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I'll try and find a link...but basically, it's a rainy city. A guy throws a lamp out of a window.

You see the lamp, there in the rain, looking rather forlorn, as people walk by.

Then comes a guy with a thick Swedish accent and says:

"WHY DO YOU FEEL SORRY FOR THE LAMP? It has no feelings! You are crazy!"

WTF?

My favorite commercial was the Wendys commercial with that little old lady, "Where's the beef?!"

The really old miller lite commercial, where the two guys are watching a kung-fu movie, go I think we can do better than that, slam their bottles on the table, and are transported into the film:

Chinese guy: Fools! We Will Defeat You! And Take Your Miller Lite!

Beer-Drinker: Not if We Choose the Weapon!

Chinese guy: Paper Football! Very Clever! You kick off!

and it goes from there.
I just have never lost my love of the line: "Fools! We Will Defeat You! And Take Your Miller Lite!"

Probably the Icehouse commercial where the camera pans in over the faces of several catfish moving their mouths and makes it look like they're repeating "Icehouse, Icehouse, Icehouse, Icehouse." Bizarre stuff.

HemlockGrey wrote:I'll try and find a link...but basically, it's a rainy city. A guy throws a lamp out of a window.

You see the lamp, there in the rain, looking rather forlorn, as people walk by.

Then comes a guy with a thick Swedish accent and says:

"WHY DO YOU FEEL SORRY FOR THE LAMP? It has no feelings! You are crazy!"

Yeah, that one's great. It's for IKEA *shudder*, and it's directed by Spike Jonze (YAY!)

I like the Pepsi one where they guy is trying to defendhis Pepsi and had to repeatedly headbutt a ram.

HemlockGrey wrote:I'll try and find a link...but basically, it's a rainy city. A guy throws a lamp out of a window.

You see the lamp, there in the rain, looking rather forlorn, as people walk by.

Then comes a guy with a thick Swedish accent and says:

"WHY DO YOU FEEL SORRY FOR THE LAMP? It has no feelings! You are crazy!"

The new one is much better!

Gandalf wrote:I like the Pepsi one where they guy is trying to defendhis Pepsi and had to repeatedly headbutt a ram.

That's Mountain Dew.

The one i liked the best is the Dr Pepper with the girl who says Johnny can i have your.

Not a commercial per se, but the little "no cellphones" tag where a dude's cellphone rings, he starts talking and an ejector seat propels him into the screen

I think its a Canadian commercial for some sort of fish product.

A Grizzly bear catches a salmon out of a river and some fisherman comes charging out of nowhere and tackles the bear. They proceed to have a kung fu fight and the fisherman eventually wins by kicking the bear in the nutz.

Its shot from a ways off and looks totally believale which is why I laughed so hard.

Youve probably all seen it, it made the rounds on the internet a while back.

Durran Korr wrote:

Gandalf wrote:I like the Pepsi one where they guy is trying to defendhis Pepsi and had to repeatedly headbutt a ram.

That's Mountain Dew.

I think this might be a regional thing, but here in Sydney, Australia, it's Pepsi Max.

i would definatley have to say the coke one from a little while ago where the guy is sitting on the couch and the phone rings untill his girlfriend comes to pick it up, then its him asking to change the channel its so typically aussie bloke lol

Gandalf wrote:I like the Pepsi one where they guy is trying to defendhis Pepsi and had to repeatedly headbutt a ram.

pepsi has a few good ones, the other mad one they have is where the guy chases down the cheater on his bike and gets the pepsi out of its mouth, not bad

My curent favorite goes something like this:

Grandpa type talking in phone:

"... can I talk to your mom, please?
She's not home?
She forgot her wallet? Let's hope no one steals it then.
You're home alone then?
Oh, you got a visitor? Who? A real policeman?"

Grandpa's face suddenly turns grim.

Fade out.

Voice over: "Every day somebody's life is changed due to reckless driving...
That's why we have speed traps."

Signed: The Danish Police.

It's so morbid that it's fun...

THE M.T.S. BISON COMERCIALS!!!!! YEA!!!! woohoo.......

*relizes he's the only one cheering*

Well... It's for a local telophone company.... They have bison in it that talk.... It's funny.....



Ah screw it, let's just say I like the new Blockbuster comercials. The ones with the pet shop in them.

Sidious wrote:I think its a Canadian commercial for some sort of fish product.

A Grizzly bear catches a salmon out of a river and some fisherman comes charging out of nowhere and tackles the bear. They proceed to have a kung fu fight and the fisherman eventually wins by kicking the bear in the nutz.

Its shot from a ways off and looks totally believale which is why I laughed so hard.

Youve probably all seen it, it made the rounds on the internet a while back.

That one is great. The bear looks totally real until they start to fight. The bear even gets a spin kick in. Then the guy suckers him by pointing and saying, "look a ....." then he kicks the bear in the nuts.

<rdf_emulator=1>Of course, the 1984 Macintosh ad, what else </rdf>

j/k

My favorite commercial is for Nissan.

It has GI Joe come to life and take off driving a toy 300ZX while Van Halen's cover of You Really Got Me is playing.

He shows up with the car at Barbie's place and she ditches Ken to go ride with Joe. As the song says, "Oh no" you see Ken with the shocked and sad look on his face.

Tsyroc wrote:My favorite commercial is for Nissan.

It has GI Joe come to life and take off driving a toy 300ZX while Van Halen's cover of You Really Got Me is playing.

He shows up with the car at Barbie's place and she ditches Ken to go ride with Joe. As the song says, "Oh no" you see Ken with the shocked and sad look on his face.

I remember that one really funny

Another one i saw in french i don`t remember if there was an english version,it was a commercial for milk,wher the Frankenstein monster walked around and people were running away,and he reach the table drink the milk and says damn peanut butter.

The oooold 3dFX ad.

"We have in our possession, a chip. That can perfrom 100 billion operations per second. Giving us the power to heal across continents. To touch more lives... etc etc etc.

But then we thought. Hey - lets use it for games *cut to shots of all the people in hospitals etc dying*..."

Funny as hell.

The Superbowl ones with the office tackler guy were pretty funny.

There was one Japanese commercial involving Arnold Schwarzzeneger. He and a few other Japanese men are playing scrabble and apparently he puts down a controversial word. He goes off to some corner, thinks about what to do, then suddenly (light bulb) whips out a can of Bwain (the drink).


I haven't watched the video myself, but from what I can tell from the screenshots, absolute crazyness ensues.


Really weird commercial. Has Arnold going "BWAIN!!!!" with twinkling eyes and whatnot. Must find that video.

I remember a beer commercial from the early 80s that traumatized me- it had Joe Piscopo accidentally tear a guy's arm off.