The cows....they talk!

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The cows....they talk!

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I know people here will get a kick out of this. :D
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LOL! :lol: That made my day.
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lmfao.. thats all i can say XD!!!!!
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You were correct in assuming so! :lol:
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I LIKE MEAT


That was funny.
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ROFLMAO!! I had to share that with my friends.
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:lol: About time someone took those nutcase activists down a notch or two. I don't mind regular protests, but that in-your-face stuff is just annoying.
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Where else can you get a gigantic hunk of meat along with french fries topped with bacon and cheese and covered in ranch dressing?

That sounds really fattening :shock:
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That sounds really fattening
Dawn French once said that unless its necessary to run around and live a very long crochetty life, it isn't necessary to be healthy and fit.

But then again, it does help for sex and running after/beating up Vegans! >D
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Post by Soontir C'boath »

LoL, her partners left her lol Ohhh that was the best part.

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LMAO...what I needed to hear.

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LOL!!! :lol:

This needs to be the Anti-PETA League Manifesto.
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Holy Fuck! There were NEVER come a day when shit like that will happen in Sweet Home Alabama! Thank whatever God there is for that.

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Mmmmmm Lamb. *drool*

*looks around* What? There was another part to that story?
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I almost felt sympathetic for her when he friends ditched. i have this vision of a cow getting all sullen and forlorn and walking out depressed. Then I remember they're stupid and laugh.
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Cal Wright wrote:Holy Fuck! There were NEVER come a day when shit like that will happen in Sweet Home Alabama! Thank whatever God there is for that.
AMEN!


(And Tennessee for that matter...)
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