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Which one shouldn't have been at all?

Cutsman, scissor-headed stupid taking human like form.
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Gutsman, Wily's sick sexbot, why do you think he's been brought back so much?
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Woodman, stupid bot, with a hard-on.
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7%
Hardman, see Woodman, but dumber.
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7%
Topman, WTF!
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50%
Ringman, right...
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Dustman, simply unexcusable.
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Chargeman, ...
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Plantman, Plantbot, ew
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7%
Springman, almost as bad as Topman
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14%
Springman, almost as bad as Topman
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14%
 
Total votes: 14

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Which one of Megaman's(not X) bosses do you think was the most unbelievably stupid, that the designers had to be snorting obsense amounts of Cocaine mixed with Darkstars's blood.

Personnaly Topman sheer exsists made me confused and angry, and vomiting from that anger.


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anarchistbunny wrote: obsense amounts of Cocaine mixed with Darkstars's blood.
Arrrrrgh! That'll replace the whale in my nightmares!
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You should have had Spark Man, as anyone who reads Bob And George knows, is far more pitiful/stupid.
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If you go by bob and george, they all shouldn't exsist, except protoman and roll.
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anarchistbunny wrote:If you go by bob and george, they all shouldn't exsist, except protoman and roll.
I'm still wondering where he gets the Roll graphics from. She didn't use a blaster in MM7.
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Easy, he takes the head off of Roll and puts it on recolored Megaman body. I also do a sprite comic, its pretty easy to make custom sprites after awhile :)
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The ultimate idiot was bombman. No doubt.
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You mean Bomberman? And their writers seriously need to start thinking up more creative names.

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What about calling snake man schlong man?
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Flash man. Now that was a useless schmuck. His weapon sucked too; one shot, and it only took Crackm-er, Quickman down halfway.
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Top Man.
Fear his MIGHTY SPINNING TOPS! :roll:
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Am I the only one that thinks Protoman is a fruit?

I mean he's powerful and all, but he just seems... that way.
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Protoman is not gay he's mearly a raging Acholoic, its hard for some people to tell the diffrence I understand

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Which was the one that threw leaves at you? He was pretty stupid.
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Woodman, weak to Metalman, strong to Airman.
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Ya know you can kill woodman with a single shot from heat man?
And Metal man falls to his own weapon with a single hit, too.
Btw the only man who hadn't the most obvious name was shadowman.
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My vote's for snakeman... wasn't on the list though
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There is a limit on how many you can put on a poll, and alought snakeman deserved a position, at least snakes are predators, toadman was just more pathetic in the same sense as Snakeman. Plus Snakeman looks cool.
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Metalman's weapon worked good against almost everthing eles in MM2. It's sorta like the Hadoken or Z-Saber of the MM series.
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Btw since some here thought Protoman was gay,
are the Mega Man robots (all the humanoid robots of the series) fully functional ???
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Well, out of his armor(he changes at the end of of MM1) he still as to wear shorts and a T-Shirt, so I have no idea.
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Well the fact that he does wear shorts indicates there IS something, because if there was nothing there wouldn't be a need for pants.
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He was designed to be as human-like as possible, (the reploids in MMZ Jap accually bleed when you cut them in half with the Z-Saber) So that proves 2 things, one they may very well have those parts(which kinda makes you wonder about the "chores" Roll does...) or they don't but, a person standing around with no nipples, ass, or genitalia, basicly a ken dool or barbie, would stand out, and Dr. Light's dream for them to live as one with humans, so giving them unnessisary clothing would make sense.
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In terms of most useless weapon acquired, Snakeman easily takes it. Having something that's useless on everything but the last boss sucks. In terms of worst concept, I would have to give it to Topman.
Strange that both of these are from Mega Man 3, as that was my favorite of the Famicom MM games.
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Post by beyond hope »

really? I liked Mega Man 2 best. After that I lost interest... I kinda liked Mega Man 3, but by 4 I gave up.
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