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Bad joke timing
Posted: 2003-04-20 04:02pm
by Superman
I was at a friend's house last night playing in a game of poker when he decided to let his pet parakeet out of its cage. While it was out, someone noticed that the front door was open, so my friend got up and kicked the door to close it shut. As he was kicking it, the bird made a mad dash for the door. The door slammed shut, but not before the bird got caught in it. A headless parakeet body fell to the ground.
As all of us gathered around the murdered bird in awe, I busted out with "we got no food, we got no jobs, our PET'S HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!" It was ackward, the other people wanted to laugh, but kept it in.
Anyway, brownie points to anyone that can identify the source of that quote.
Posted: 2003-04-20 04:03pm
by Shinova
Dumb and Dumber, by Jim Carrey specifically.
Posted: 2003-04-20 04:04pm
by Superman
Wow, that was quick.
Posted: 2003-04-20 04:17pm
by Brother-Captain Gaius
Well, it was pretty easy. In fact, I would declare anyone unable to identify that quote a heretic.
Posted: 2003-04-20 05:46pm
by aphexmonster
xD .... someone couldn't slowly close the door?! ... You had to decapicate the byrd?! Seriously this is horibble ... a momment of silence ................................................................................................................................. hehe ... dumb and dummer
Posted: 2003-04-20 06:20pm
by Cal Wright
I've seen Dumb and Dumber all the way through once. I vaguely remember that line. Usually I miss the beginning, and I know it's from that.
Besides, if the door didn't close in time, the damn bird would have bolted away. Sucks for that thing.
Posted: 2003-04-20 06:24pm
by brothersinarm
well getting away is ALOT better then being dead anyday.
Posted: 2003-04-20 06:25pm
by Cal Wright
Not for the pet owner...
Man, I am going to shoot your dancing sow.
Posted: 2003-04-20 06:25pm
by Montcalm
Here`s the worste bad joke on this subject :The bird lost weight.
Posted: 2003-04-20 06:26pm
by brothersinarm
You can't...It would appear that my 4 legged Bovine joined PETA...lol
Is there a reason that you want to shoot him?
Posted: 2003-04-20 06:29pm
by brothersinarm
Not for the pet owner...
Well either way he loses his pet. So if you're going to choose one of the scenerio might as well choose the one where the bird gets away and lives.
Posted: 2003-04-20 07:05pm
by Darth Phoenix
Montcalm wrote:Here`s the worste bad joke on this subject :The bird lost weight.
ouch...
Posted: 2003-04-20 07:11pm
by Cal Wright
PETA? psshhh. Just more targets, who jump in the way.
Let the little fowl escape my clutches! Blasphemy! Live under my rule, or not at all!!!
Re: Bad joke timing
Posted: 2003-04-20 08:29pm
by Enforcer Talen
Superman wrote:I was at a friend's house last night playing in a game of poker when he decided to let his pet parakeet out of its cage. While it was out, someone noticed that the front door was open, so my friend got up and kicked the door to close it shut. As he was kicking it, the bird made a mad dash for the door. The door slammed shut, but not before the bird got caught in it. A headless parakeet body fell to the ground.
As all of us gathered around the murdered bird in awe, I busted out with "we got no food, we got no jobs, our PET'S HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!" It was ackward, the other people wanted to laugh, but kept it in.
Anyway, brownie points to anyone that can identify the source of that quote.
lmao, I'd laugh.
or, I think I would.
thats just so tragic its funny.
Posted: 2003-04-20 08:33pm
by Hethrir
If i was there i would have burst out with laughter! Thats a clever quote!
Posted: 2003-04-20 11:27pm
by Gandalf
Superman you're just full of bizarre stories arent you?
Posted: 2003-04-20 11:33pm
by Next of Kin
Did ya throw a steak at the dead bird?
Posted: 2003-04-20 11:39pm
by Gandalf
Next of Kin wrote:Did ya throw a steak at the dead bird?
Ouch.
