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people, this is sir red, a friend of mine from a few sites we've been at. hes been prodded into signing in, and I want you all to welcome him.

red, say hi.

OMG I SAW A NOOB AND I POKED HIM AND HE WENT

WHEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!


Hi Sir Red. Please don't be a troll...

Respect my authoritah, noob!

WOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Welcome

***POKE***

howdy! Please don't pet the cow...

Welcome to SDnet noob POKE

oh ja. -poke!-

how long do you have to be around before you're no longer a noob???

*Arms RPP-Rocket Propelled Poke-braces over should, triangulates position of n00b and...*

POKE!!!!!!!!

Welcome newbie, join the Gnomish Empire or die! There you will be indoctrinated into the grand Gnomish Army, that has swept away all resistance since its creation. What say you citizen? Are you ready to join the Gnomish Empire? Sign up today!

-Our Leader, Darth Garden Gnome, from the Center of Propaganda, Gnomania

Well...i've never poked anyone before but...







... ::POKE::



...well that was certainly interesting...

Sir Red wrote:... ¿meep?

KILL IT!

*The entire B-47 and B-52 production run unleashes thousands of GBU-100 newb defeat guided cluster submunitions, ripping Red to shreds before vaporizing the torn fleet and pools f blood that remain*

how does poooking help?

Damn it, tell that cow to stop dancing, or at least to learn some new moves.

Avogadro's Poke*6.02257e23!

Sir Red wrote:Yo, Talen! Ya spend years at a board and laughing at newbies, then the minute ya jump ta another board, ya get fried by B-52s looking for noob meatloaf.

..... I feel so unloved. >_>
*debates poking the hell outta the pokers*

Ignore the infedels in their B-52s! Join the Gnomish Legions or be destroyed!

PH34R DA GNOMAGE!

Sir Red wrote:Yo, Talen! Ya spend years at a board and laughing at newbies, then the minute ya jump ta another board, ya get fried by B-52s looking for noob meatloaf.

..... I feel so unloved. >_>
*debates poking the hell outta the pokers*

hehehe. . .thats why you join at the *beginning* of a site, like I did.

oh, and meeping can be seen here: http://bbs.stardestroyer.net/viewtopic.php?t=18145

You sure picked a wacky day to join Sir Red.

Hello, and watch out verilon...he bites.

not hard -shifty eyes-

should I go back into occasional lurkdom until it gets calmer?
Or is "wacky" as calm as it gets?

Sir Red wrote:Yo, Talen! Ya spend years at a board and laughing at newbies, then the minute ya jump ta another board, ya get fried by B-52s looking for noob meatloaf.

..... I feel so unloved. >_>
*debates poking the hell outta the pokers*

FEAR THE POKEMASTER!!!






*POKE*



And THEN...





RAMMING SPEED!!!!


*MEGA-POKE*



*waves to the poke-ridden form of Sir Red*



Welcome to Stardestroyer.net!

Sir Red wrote:should I go back into occasional lurkdom until it gets calmer?
Or is "wacky" as calm as it gets?

All questions will be answered upon joining the Gnomish Empire. Join today, or face total obliteration! Serve your peoples, serve your Empire, serve the Emperor - Darth Garden Gnome! What say you citizen? JOIN NOW!

-Our Leader, Darth Garden Gnome; Center of Propaganda, Gnomania

3ng4g3 teh p0k3!!!!11

*Lasgun poke*