Not Shakespeare's. SirNitram's. For those that enjoy my posts or notice my normal times(All 1% of you), I wasn't here yesterday. Here's some basic rules to avoid my situation.
Do not place your computer room directly below an uninhabited apartment's bathroom. Should the tub overflow, or the toilet develop a crack, the water will drip down into your computer room at 5AM and you won't notice until 8.
When going out to releive stress of finally fixing the leak two hours later..
Do not off-road in a Dodge Neon.
Do not let your girlfriend off-road in a Dodge Neon.
While letting your girlfriend off-road in a Dodge Neon, do not go onto stretches of mud deep enough for your Neon to float.
After letting your girlfriend off-road in a Dodge Neon in stretches of mud deep enough to float, make sure you wash the car thoroughly the first time, so you don't have to repeat three times.
Do not volunteer to babysit your girlfriend's nephews while their parents paint. One will scream the whole time.
Do check your speed coming down the mountain after all this, so you don't get pulled over for speeding at 11:50 PM.
A Comedy Of Errors
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SirNitram
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A Comedy Of Errors
Manic Progressive: A liberal who violently swings from anger at politicos to despondency over them.
Out Of Context theatre: Ron Paul has repeatedly said he's not a racist. - Destructinator XIII on why Ron Paul isn't racist.
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Out Of Context theatre: Ron Paul has repeatedly said he's not a racist. - Destructinator XIII on why Ron Paul isn't racist.
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Re: A Comedy Of Errors
Sounds like you had an interesting day.SirNitram wrote:Not Shakespeare's. SirNitram's. For those that enjoy my posts or notice my normal times(All 1% of you), I wasn't here yesterday. Here's some basic rules to avoid my situation.
Do not place your computer room directly below an uninhabited apartment's bathroom. Should the tub overflow, or the toilet develop a crack, the water will drip down into your computer room at 5AM and you won't notice until 8.
When going out to releive stress of finally fixing the leak two hours later..
Do not off-road in a Dodge Neon.
Do not let your girlfriend off-road in a Dodge Neon.
While letting your girlfriend off-road in a Dodge Neon, do not go onto stretches of mud deep enough for your Neon to float.
After letting your girlfriend off-road in a Dodge Neon in stretches of mud deep enough to float, make sure you wash the car thoroughly the first time, so you don't have to repeat three times.
Do not volunteer to babysit your girlfriend's nephews while their parents paint. One will scream the whole time.
Do check your speed coming down the mountain after all this, so you don't get pulled over for speeding at 11:50 PM.
This is the price of war,
We rise with noble intentions,
And we risk all that is pure..." - Angela & Jeff van Dyck, Forever (Rome: Total War)
"On and on, through the years,
The war continues on..." - Angela & Jeff van Dyck, We Are All One (Medieval 2: Total War)
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"You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain." - Harvey Dent, The Dark Knight
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Sounds more like a tragedy of errors!
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Post #666: 5-24-03, 8:26 am (Hey, why not?)
Do you not believe in Thor, the Viking Thunder God? If not, then do you consider your state of disbelief in Thor to be a religion? Are you an AThorist?-Darth Wong on Atheism as a religion
Post #666: 5-24-03, 8:26 am (Hey, why not?)
Do you not believe in Thor, the Viking Thunder God? If not, then do you consider your state of disbelief in Thor to be a religion? Are you an AThorist?-Darth Wong on Atheism as a religion
He forgot to mention one....
Never drive down a one-lane road after rain with your window down. When you meet that SUV coming the other way, the rain puddle your car drives through *will* come in through your window and splash you in the face.
It was five minutes before I could look at him without laughing.
Never drive down a one-lane road after rain with your window down. When you meet that SUV coming the other way, the rain puddle your car drives through *will* come in through your window and splash you in the face.
It was five minutes before I could look at him without laughing.
Me: Nope, that's why I have you around to tell me.
Nitram: You -are- beautiful. Anyone tries to tell you otherwise kill them.
"A life is like a garden. Perfect moments can be had, but not preserved, except in memory. LLAP" -- Leonard Nimoy, last Tweet
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LOL, poor guy.
"Oh no, oh yeah, tell me how can it be so fair
That we dying younger hiding from the police man over there
Just for breathing in the air they wanna leave me in the chair
Electric shocking body rocking beat streeting me to death"
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"I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately."
- George Carlin
That we dying younger hiding from the police man over there
Just for breathing in the air they wanna leave me in the chair
Electric shocking body rocking beat streeting me to death"
- A.B. Original, Report to the Mist
"I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately."
- George Carlin
Lock yourself in the closet with your GF...Zathras wrote:Maybe if you just lock yourself in the closet next weekend, it'll be less stressful and more fun....
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Sounds like a blast, how much water damage to the Neon?
Btw, I knew that ATVs float in mud puddles from experience, but I honestly never knew a car could...
Btw, I knew that ATVs float in mud puddles from experience, but I honestly never knew a car could...
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Hyperion wrote:Sounds like a blast, how much water damage to the Neon?
Btw, I knew that ATVs float in mud puddles from experience, but I honestly never knew a car could...
Not a touch of damage to my Precious, water or mud-wise. She's as good as ever after $10 in quarters at the local car wash.Me: Nope, that's why I have you around to tell me.
Nitram: You -are- beautiful. Anyone tries to tell you otherwise kill them.
"A life is like a garden. Perfect moments can be had, but not preserved, except in memory. LLAP" -- Leonard Nimoy, last Tweet