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MKSheppard has requested that I inform you all that he plans to use electrical shocks, misuse of electrical tools, and other foolish, dumbshit stuff to turn his hand into a massive vibrator. That is all.

That's both disgusting and stupid at the same time, just what I expected from Shep.

But I assume that it is a viabrator that somehow incorporates automatic weapons?

I wouldn't want ot turn my hand into a toy, no siree.

Shit, now I'm typing like Mr Bean and the LT put together.

anyway, RayCav got it wrong, in his humrous own way.

I have had a personal meeting with Reddy Kilowatt,
or all 120 volts of him, anyway while attempting to diagnose
a bad compressor.

I cstupidly stuck a metal screwdriver onto a LIVE relay for
the COmpressor motor, and got the biggest shock of my
life.

It felt like BZZZZZZZZZZ someone had grabbed my arm and
had turned it into a goddamn vibrator, and then my scream
of "FUCK THAT FUCKING HURT!" shatters the Virginian afternoon.

Lets not talk about the massive refrigerant leak that I triggered
earlier this morning, causing a massive smoky cloud of refrigerant
to billow forth from the liquid line of the air conditioner unit.

I probably increased Skin Cancer rates in Australia by 0.0001% thanks
to that. Oh well. It was worth it to see the inside of the air conditioner
turn into a fucking north pole snowglbe in the middle of a Virginia
Summer, EHEHEHE

Stay tuned to this thread for more MKSheppard mishaps with power
tools and otrer assorted machinery.

(I'll post to this thread infrequently over the weekend, thanks to
my dad's shitty pentiu,m 200 laptop using AOL 6.0 and dialup..)

using AOL 6.0

BEGON FOUL AOL USER!

NEVER AGIAN POST HERE WITH THAT CRAP LEAST YOU BE STRUCK DOWN!

Mr Bean wrote:

using AOL 6.0

BEGON FOUL AOL USER!

NEVER AGIAN POST HERE WITH THAT CRAP LEAST YOU BE STRUCK DOWN!

Yes, burn in AOLHell Eternity..! *Opens 200 Gigaton Heavy Tubrolasers on AOL Server and phone line locations*