The End of The World is Nigh
Posted: 2003-04-24 08:07pm
Orenthal?
Is that seriously his first name?
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Posted: 2003-04-24 09:06pm
Posted: 2003-04-24 10:24pm
Gandalf wrote:Orenthal?
Is that seriously his first name?
That name is kinda popular in the south area.
Posted: 2003-04-24 10:26pm
Not to sound rude, but when I first heard Orenthal, I thought it was a joke.aphexmonster wrote:Gandalf wrote:Orenthal?
Is that seriously his first name?
That name is kinda popular in the south area.
Re: The End of The World is Nigh
Posted: 2003-04-24 10:28pm
I knew that the day Anna Nicole Smith got a television show.Durran Korr wrote:http://moviepoopshoot.com/news/apr03/111.html
It's over. There is no hope for humanity.
On another note, wasn't there another NFL player with an even worse name? Oral Hershey-izer, or something?
Posted: 2003-04-25 12:04am
i've lived in Alabama most of my life and Florida the rest and i've yet to hear anyone by that name, and i've heard some strange ones. including my own.That name is kinda popular in the south area.
Posted: 2003-04-25 12:30am
<FLAMEBAIT>NO MORE FUCKING OJ SIMPSON ON THE FUCKING TELLY!!!</FLAMEBAIT>
Damn I wish he was convicted...
Damn I wish he was convicted...
Posted: 2003-04-25 12:35am
Orenthal James Simpson. The man with the NFL record for the most 15-yard slashing penalties in the history of football..........sorry, bad joke.Gandalf wrote:Orenthal?
Is that seriously his first name?
Posted: 2003-04-25 12:36am
easy now Ein...let me and Cal take care of it. we ARE itallian you know. you get us an address. i guarantee no one will miss him.<FLAMEBAIT>NO MORE FUCKING OJ SIMPSON ON THE FUCKING TELLY!!!</FLAMEBAIT>
Damn I wish he was convicted...
Variety indeed
Posted: 2003-04-25 12:40am
OJ? M Lewinsky? Should I go get involved in illegal, non-drug activities? Hell, I'd reach stardom quicker than any of those damn American Idols.
Then again, these people were acquitted, or close enough. I suppose officially innocent people would be a step-up for television these days, eh?
[insert statement relating how he never watches TV anymore, and how the internet is a much more fruitful, loving, and mind-stimulating communal enviroment] ^_^;;;
Then again, these people were acquitted, or close enough. I suppose officially innocent people would be a step-up for television these days, eh?
[insert statement relating how he never watches TV anymore, and how the internet is a much more fruitful, loving, and mind-stimulating communal enviroment] ^_^;;;
Posted: 2003-04-25 12:49am
Reminds me of that Our Dumb Century (onion) headline:IG-88E wrote:Orenthal James Simpson. The man with the NFL record for the most 15-yard slashing penalties in the history of football..........sorry, bad joke.Gandalf wrote:Orenthal?
Is that seriously his first name?
"SIMPSON RUNS FOR RECORD 214 YARDS, SLASHING THROUGH HELPLESS DEFENDERS."
Posted: 2003-04-25 12:51am
LoL. man, i hope you saved that paper. that's classic."SIMPSON RUNS FOR RECORD 214 YARDS, SLASHING THROUGH HELPLESS DEFENDERS."
Posted: 2003-04-25 12:53am
Roger that, Red 2...Stampede wrote:easy now Ein...let me and Cal take care of it. we ARE itallian you know. you get us an address. i guarantee no one will miss him.Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:<FLAMEBAIT>NO MORE FUCKING OJ SIMPSON ON THE FUCKING TELLY!!!</FLAMEBAIT>
Damn I wish he was convicted...
Posted: 2003-04-25 12:53am
Oh, no, it was written in an Onion publication, after the fact.
Posted: 2003-04-25 12:54am
ah. gotcha.Oh, no, it was written in an Onion publication, after the fact.
Posted: 2003-04-25 01:17am
He was a great football player... .too bad he grew up to be a murderer 
Posted: 2003-04-25 10:32am
Or you thought they meant "Neanderthal"....Gandalf wrote:Not to sound rude, but when I first heard Orenthal, I thought it was a joke.aphexmonster wrote:Gandalf wrote:Orenthal?
Is that seriously his first name?
That name is kinda popular in the south area.
Posted: 2003-04-25 11:16am
Damn, at least he was good in the Naked Gun movies...
Re: The End of The World is Nigh
Posted: 2003-04-25 11:55am
Well, there was William "The Refridgerator" Perry...Raoul Duke, Jr. wrote:I knew that the day Anna Nicole Smith got a television show.Durran Korr wrote:http://moviepoopshoot.com/news/apr03/111.html
It's over. There is no hope for humanity.
On another note, wasn't there another NFL player with an even worse name? Oral Hershey-izer, or something?
The dude you're thinking of is in baseball, IIRC. Oral Herscheiser.
Re: The End of The World is Nigh
Posted: 2003-04-25 03:06pm
Oh... Baseball. I've heard of that soap opera. Didn't that start out as a sport?Dalton wrote:Well, there was William "The Refridgerator" Perry...Raoul Duke, Jr. wrote:I knew that the day Anna Nicole Smith got a television show.Durran Korr wrote:http://moviepoopshoot.com/news/apr03/111.html
It's over. There is no hope for humanity.
On another note, wasn't there another NFL player with an even worse name? Oral Hershey-izer, or something?
The dude you're thinking of is in baseball, IIRC. Oral Herscheiser.
Posted: 2003-04-25 05:07pm
On the news last night, they said he wsn't going to do it. But on an even lower note, he's been offered a job as comentator on the Peterson trial....*vomits* 
Re: The End of The World is Nigh
Posted: 2003-04-25 06:27pm
Raoul Duke, Jr. wrote:Oh... Baseball. I've heard of that soap opera. Didn't that start out as a sport?
Point.Posted: 2003-04-25 06:32pm
Egh....Frank Hipper wrote:On the news last night, they said he wsn't going to do it. But on an even lower note, he's been offered a job as comentator on the Peterson trial....*vomits*
This crap is worse than the furor over SARS (btw I'm detesting that word now)
Fucking media whores...
Posted: 2003-04-25 07:22pm
Hold on, shouldn't this guy be in jail? Oh yes, he's rich and famous. My bad.