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Yeah... that girl... well... As I said last time, all my friends either know her, or her new boyfriend... well... I was sitting at the cafe, copying some work which was due today <yeah... I know... don't copy other peoples work, but I need the marks in this particular subject> and her actual boyfriend came along... within the first 5 minutes they were talking about sex bla bla bla... being quite vulgar about it...I was considering leaving, but I needed that work copyed by the next 15 minutes. Anyway, eventually they were talking about how much they can fit in a whole vagina... someone was talking about fisting, and then the girls boyfriend said something like "There's something seriously wrong if your gonna fit your entire foream up there" and sometime later about 2 to 3 minutes he started talking about her (as in my once best friend, practicing catholic, virginal blonde belle) and said something like "Her pussy is only about this big *shows a size by closing his fist and putting his thumb straight and bending his index finger around so that the tip of his thumb near the nail met with the second joint of his index finger, leaving a small (1/4 cm approx) hole around the area of his nuckle and thumb joint.* or more like this... * I ended up not copying out the rest of that homework.... I was feeling to enraged, ill to the stomach, and completley shocked. One of the friends who I'd talked alot to only last night about my feelings for her was one of the ones talking to him about this girls vaginal characteristics too...

I'm singing off now... I'm at uni right now... I'm going to go for a walk... looks like I don't really know her anymore... "People Change" I'm told... Well Shit. People Die too.... pity guns are illegal in Sydney.

You sure this guy wasn't just talking out of his ass to show off?

The Universal Cure for shithead guys: Kick him in the nuts!

That's a real shame about your friend. As Mike has said to others before and I'll reiterate now, time does heal. I would recommend prayer, if your the believing kind. Otherwise, I'd recommend you minimize your time around that girl, especially while her "boyfriend" is in the AO.

Well, me and my friends talk about sex and related things a lot, but it sounds like he went too far... Sounds like he's just kinda doing it for bragging rights...

Oy...

I honestly do not know what to say about that.

Am I the only gentleman left in the world who thinks that it is somewhat, uhm, wrong to talk like that to a lady in public?

I'm hardly the epitome of moral uprighteousness, but that's distasteful. You shouldn't talk like that in front of anybody, especially since it sounds like he's BSing.

Damnit man! Fly your Aussie colours and use the great Australian problem solver - 2x4 applied liberally to the problem.

weemadando wrote:Damnit man! Fly your Aussie colours and use the great Australian problem solver - 2x4 applied liberally to the problem.

Or, if you are in the U.S., a nice Titlest 9 iron or a Louisville Slugger.

Or a Remington if the problem warrants.

That's probably only the thickness of his miniscule penis. I bet he thinks that's the size vaginas should be, so he's lying.

The thing to do is turn arouns right there and tell him he's a compleet and total arsehole for talking about your frined like that. It's not about how to talk about ladies, it's about tlaking about your friend like she's a piece of meat, regardless of her gender, your gender, or your feelings for her.

Then thump him.

Come on dude!

Show some valor!

If someone would speek like that about a friend of mine...I'd surely push his tongue down his throat.
Oh...but this girl wasn't just simply a friend of yours, was she?

Then what you done is more unforgiveable to me. Next time, if something similar happens you must do something about it!

Act! Never walk away like that! You have to defend her honour!

Nathan F wrote:Oy...

I honestly do not know what to say about that.

Am I the only gentleman left in the world who thinks that it is somewhat, uhm, wrong to talk like that to a lady in public?

Nah he didn't talk to her... he was talking to 4 of his friends, whyle I was within earshot... about her, not to her.

Realistically, you should just avoid this guy and remind yourself that this girl is just some bitch who treated you wrong. But if you DID go all irrational and bash his skull with a chair, that would be pretty cool.

Better yet, throw a pic of her into Paint and add letters reading "According to her boyfriend, her pussy is only this big!" next to a circle of the appropriate size. Then print a million copies and scatter them all over town.

Boba Fett is wise... I have decided what I shall do next time.

Next time, I will stand up and say very loud so the conversation stops and say "I take offence to that! You will not talk about my friend in that manner... and if you really did love and respect her you would not have said that just then." Then when all eyes in the cafe are staring at me, I will up and walk out as menacingly and as uprightly as I could.. if he decides to confront me there and then... so be it... I will wear any bruises with pride.

Now I'm very proud of you, my friend

Keep yourself to that kind of behaviour in the future.

Don't avoid confrontations if you feel you're on the moral higher ground.

Admiral Thrawn... I remind you I'v been this girls friend for 4 years. Your post would be good if I'd only known her for the 8 to 6 months we went out, and if I wanted revenge on her, but I don't want revenge on her. I want to be her friend. Like Boba Fett... I'd be more wanting to defend her honour... rather than shit all over it.

Hey! Remember, what goes around, comes around. Those two will get theirs...

On another note, your supposed 'friend' was probably saying this stuff within earshot of you to start some shite. Totally wrong if you considered him a friend. I heartily recommend some payback on your part. Nothing illegal, mind you ...

EmperorMing wrote:Hey! Remember, what goes around, comes around. Those two will get theirs...

On another note, your supposed 'friend' was probably saying this stuff within earshot of you to start some shite. Totally wrong if you considered him a friend. I heartily recommend some payback on your part. Nothing illegal, mind you ...

What are you talking about?

It was his friends boyfriend who said all those things! That guy is not a friend of jenat-lai...

Looking at everything thats going on I'd recommend the following - let it ride for the moment. But the second that you hear him saying a single other derogatory thing about her, you walk calmly over and tell him to shut the fuck up. Then punch him, fucking hard. Or do that first. Then tell him to shut up. I'm sure he'll get the point.

So did you ever confront her?

That is unbelievable. I'm as open about my sex life as anyone should ever be (perhaps too open, if you ask some people ), and I don't talk about the size of my wife's body cavities. Simple evaluation: he's an asshole, trying to show off for his friends.

Just remember this: If it ever looks like it's coming to blows, ALWAYS make sure you're the one to hit first.

jenat-lai wrote:Boba Fett is wise... I have decided what I shall do next time.

[cough COUGH] sorry, who's the wise one who siad exactly the same thing in the post BEFORE Mr. Fett?

*chuckles at innerbrat*


You're cute, dear.


*prods jenat-lai* She's right, you know. She posted that about an hour and a half earlier than Boba Fett, too, not just a few measely minutes...