

Cpt_Frank · Post by **Cpt_Frank** » 2002-08-31 07:42am

That's..... disturbing.
This guy must be very.... naive.
17 year old daughter.
vibrating phallic object.
Holy mother of fuck.
That's so.... unreal. Like some kind of sick joke from a bad comedy.

Darth Yoshi · Post by **Darth Yoshi** » 2002-08-31 02:53pm

That's not right. Seriously. Let's sic the fundies on this!

Alferd Packer · Post by **Alferd Packer** » 2002-08-31 03:38pm

Can't describe the pain I feel from laughing.

Howedar · Post by **Howedar** » 2002-08-31 03:46pm

Cpt_Frank wrote: That's..... disturbing.
This guy must be very.... naive.
17 year old daughter.
vibrating phallic object.
Holy mother of fuck.
That's so.... unreal. Like some kind of sick joke from a bad comedy.

Wow, thats pretty sad. Didn't notice the vibrating feature at first.

Raptor 597 · Post by **Raptor 597** » 2002-08-31 04:19pm

Well, all I can say is Ewwwwwwww

Sick bastards, giving vibrators to kids and about the 17 yeard year old, which that's pretty frigging obvious.*Think these reviews came from a Pedofile Site* Thats just wrong*shakes head*

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2002-08-31 04:25pm

Captain Lennox wrote:Well, all I can say is Ewwwwwwww Sick bastards, giving vibrators to kids and about the 17 yeard year old, which that's pretty frigging obvious.*Think these reviews came from a Pedofile Site* Thats just wrong*shakes head*

Heh heh ... a 17 year old is above the age of consent. It's not pedophilia. Besides, that brooom is going to be a lot more effective than her fingers; it's not as if she can't masturbate without assistance.

As for the 12 year old, well, it's still not pedophilia if she's just doing it to herself and no adults are participating or watching.

The freedom to play with yourself is a fundamental human right

Cpt_Frank · Post by **Cpt_Frank** » 2002-08-31 04:28pm

But it has a strange touch since, well, it isn't a dedicated vibrator after all.
With that HARRY POTTER toy broom, I mean, it's just laughable.

Subnormal · Post by **Subnormal** » 2002-08-31 04:49pm

When my 12 year old daughter asked for this for her birthday, I kind of wondered if she was too old for it, but she seems to LOVE it. Her friends love it too! They play for hours in her bedroom with this great toy. They really seem to like the special effects it offers (the sound effects and vibrating). My oldest daughter (17) really likes it too! I reccomend this for all children.

Hmmm, what kind of toy are they talking about?

And another question WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE, it should be appearent.

Dooku is laughing his ass off now.......at least it's not vibrating......

XaLEv · Post by **XaLEv** » 2002-08-31 04:53pm

That is just so wrong (the pic, not the twelve year olds getting off. There's nothing wrong with that.)

Subnormal · Post by **Subnormal** » 2002-08-31 05:00pm

[Pictures caption] This is what you will look like after using the amazing vibrating Nimbus 2000 [/Picture caption]

LOL..............who buys this kind of crap......

Raptor 597 · Post by **Raptor 597** » 2002-08-31 07:25pm

Darth Wong wrote:
Captain Lennox wrote:Well, all I can say is Ewwwwwwww Sick bastards, giving vibrators to kids and about the 17 yeard year old, which that's pretty frigging obvious.*Think these reviews came from a Pedofile Site* Thats just wrong*shakes head*
Heh heh ... a 17 year old is above the age of consent. It's not pedophilia. Besides, that brooom is going to be a lot more effective than her fingers; it's not as if she can't masturbate without assistance.

As for the 12 year old, well, it's still not pedophilia if she's just doing it to herself and no adults are participating or watching.

The freedom to play with yourself is a fundamental human right

*Nodnod* Yes, the fundamental right is a right we should all practice

, but I didn't want to know about their broom fantasies:lol:

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2002-08-31 09:42pm

What ever happened to imagination? Why can't kids get their mother's and a broom, and put them together? Does it vibrate as hard as a "big boy" ?

XaLEv · Post by **XaLEv** » 2002-08-31 09:50pm

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:What ever happened to imagination?

Public school.

Subnormal · Post by **Subnormal** » 2002-08-31 09:52pm

What ever happened to imagination?

You talkin about christianity?