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Come and Celebrate the Gnome's Birthday!
Posted: 2003-04-23 03:50pm
by Darth Garden Gnome
Wheee! The super-dee-duper age of 15 I have finally reached! You only wish you could be this young again.
Alright I'll start. *unwraps gift next to him*
Hmmm....a foot massager...I don't remember buying that....Okay....
So what did ya'll get me? I love gifts of all kinds. Be creative! I'm so excited!
Posted: 2003-04-23 03:54pm
by Kelly Antilles
*huggles the Garden Gnome* Happy Birthday, little guy. *kiss on the cheek*
Posted: 2003-04-23 03:54pm
by Ghost Rider
Silence you.
Happy B-Day though
.
Posted: 2003-04-23 03:56pm
by Darth Garden Gnome
Kelly Antilles wrote:*huggles the Garden Gnome* Happy Birthday, little guy. *kiss on the cheek*
*blushes*
Aww geez, can you get a better gift?
Posted: 2003-04-23 03:59pm
by Lagmonster
Happy Birthday! Ahhh, I remember being 15.
No...wait...I don't.
Shit.
Posted: 2003-04-23 04:00pm
by Utsanomiko
Fifteen?? Gross, a NetRat!
Anyway, my Neverwinter Nights lvl4 Gnomish Paladin says "Haaaaaaappy Birthday!"
Posted: 2003-04-23 04:00pm
by Cpt_Frank
HAIL GNOMAGE!
Posted: 2003-04-23 04:01pm
by Frank Hipper
Good god, I'm old enough to be your father! Happy Birthday!
Posted: 2003-04-23 04:04pm
by Darth Garden Gnome
Cpt_Frank wrote:HAIL GNOMAGE!
HAIL THE PEOPLES REPUBLIC! Our alliance is forever to fight the evils of janeway porn!
Posted: 2003-04-23 04:14pm
by Cpt_Frank
Darth Garden Gnome wrote:Cpt_Frank wrote:HAIL GNOMAGE!
HAIL THE PEOPLES REPUBLIC! Our alliance is forever to fight the evils of janeway porn!
When Straha's evil legions arise again, our forces will stand united!
Ah, I wish I was 15 again.
Posted: 2003-04-23 04:16pm
by Companion Cube
Happy Birthday DGG
Posted: 2003-04-23 04:23pm
by DPDarkPrimus
Fifteen? Fifteen?? Whoa.
Gnome, I'd like to tell you that you have the honor of being the only person who I could not tell was 14-years old when I first saw their posts.
Posted: 2003-04-23 04:43pm
by RedImperator
Happy birthday. Jesus Christ, how many people's moms got knocked up in July?
Posted: 2003-04-23 04:50pm
by Montcalm
Happy Birthday DGG.
Smashing lawn decorations.
Posted: 2003-04-23 04:52pm
by Stravo
Happy Birthday to one of my more vocal fanatics..and I mean that in only the most posistive light.
Posted: 2003-04-23 05:00pm
by Beowulf
Meh. *gridfires DGG*
Posted: 2003-04-23 05:02pm
by Captain Cyran
You're only 15? Must be really short for your age....either way
HAPPY BIRTHDAY DGG!!!
Is it just me or do a lot of people here have birthdays in late April...or at least the people who make posts on their birthdays do.
Posted: 2003-04-23 05:02pm
by Cal Wright
LoL! 15!!! Didn't know you were that young. LoL! Are you of legal driving age yet, or does mommy still have to take you to the Gnome conventions?!?
Posted: 2003-04-23 05:03pm
by Captain Cyran
This is depressing....a 15 year old has more posts than me...
Posted: 2003-04-23 05:05pm
by Cal Wright
No. What's depressing, is I have MORE posts than a 15 yr old.
Posted: 2003-04-23 05:07pm
by Darth Garden Gnome
Cal Wright wrote:LoL! 15!!! Didn't know you were that young. LoL! Are you of legal driving age yet, or does mommy still have to take you to the Gnome conventions?!?
I'll take the helicopter thank you very much!
Primus, I am honored.
Stravo, I have yet to read the latest chapter of Starcrossed, but that doesn't mean it still isn't the most kickassedness of all fanfics ever!
Montcalm, the Gnomes will have their revenge!
Beowulf, I'm not finished with you yet.
And of course Cyran, I stand at an uber-impressive
5'1! I bestrode the Lamphere grounds like a collosus astride a mountain top. My height is almost unimaginable to the mortal mind.
Ph34r.
Posted: 2003-04-23 05:09pm
by Captain Cyran
Darth Garden Gnome wrote:And of course Cyran, I stand at an uber-impressive
5'1! I bestrode the Lamphere grounds like a collosus astride a mountain top. My height is almot unimaginable to the mortal mind.
Ph34r.
And I thought my 5'7" was short. Huh, well, at least I can now laugh at you.
Shorty, and by the way. QUACK!!!
Posted: 2003-04-23 05:14pm
by Montcalm
5'1 hmmmmm "how tall are you when you take off your shoes?"
Posted: 2003-04-23 05:18pm
by Darth Garden Gnome
There ain't nothing wrong with the short man. So, "Laugh it up Fuzzballs." Besides short being my namesake (At least there aren't too many tall garden gnomes hanging around), I've still got plenty fo growin' to do! I'll probably end up being taller than anyone posting on this board today. You'll see.
Captain_Cyran wrote:QUACK!!!
Mock the Wings while you can mortal, someday soon (2004 Stanley Cup Finals maybe...) they'll be back in force to claim what is rightfully theirs.
Posted: 2003-04-23 05:23pm
by Montcalm
I guess Garden Gnomes have no sense of humour.
