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Okay, here's the deal. You get a choice between Jeannie from I Dream of Jeannie or Samantha from Bewitched. Neither are attached to the men on their respective TV shows, and you don't have a wife or girlfriend. Either will become your mate, complete with powers, and you can choose only one. Who will it be?

Jeannie:


Samantha:

Jeenie

A. She calls me Master
B. She doesn't look like an old hag, and has that wretched mother to curse me.

Cal Wright wrote:Jeenie

A. She calls me Master
B. She doesn't look like an old hag, and has that wretched mother to curse me.

Good reasons to me.

Cal Wright wrote:Jeenie

A. She calls me Master
B. She doesn't look like an old hag, and has that wretched mother to curse me.

quite.

Jeannie, since I call my GF that half the time anyways and I won't have to change anything. She's cuter too I say.

Jeannie anyday, her room was a tiny little bottle, which meant no mass redecoration. And there was a new adventure every week.

Hmm. Small room eh. You've got a point. Any which way she turns, whoops, there's my manhood.

Jeannie. I hate the other one.

Jeannie, without a doubt. Far sexier, more powerful (which can be a lifesaver at the right moment), eager to please yet independent minded in other ways, and the blend of innocence and sensuality puts her in the Hot Virgin category. She'd never be boring.

Samantha's nice, but a milksop. Anybody who would let herself be domesticated by a clod like Darrin would be about as interesting as a bag of packing peanuts. The sex is probably boring as well.

While I find myself more physically attracted to Samantha, and she does seem more bright, she has that mother and indeed that entire family of hers. And on the flip side, one can choose to keep the bottle closed on Jeanie, should she prove to be too much of a pain in the fourh point of contact. Thus my choice...

Jeannie by far. One shameful episode of my youth was the brief 2 month crush I had on Barbara Eden.

Jeannie...aside from what's been said, prefer the outfit.

In my bedroom, Jeannie would discover a new definition of perversion.

AdmiralKanos wrote:In my bedroom, Jeannie would discover a new definition of perversion.

Have I ever mentioned that you kick ass, Mike?

Ghost Rider wrote:Jeannie...aside from what's been said, prefer the outfit.

How long would she get to keep the outfit on for though?

Jeannie was thick as shit. As least Samantha was intelligent and possessed an once of independance.

innerbrat wrote:Jeannie was thick as shit. As least Samantha was intelligent and possessed an once of independance.

Pshhh, that's why you're a woman!

Though neither really float my proverbial boat, I guess I'd go with Jeannie. She's hotter than the witch. Intelligence need not apply.

And who's more powerful? A genie or a witch? And who's got a malicious mother that would make your average evil mother-in-law-from-hell seem rather pleasant, relatively?

As far as the mom goes, I'd be like, "It's me or her, babe." And I'd tell her to use her powers to make her mom a mute paraplegic. I'm sure that would work.

innerbrat wrote:Jeannie was thick as shit. As least Samantha was intelligent and possessed an once of independance.

Yeah but she dresses boring and her mother's a fucking bitch.

Wow, how could anyone honestly vote for Samantha? Jeannie is a hottie, plus she would have to call me, "Master." Oh yeah, I am liking the sound of this...

Superman wrote:Wow, how could anyone honestly vote for Samantha? Jeannie is a hottie, plus she would have to call me, "Master." Oh yeah, I am liking the sound of this...

It's the chicks on the board, must be

jeannie. she will have to turn herself into a hot chick if i wish so.

Jeannie was full of energy too. I would take her in a second.

Like Vympel said, Samantha's mom is a bitch. As a matter of fact, I can tell you exactly what would happen if I had Samantha. Okay, the mom would stop by. Some wisecracks would be exchanged. The mom gets pissed and puts a spell on me. For the rest of the episode Samantha tries to find her mom so that the spell can be reversed. Oh, the hijinks that ensue...

Superman wrote:Jeannie was full of energy too. I would take her in a second.

Like Vympel said, Samantha's mom is a bitch. As a matter of fact, I can tell you exactly what would happen if I had Samantha. Okay, the mom would stop by. Some wisecracks would be exchanged. The mom gets pissed and puts a spell on me. For the rest of the episode Samantha tries to find her mom so that the spell can be reversed. Oh, the hijinks that ensue...

Just to reinforce that: God Bewitched sucked ass. Like really- the husband was a limpdicked dumbass ("I insist that the housework be done in the usual way!"- WTF?!), the mother in law was a bitch, the guy's boss was an asshole, and she was, as mentioned before, dull.

Compare to I Dream of Jeannie. Firstly, she was damn hot and dressed sexy. Second, the guy was in the airforce and had a funny best friend, also in the air force. His boss was also funny. There were no annoying in-laws making regular appearance. The show was just so much better.