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Why do so many men still find humor in this natural process well into adulthood? And only men? What do YOU think of this?

Childish.

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:Childish.

Nobody's denying that.

Okay then...

I find it childish and not humourous in the least.

what the dolphin said.

Enforcer Talen wrote:what the dolphin said.

Agreed.

There is almost nothing funnier than ripping one off when your coworkers can't go ANYWHERE! In your eye!

I think it's disgusting

My dad would always let er rip in front of everyone

Good way to clear out a crowded elevator.

Cal Wright wrote:There is almost nothing funnier than ripping one off when your coworkers can't go ANYWHERE! In your eye!

I dont do it personally... but seeing it done to others is hillarious xD

Farting well is a sign of status in many circles. I'm one of the few let who takes pride in a good fart.

Pinning someone to a wall with your ass then farting on them is funny beyond words. The helpless look of shock and dismay goes far beyond priceless.
Read Kurt Voneghut's Galapagos for an interesting take on farting and evolution.

It's only funny if your the one doing it.

...flashbacks...Cal...his brother...his dad...in the same house...dear god the smell...THE SMELL!!! AAAGGHH!!

Nobody told me what woudl happen!!! I thought flamable flatulance was an urban myth!!!

Hey Terrance!!!

Yes Phillip??!!

LoL

i will never get tired of that

David wrote:It's only funny if your the one doing it.

Or if you're watching it.

I'm reminded of one time when I was a child (and blighted by flatulence):

I was sitting in the school hall where my Dad taught as Music Teacher, listening to a concert performed by some of the boys from the school, and I could feel the pressure rising...

Anyway, I knew I couldn't hold it forever, so I thought I would release the beast at a loud point in the movement (there was plenty of brass). So I waited and then, when the music was at its height, I opened the "door".

And at that point, the music stopped for a couple of beats (a musical pause, as my father told me later), just in time for everyone in the hall to hear my blast!

Well, as you can imagine, I was mortified...

It's a tale I regale kids with today, and they ALL think it's hilarious. Mind you, it is only the kids that find it the funniest thing since my father told me about a dog-poo he saw when walking to work one morning that was half solid and half skid, with the impression of a jeans pocket on the flat part...

ROFL

You were mortified?

What about the others? Are they still live?

Solutions:

1. It was a "stealthy-skunk" type and everyone in the class are in coma ever since...

2. They laughed themselves to death...

Personally I find the entire process hilarious

Out of curiosity does anyone else here fart in their sleep? I apparently ripped one about a week ago, so loud that it woke my wife and scared my dog(a dachshund who snuggles with us) so bad she started barking......

there was a guy i knew at URI who would take pride in his ability to...erm...light the eternal flame. he did it right through hi pants too. well once it got too hot i guess and he must have singed his balls or something but he ended up jumping of of his chair and slapping himself in the furiously in the crotch.