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I just spent the last six hours playing poker with some of my friends, and for the full duration of the game I have been ripping off farts like there is no tomorrow. I swear to god, I think that I could have been put into the Guinness Book of Records because of tonight. I have never farted this much. I am still farting too.

Anyone have any similar experiences to this?

If you want a more mature thread, I suggest that you do not reply.

"Deep down inside, people wanna smell other people's farts. Because you smell em. And people always tell you they farted. You don't leave, you go *sniff*, YEAH, you did, oh damn ...."

Bonus points if anyone knows who said that.

Maybe you should see a doctor...

Superman wrote:I have never farted this much. I am still farting too.

Anyone have any similar experiences to this?

Did your buddies all fold and then get the hell out of the room? Stop eating beans, burritos, tacos and any other type of food that gives you the shits.

Vympel wrote:"Deep down inside, people wanna smell other people's farts. Because you smell em. And people always tell you they farted. You don't leave, you go *sniff*, YEAH, you did, oh damn ...."

Bonus points if anyone knows who said that.

Why it would be Detroit's funny man...Mr Eddie murphy!

And er...yeah, you might want to seek help if it continues.

You drink Guinness? That give me the wind something shocking.

Something my friends and i noticed about farts...

...well, how come when someone farts, you smell the badness, then you go "urgh" often followed by a nose pinch, now why, do people, after doing this, do they check the air briefly afterwards?

I have some theories, 1) to check if it's still there, 2)To check if it was as bad as it seemed first time round 3) to prove that they HAVE indeed smelled it, and dislike it or 4)masquerading as one of the earlier numbers, they secretly LIKE it, and want to smell the rectal emission of another human again.

And what's with tracking down the culprit of the fouler farts? It doesn't make the smell go away, you can't really do any kind of vengeance on them...well some of you would but i wouldnt.

I wonder why...
i've probably thought about this too much.

"Whoever Smelt It, Delt It."

All you really need to know when it comes to finding the culprit.

The sad thing is, some of the Freshmen (well, not some, just about ALL) in my school have NEVER heard of this simple, yet profound principle! And neither have the vast majority of the Sophomores, and a good portion of the Juniors!

Luckily, we Seniors know where it's at, and thus, many, many underclassmen get nailed with it, and barely even know why.

Well, I always fart a lot when I drink apple juice for some reason. I don't like doing it in public. It's very embarassing, escpecially when you're surrounded by a bunch of immature people. I don't mind the smell, though. After all, your own cooking is the best, right?

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:Well, I always fart a lot when I drink apple juice for some reason. I don't like doing it in public. It's very embarassing, escpecially when you're surrounded by a bunch of immature people. I don't mind the smell, though. After all, your own cooking is the best, right?

Have you see Goldmember?

Fat Bastard: Oh aye, everybody loves their own brand...

A fart a lot, I think it's genetic, sometimes, after a while it hurts like hell though.