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Posted: **2002-08-30 08:18am**

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/st ... 28-1776750

Read the reviews.

Posted: **2002-08-30 08:38am**

Now if they'd only make My First Glory Hole(TM) for the boys, we'd be all set.

Posted: **2002-08-30 10:23am**

When my 12 year old daughter asked for this for her birthday, I kind of wondered if she was too old for it, but she seems to LOVE it. Her friends love it too! They play for hours in her bedroom with this great toy. They really seem to like the special effects it offers (the sound effects and vibrating). My oldest daughter (17) really likes it too! I reccomend this for all children.

*cough*

My 12 year old daughter is a big Harry Potter fan, and loved the part with the Nimbus 2000, so I decided to buy her this toy. I was afraid she would think it was too babyish, but she LOVES this toy. Even my daughter's friends enjoy playing with this fun toy. I was surprised at how long they can just sit in her room and play with this magic broomstick! A great buy for any Harry Potter fan!

Okaaay..

This toy was #1 on my daughter's Christmas list. So what the heck, although it has no educational value I figured it would be good for imaginative play. It wasn't until after she opened her gift and started playing with it that I realized that the toy may offer a more than sensational experience. The broomstick has cute sound effects and ***VIBRATES*** when they put it between their legs to fly. Come on---what were the creators of this toy thinking? She'll keep playing with the Nimbus 2000, but with the batteries removed.

My word, the Fundies are right! Harry Potter is evil!

Posted: **2002-08-30 01:59pm**

That is fucking hilarious! *makes a mental note to print out the reviews and show them to family and friends*

Posted: **2002-08-30 02:16pm**

Can't.. speak.. suffocating.. must.. stop.. laughing..

Posted: **2002-08-30 03:32pm**

I just read the reviews and suddnely got what you where all laughing at

OmB.... LOL

Posted: **2002-08-30 03:35pm**

1: So, uh... would these reviews count as child pornography?

2. They're selling a fucking BROOM as a toy?!

I like the one where she says her 17 year old daughter likes it, too.

And at least there's that one parent recognizes the problem with this toy.

Posted: **2002-08-30 04:55pm**

How long will it take until some idiot kid thinks it can fly and kills himself? It's a genius plot: Sell a household item with a popular franchise's name tacked onto it. And that 17 year-old is probably , and she needed a form of transportation.

Posted: **2002-08-31 12:49am**

Oh, that's just too funny... you wonder if anyone at the toy company stopped and thought about it first.

Posted: **2002-08-31 01:27am**

God! Even the picture they have of it looks wrong.

And the one with the 17 year old daughter..... erm.... There might be a reason she likes it, moron. And the person recommended it!

Posted: **2002-08-31 02:18am**

A vibrating broom. What will they think of next?

I am still laughing at the reviews.

My oldest daughter (17) really likes it too!

I wonder why.......?

I wouldn't let the little kid play with it after she "played" with it.

Posted: **2002-08-31 07:42am**

That's..... disturbing.
This guy must be very.... naive.
17 year old daughter.
vibrating phallic object.
Holy mother of fuck.
That's so.... unreal. Like some kind of sick joke from a bad comedy.

Posted: **2002-08-31 02:53pm**

That's not right. Seriously. Let's sic the fundies on this!

Posted: **2002-08-31 03:38pm**

Can't describe the pain I feel from laughing.

Posted: **2002-08-31 03:46pm**

Cpt_Frank wrote: That's..... disturbing.
This guy must be very.... naive.
17 year old daughter.
vibrating phallic object.
Holy mother of fuck.
That's so.... unreal. Like some kind of sick joke from a bad comedy.

Wow, thats pretty sad. Didn't notice the vibrating feature at first.

Posted: **2002-08-31 04:19pm**

Well, all I can say is Ewwwwwwww

Sick bastards, giving vibrators to kids and about the 17 yeard year old, which that's pretty frigging obvious.*Think these reviews came from a Pedofile Site* Thats just wrong*shakes head*

Posted: **2002-08-31 04:25pm**

Captain Lennox wrote:Well, all I can say is Ewwwwwwww Sick bastards, giving vibrators to kids and about the 17 yeard year old, which that's pretty frigging obvious.*Think these reviews came from a Pedofile Site* Thats just wrong*shakes head*

Heh heh ... a 17 year old is above the age of consent. It's not pedophilia. Besides, that brooom is going to be a lot more effective than her fingers; it's not as if she can't masturbate without assistance.

As for the 12 year old, well, it's still not pedophilia if she's just doing it to herself and no adults are participating or watching.

The freedom to play with yourself is a fundamental human right

Posted: **2002-08-31 04:28pm**

But it has a strange touch since, well, it isn't a dedicated vibrator after all.
With that HARRY POTTER toy broom, I mean, it's just laughable.

Posted: **2002-08-31 04:49pm**

When my 12 year old daughter asked for this for her birthday, I kind of wondered if she was too old for it, but she seems to LOVE it. Her friends love it too! They play for hours in her bedroom with this great toy. They really seem to like the special effects it offers (the sound effects and vibrating). My oldest daughter (17) really likes it too! I reccomend this for all children.

Hmmm, what kind of toy are they talking about?

And another question WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE, it should be appearent.

Dooku is laughing his ass off now.......at least it's not vibrating......

Posted: **2002-08-31 04:53pm**

That is just so wrong (the pic, not the twelve year olds getting off. There's nothing wrong with that.)

Posted: **2002-08-31 05:00pm**

[Pictures caption] This is what you will look like after using the amazing vibrating Nimbus 2000 [/Picture caption]

LOL..............who buys this kind of crap......

Posted: **2002-08-31 07:25pm**

Darth Wong wrote:
Captain Lennox wrote:Well, all I can say is Ewwwwwwww Sick bastards, giving vibrators to kids and about the 17 yeard year old, which that's pretty frigging obvious.*Think these reviews came from a Pedofile Site* Thats just wrong*shakes head*
Heh heh ... a 17 year old is above the age of consent. It's not pedophilia. Besides, that brooom is going to be a lot more effective than her fingers; it's not as if she can't masturbate without assistance.

As for the 12 year old, well, it's still not pedophilia if she's just doing it to herself and no adults are participating or watching.

The freedom to play with yourself is a fundamental human right

*Nodnod* Yes, the fundamental right is a right we should all practice

, but I didn't want to know about their broom fantasies:lol:

Posted: **2002-08-31 09:42pm**

What ever happened to imagination? Why can't kids get their mother's and a broom, and put them together? Does it vibrate as hard as a "big boy" ?

Posted: **2002-08-31 09:50pm**

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:What ever happened to imagination?

Public school.

Posted: **2002-08-31 09:52pm**

What ever happened to imagination?

You talkin about christianity?

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