Lads from Lagos do Iraq!

OT: anything goes!

Moderator: Edi

Post Reply
User avatar
The Duchess of Zeon
Gözde
Posts: 14566
Joined: 2002-09-18 01:06am
Location: Exiled in the Pale of Settlement.

Lads from Lagos do Iraq!

Post by The Duchess of Zeon »

Good day: It is my desire to communicate with you. You should not feel embarrassed how I managed to get your contact. It was made available to me through the Syrian Chamber of Trade and Industry during my search of a reliable and trustworthy person who can assist me in this transaction.

I am Lieutenant Col Saeed Mohammed, from Iraq and one of the Baath Party officials of Saddam Hussein's regime. Due to the sudden outbreak of the current war in my country with the coalition forces, comprising of Britain and Americans, I decided that this is an opportunity for me and my family to sneak out of the country (Iraq). My family and I are now in Syria seeking sanctuary, some sort of refuge. I was able to take along with me money in suitcases containing US$23 million. I want to quickly transfer this money to your nominated bank account in your country, where me and my family intend to meet you up and settle down in future.

If you accept to help me, I am willing to offer you 30 percent out of the money. Please if this interest you get to me immediately through this email address: saeedmohammed-zippo@mail.com for more details.

Thank you and may Allah bless you.

Yours faithfully,

Lt Col Saeed Mohammed.
The threshold for inclusion in Wikipedia is verifiability, not truth. -- Wikipedia's No Original Research policy page.

In 1966 the Soviets find something on the dark side of the Moon. In 2104 they come back. -- Red Banner / White Star, a nBSG continuation story. Updated to Chapter 4.0 -- 14 January 2013.
User avatar
MKSheppard
Ruthless Genocidal Warmonger
Ruthless Genocidal Warmonger
Posts: 29842
Joined: 2002-07-06 06:34pm

Post by MKSheppard »

:snickers:
"If scientists and inventors who develop disease cures and useful technologies don't get lifetime royalties, I'd like to know what fucking rationale you have for some guy getting lifetime royalties for writing an episode of Full House." - Mike Wong

"The present air situation in the Pacific is entirely the result of fighting a fifth rate air power." - U.S. Navy Memo - 24 July 1944
User avatar
Einhander Sn0m4n
Insane Railgunner
Posts: 18630
Joined: 2002-10-01 05:51am
Location: Louisiana... or Dagobah. You know, where Yoda lives.

Post by Einhander Sn0m4n »

(Suspension-of-Disbelief)And they expect the citizens of A COUNTRY WHO'S CURRENTLY AT WAR WITH THEIR SORRY ASSES to help?(/Suspension-of-Disbelief)

First Al Qaeda, then Iraq. Gues what, Email Spammers... YOU'RE NEXT!!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Image Image
Companion Cube
Biozeminade!
Posts: 3874
Joined: 2003-02-02 04:29pm
Location: what did you doooooo щ(゚Д゚щ)

Post by Companion Cube »

Damn right, I bet the War On Spamming is next on Bush's agenda... :twisted:
And when I'm sad, you're a clown
And if I get scared, you're always a clown
User avatar
salm
Rabid Monkey
Posts: 10296
Joined: 2002-09-09 08:25pm

Post by salm »

3rd Impact wrote:Damn right, I bet the War On Spamming is next on Bush's agenda... :twisted:
he´d actually get my vote then in the next election.
User avatar
Setzer
Requiescat in Pace
Posts: 3138
Joined: 2002-08-30 11:45am

Post by Setzer »

I got something like this, only it was from Nigeria.

Now that I think about it, If I'd agreed to it, and it was true, I'd probably make a whopping 64 dollars :lol:
Image
User avatar
Dalton
For Those About to Rock We Salute You
For Those About to Rock We Salute You
Posts: 22640
Joined: 2002-07-03 06:16pm
Location: New York, the Fuck You State
Contact:

Post by Dalton »

salm wrote:
3rd Impact wrote:Damn right, I bet the War On Spamming is next on Bush's agenda... :twisted:
he´d actually get my vote then in the next election.
...aren't you in Germany?
Image
Image
To Absent Friends
Dalton | Admin Smash | Knight of the Order of SDN

"y = mx + bro" - Surlethe
"You try THAT shit again, kid, and I will mod you. I will
mod you so hard, you'll wish I were Dalton." - Lagmonster

May the way of the Hero lead to the Triforce.
User avatar
Tsyroc
Emperor's Hand
Posts: 13748
Joined: 2002-07-29 08:35am
Location: Tucson, Arizona

Post by Tsyroc »

Dalton wrote:
salm wrote:
3rd Impact wrote:Damn right, I bet the War On Spamming is next on Bush's agenda... :twisted:
he´d actually get my vote then in the next election.
...aren't you in Germany?
IIRC correctly he has dual citizenship. If not, it's a good joke. :)
By the pricking of my thumb,
Something wicked this way comes.
Open, locks,
Whoever knocks.
Post Reply