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As summer is almost here, I will be home from college for a little while. This means I have to drive the minivan that my parents gave my brother and I after our mom got a new one. I'm getting tired of this thing. Anyone have any ideas on how to make a Mercury Villigar look evil, or at least much less feminie?

Better stereo system. A minivan has a lot of room.

Paint job.

Cover it in astroturf.




Nah, seriously, who cares? If it runs, get over it. Who are you trying to impress?

Minivans have space. Space for friends, space for gear, space for leaning back and relaxing.

Screw impressing people. I drove a Chevette and I got plenty of dates and fun summer nights (although, I kept it clean. Clean is good. Clean is impressive).

Zaia wrote:Cover it in astroturf.




Nah, seriously, who cares? If it runs, get over it. Who are you trying to impress?

I second this

All I care about is how to get from A to B, with good gas mileage

Yuri Prime wrote:As summer is almost here, I will be home from college for a little while. This means I have to drive the minivan that my parents gave my brother and I after our mom got a new one. I'm getting tired of this thing. Anyone have any ideas on how to make a Mercury Villigar look evil, or at least much less feminie?

You could add fiberglass nacelles to the side for a ST shuttlecraft....


Seriously tho, get out the thumpers and rock it.

Spraypaint it flat black, then do a sharkmouth?

Cover it in blood.

I actually wish I had a normal sedan. I'd get better gas milage anyway.

Yuri Prime wrote:As summer is almost here, I will be home from college for a little while. This means I have to drive the minivan that my parents gave my brother and I after our mom got a new one. I'm getting tired of this thing. Anyone have any ideas on how to make a Mercury Villigar look evil, or at least much less feminie?

No.

Yuri Prime wrote:Anyone have any ideas on how to make a Mercury Villigar look evil, or at least much less feminie?

It's not the car, it's the man. A tough-looking guy in a minivan is far more intimidating than a pencil-necked geek in a rip-roaring sports car.

Darth Wong wrote:

Yuri Prime wrote:Anyone have any ideas on how to make a Mercury Villigar look evil, or at least much less feminie?

It's not the car, it's the man. A tough-looking guy in a minivan is far more intimidating than a pencil-necked geek in a rip-roaring sports car.

How about a >300lb. giant brute with a heavy beard in a '91 Ford T-bird?

Darth Wong wrote:

Yuri Prime wrote:Anyone have any ideas on how to make a Mercury Villigar look evil, or at least much less feminie?

It's not the car, it's the man. A tough-looking guy in a minivan is far more intimidating than a pencil-necked geek in a rip-roaring sports car.

In the words of myself..

'If a man who can benchpress his girlfriend wants to wear a pink, fuzzy bathrobe, it's probably unwise to mess with him'.

Just take out the rear seats, drop in a twin mattress and some sheets and dub it your 'pimp-mobile'. If anyone gives you a hard time about it, show em the inside and they'll understand. A killer sound system wouldn't hurt either.

Darth Wong wrote:

Yuri Prime wrote:Anyone have any ideas on how to make a Mercury Villigar look evil, or at least much less feminie?

It's not the car, it's the man. A tough-looking guy in a minivan is far more intimidating than a pencil-necked geek in a rip-roaring sports car.

... unless your a pencil-necked geek in a purple with pink striped minivan...

But I can relate with that image. During my summer job, I usually had to drive my bosses company Astro van around town to pick up parts. But believe you me no one made snide remarks or gave me that snooty look when they have to look up at me from their car to see a tanned, grease/oil covered guy with defined forearms while still having a buisness like part hairdo.

Moral of this story: get a tan, cover yourself in grease, and part your hair.

Dalton wrote:How about a >300lb. giant brute with a heavy beard in a '91 Ford T-bird

Small child: "Mommy, who's that big scary-looking man? Is he going to eat us?"

Yuri Prime wrote:Anyone have any ideas on how to make a Mercury Villigar look evil, or at least much less feminie?

Mount a belt-fed machine gun on the roof and drive around wearing army fatigues.

jegs2 wrote:

Dalton wrote:How about a >300lb. giant brute with a heavy beard in a '91 Ford T-bird

Small child: "Mommy, who's that big scary-looking man? Is he going to eat us?"

There is only one possible answer to this: yes.

aerius wrote:Mount a belt-fed machine gun on the roof and drive around wearing army fatigues.

Or he could dress as a clown and play off-tone ice cream music from a loudspeaker bolted on top.

phongn wrote:

jegs2 wrote:

Dalton wrote:How about a >300lb. giant brute with a heavy beard in a '91 Ford T-bird

Small child: "Mommy, who's that big scary-looking man? Is he going to eat us?"

There is only one possible answer to this: yes.

Small children, full grown adults, average-sized continents.. Is there anything Dalton won't eat?

SirNitram wrote: Small children, full grown adults, average-sized continents.. Is there anything Dalton won't eat?

green veggies?

SirNitram wrote:

phongn wrote:

jegs2 wrote: Small child: "Mommy, who's that big scary-looking man? Is he going to eat us?"

There is only one possible answer to this: yes.

Small children, full grown adults, average-sized continents.. Is there anything Dalton won't eat?

There's a reason the ladies love him.

You guys are assholes.

Except Moon.

Moon's cool

Dalton wrote:You guys are assholes.

Thanks.

Vertigo1 wrote:

SirNitram wrote: Small children, full grown adults, average-sized continents.. Is there anything Dalton won't eat?

green veggies?

*growls* Be nice to Dalton, boys. He's fabulous. *snuggles up and wrap arms around him*