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For the upteenth time: Gay Gerbil Story = Urban Legend
Posted: 2003-04-21 04:30pm
by Baron Scarpia
In the closed "Who is your favorite poster" thread, someone once again brought up the now legendary story of the two gay men playing with a gerbil that subsequently gets stuck up one's keester.
It may be amusing, in its own homophobic little way, but people: it's not true. It's a fabrication:
http://www.snopes.com/sex/bestial/bestial.htm#gerbil
So now that's that.
Thank you.
Posted: 2003-04-21 04:37pm
by InnerBrat
I had some lesbian gerbils once....
But we found out they weren't gay when one of them got pregnant.
Posted: 2003-04-21 04:41pm
by Einhander Sn0m4n
My dog got neutered and turned gay. It didn't help that he was a Daschund and the other dog was a Poodle.
It was just like the South Park episode.
[Personality Hijack=Carman]MY DOG'S A HOMO! MY DOG'S A HOMO!!![/Personality Hijack]
Well, he was 'my' dog until he got lost in the woods when my dad's girlfriend took him to Mississippi (that's a lotta 's's and 'i's LOL)...
Posted: 2003-04-21 04:42pm
by neoolong
innerbrat wrote:I had some lesbian gerbils once....
But we found out they weren't gay when one of them got pregnant.
Maybe bisexual?
Posted: 2003-04-21 04:43pm
by BrYaN19kc
I think our angelfish are all gay as well. HMMMM, not the little angels they appear to be!
Posted: 2003-04-21 04:47pm
by InnerBrat
neoolong wrote:innerbrat wrote:I had some lesbian gerbils once....
But we found out they weren't gay when one of them got pregnant.
Maybe bisexual?
Nah, it turned out only one of them was female.
The only pets my family have ever had that didn't have babies were: the spider, the rabbit (only 1 of each) and the rats (both had penises)
That includes: gerbils; snakes; axolotls; and giant African land snails
Posted: 2003-04-21 04:51pm
by Enforcer Talen
I know that, somewhere, someone, has tried it with a gerbil.
the world has seen far kinkier.
Posted: 2003-04-21 04:55pm
by Ghost Rider
I just feel pity for the poor gerbil.
Posted: 2003-04-21 05:19pm
by aphexmonster
Why would you put a gerbil up yer but
?
EDIT: aaaaahhh >_< i just read that .. that is fucked up
Posted: 2003-04-21 08:25pm
by Lord Pounder
I didn't make it up, i'm only reporting what i heard on Streakandcheese.com BTW how can i be homophobic when i'm bi myself?
Posted: 2003-04-21 10:32pm
by Frank Hipper
I think he meant the story itself is homophobic.
Posted: 2003-04-22 01:16am
by LordShaithis
My brother and a good friend of mine used to work in admissions at a local ER. Compared to some of the things I know for a fact people have put in their asses, a gerbil wouldn't be that big of a deal.
Posted: 2003-04-22 01:25am
by Utsanomiko
Darth Pounder wrote:BTW how can i be homophobic when i'm bi myself?
Easy: misplaced self-loathing. You're simply willing to stereotype yourself, take away your own liberties, and claim you're nothing more than an amoral child molester. You homophobic homos make me sick.
And for everyone who missed the smileys and heavy-handed sarcasm, I was joking. Now I shall declare youo all to be lesbians trapped in men's bodies and mock your porn collections.
Posted: 2003-04-22 04:13am
by Enforcer Talen
Frank Hipper wrote:I think he meant the story itself is homophobic.
. . . why?
how is kinkiness homophobic?
Posted: 2003-04-22 09:52am
by InnerBrat
Enforcer Talen wrote:Frank Hipper wrote:I think he meant the story itself is homophobic.
. . . why?
how is kinkiness homophobic?
It makes out that gay men are all perverts.
Posted: 2003-04-22 12:52pm
by Baron Scarpia
Enforcer Talen wrote:Frank Hipper wrote:I think he meant the story itself is homophobic.
. . . why?
how is kinkiness homophobic?
Making up a story about gay men doing something so cruel to an animal for the purposes of sexual pleasure, and then them doing something so stupid and having the resulting embarrassing injuries, all for the purpose of laughing at the perverted gays who do such sick things, is indeed homophobic.
Posted: 2003-04-22 01:01pm
by Col. Crackpot
never mond that, the other story on the same page is even more fucked up, AND IT'S TRUE!
http://www.snopes.com/sex/bestial/wedvideo.htm
Posted: 2003-04-22 02:06pm
by Lord Pounder
innerbrat wrote:Enforcer Talen wrote:Frank Hipper wrote:I think he meant the story itself is homophobic.
. . . why?
how is kinkiness homophobic?
It makes out that gay men are all perverts.
You mean they aren't? Damn i've been mixing with those undesireables again.
Posted: 2003-04-22 02:15pm
by neoolong
Jeez. That's pretty fucked up.
Posted: 2003-04-22 03:11pm
by Setzer
Remember the opening to Mallrats? One time my cousin Walter got this cat stuck in his ass...
Posted: 2003-04-22 04:03pm
by Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi
neoolong wrote:
Jeez. That's pretty fucked up.
I'll have to agree. Whatever happened to him, anyway? Did they buy the "trick photography" excuse? It was from 1994, after all.
Posted: 2003-04-22 05:25pm
by InnerBrat
Darth Pounder wrote:innerbrat wrote:Enforcer Talen wrote:
. . . why?
how is kinkiness homophobic?
It makes out that gay men are all perverts.
You mean they aren't? Damn i've been mixing with those undesireables again.
Well, the ones on
this board are.
Posted: 2003-04-22 05:34pm
by Death from the Sea
"In retrospect, lighting the match was my big mistake. But I was only trying to retrieve the gerbil," Eric Tomaszewski told bemused doctors in the Severe Burns Unit of Salt Lake City Hospital. Tomaszewski, and his homosexual partner Andrew "Kiki" Farnum, had been admitted for emergency treatment after a felching session had gone seriously wrong.
"I pushed a cardboard tube up his rectum and slipped Raggot, our gerbil, in," he explained. "As usual, Kiki shouted out 'Armageddon,' my cue that he'd had enough. I tried to retrieve Raggot but he wouldn't come out again, so I peered into the tube and struck a match, thinking the light might attract him."
At a hushed press conference, a hospital spokesman described what happened next. "The match ignited a pocket of intestinal gas and a flame shot out the tube, igniting Mr. Tomaszewski's hair and severely burning his face. It also set fire to the gerbil's fur and whiskers which in turn ignited a larger pocket of gas further up the intestine, propelling the rodent out like a cannonball."
Tomaszewski suffered second degree burns and a broken nose from the impact of the gerbil, while Farnum suffered first and second degree burns to his anus and lower intestinal tract.
While it is gross, it is fucking funny. This guy shooting a gerbil(on fire) out of his ass.
some people have some sick twisted imaginations....
Posted: 2003-04-23 12:10am
by Enforcer Talen
innerbrat wrote:Enforcer Talen wrote:Frank Hipper wrote:I think he meant the story itself is homophobic.
. . . why?
how is kinkiness homophobic?
It makes out that gay men are all perverts.
that *some* gay men are perverts. I hear about straight males screwing sheep, but I dont expect a lamb in my friends backyard.
Posted: 2003-04-23 12:11am
by Enforcer Talen
Baron Scarpia wrote:Enforcer Talen wrote:Frank Hipper wrote:I think he meant the story itself is homophobic.
. . . why?
how is kinkiness homophobic?
Making up a story about gay men doing something so cruel to an animal for the purposes of sexual pleasure, and then them doing something so stupid and having the resulting embarrassing injuries, all for the purpose of laughing at the perverted gays who do such sick things, is indeed homophobic.
only if you assume those two people to be the template for all gay men.