The great POOP thread

Trytostaydead · Post by **Trytostaydead** » 2003-04-21 11:03am

Since I'm here constipated before class, which is bad considering I'll have about 3 hours without a potty break and I didn't take my morning shit, let's talk about shit.

First, do girls really poo? I mean, it's kind of like asking does an Emperor take a shit right? Some things you just can't imagine.

Second, your favorite type of poo? I like the post-gumbo poo. There's this great cajun restaraunt in LA that serves AWESOME gumbo. I had a bowl and the next morning my poo came out nicely and it smelled just like,.. yup, GUMBO!

I also like the post-lots-of-fiber poo too, there's nothing more satisfying than a good morning dump.

Crayz9000 · Post by **Crayz9000** » 2003-04-21 11:16am

Wow, didn't think I would find a use for this so quickly.

Shinova · Post by **Shinova** » 2003-04-21 11:25am

I sense incoming lockage. Either that, or every single one of the following posts in this thread will be similar to mines and Crazy's.

Darth Gojira · Post by **Darth Gojira** » 2003-04-21 11:53am

Wierd shit about wierd shit.

That sums it up nicely. Divine moderators, I beseech you to monitor this thread!

Post by **Vympel** » 2003-04-21 11:57am

Unlike certain other deities- I exist, and am monitoring this tasteless, dead end thread for spamage.

Stormbringer · Post by **Stormbringer** » 2003-04-21 11:58am

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2003-04-21 12:24pm

When you don`t know what to say,talk about shit.

Companion Cube · Post by **Companion Cube** » 2003-04-21 12:33pm

I see a pattern between this thread and Col. Crackpot's 'I want to let you know how I feel' one...

Cal Wright · Post by **Cal Wright** » 2003-04-21 01:18pm

That's how I read most of my novels. While I'm on the shitter. My dad has been proud of some that I dropped which caused half the house to reek. In fact, I just got of the pocelain palace. Come to think of it, it really flows when I'm reading a KJA book. Shit in, shit out.

brothersinarm · Post by **brothersinarm** » 2003-04-21 01:34pm

There is nothing in the world that can describe this thread.

Cal Wright · Post by **Cal Wright** » 2003-04-21 01:49pm

There's nothing that can describe a good shit either. Talk about easing the tension there. The best is at work when people file in and book it when they catch a whiff of your special home brew. I've even drawn comments from the peanut gallary on how god awful the smell can be.

Trytostaydead · Post by **Trytostaydead** » 2003-04-21 02:05pm

Freud would have said I had problems with wiping my ass when I was young so I take a particular joy from my morning shits.. but you know, I just think if you take a nice shit in the morning.. you're set for the day. Outside of food poisoning and such.. eat what you want and all you'll have to worry about is pissing.

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2003-04-21 02:25pm

Let's see... My favoriate shits are mine, as when someone else farts and stinks up the place, it smells far worse than when I do it for some reason. And I also wipe my ass until I'm practically sodomizing myself, and wash my hands thouroghly, because I'm kind of paranoid about that stuff.

Col. Crackpot · Post by **Col. Crackpot** » 2003-04-21 02:29pm

3rd Impact wrote:I see a pattern between this thread and Col. Crackpot's 'I want to let you know how I feel' one...

hey man, i claim no responsibility for this one!

and come on, that i love you thread was funny, and montcalm got his first sig quote out of the deal so all and all it was a good day.

Nathan F · Post by **Nathan F** » 2003-04-21 03:05pm

Hmm, the Poop thread...

I have been waiting for a long while to say this (in a bad mexican accent):

POOP ON YOU, SENOR!

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-04-21 03:15pm

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot!!??!?

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2003-04-21 04:00pm

This is a good a thread as any to share a poop story that happened to a co-worker of mine. Well, this guy's a vegetarian and sometimes he has trouble shitting, and it's bad enough that he has to see a proctologist. One day while he was taking a dump in the store washroom, we heard a scream and some moaning coming from behind the locked door, turned out he'd ripped his rectum open while shitting.

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-04-21 04:01pm

aerius wrote:This is a good a thread as any to share a poop story that happened to a co-worker of mine. Well, this guy's a vegetarian and sometimes he has trouble shitting, and it's bad enough that he has to see a proctologist. One day while he was taking a dump in the store washroom, we heard a scream and some moaning coming from behind the locked door, turned out he'd ripped his rectum open while shitting.

is right! Holy Shit!!!

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2003-04-21 04:02pm

aerius wrote:This is a good a thread as any to share a poop story that happened to a co-worker of mine. Well, this guy's a vegetarian and sometimes he has trouble shitting, and it's bad enough that he has to see a proctologist. One day while he was taking a dump in the store washroom, we heard a scream and some moaning coming from behind the locked door, turned out he'd ripped his rectum open while shitting.

OUCH

Next of Kin · Post by **Next of Kin** » 2003-04-21 04:02pm

aerius wrote:...we heard a scream and some moaning coming from behind the locked door, turned out he'd ripped his rectum open while shitting.

Who was the lucky asshole that got to clean the washroom at the end of the day! [no pun intended]

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2003-04-21 04:09pm

Next of Kin wrote:Who was the lucky asshole that got to clean the washroom at the end of the day! [no pun intended]

"Funboy" had to take care of that mess, though why he's known as "funboy" is a whole 'nother story.

Trytostaydead · Post by **Trytostaydead** » 2003-04-21 04:25pm

Well, proctology stories then?

As you know the body is negative pressure.. so often when the doctor has to do some excavating or real SOUL-searching with their fingers up there, there's a reason the doctors will always be standing WAY off to the side.

Anyone care to venture a guess?

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2003-04-21 04:55pm

aerius wrote:
Next of Kin wrote:Who was the lucky asshole that got to clean the washroom at the end of the day! [no pun intended]
"Funboy" had to take care of that mess, though why he's known as "funboy" is a whole 'nother story.

Well, then why is he called "fun boy", if that's a different story?

aphexmonster · Post by **aphexmonster** » 2003-04-21 05:14pm

This is retarded, but imma say hi before its locked

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Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-04-21 05:18pm

aphexmonster wrote:This is retarded, but imma say hi before its locked

('''\(^_^)

Was ist los?