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Hello

Posted: 2024-11-04 04:55am
by kwai_chang_wotan
Hello. I am new here. I just wanted to say thank you for having me. Been alone for many years. I hope there are still people here! Thank you!

Re: Hello

Posted: 2024-11-04 11:05am
by Raw Shark
Hi! You seem cool. I collect human skulls for sex toys, what's your hobby?

Re: Hello

Posted: 2024-11-04 12:13pm
by Batman
How did the sex toys communicate their desire for skulls?
Also, welcome to SDN, kwai_chang_wotan. You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.

Re: Hello

Posted: 2024-11-05 06:40am
by Raw Shark
Batman wrote: 2024-11-04 12:13pm How did the sex toys communicate their desire for skulls?
Telepathy. That's how you know they weren't messing around about it. It's actually more of an internship than a hobby; they keep saying they'll start paying me Real Soon Now.

Re: Hello

Posted: 2024-11-05 08:49pm
by Batman
Did they tell you what they want the skulls FOR? Is it for drinking out of? This usually is for 'drinking out of the skulls of your enemies' and while I don't know what or what for sex toys drink and it is well known sex toys have tons of enemies in the US, how would they know the skulls you provide are OF their enemies, instead of random skulls you found lying around (say, in the Paris catacombs) or if you're not squeamish about killing like I am, killed yourself? (Though if you kiled them I suspect there's a good chance about them being from the 'enemies of sex toys' group because you and me feel about those people pretty much the same way).

Re: Hello

Posted: 2024-11-06 08:45am
by LadyTevar
Sorry guys, he was a bot. He's been removed.