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Posted: **2003-04-25 06:30pm**

Ok,
Bagel=Jewish steamed & Baked dunut shaped goodness.
Ham=Something Jews aren't allowed to eat.

so are people who order Ham and Bagel sandwhiches disrespecting Jewish culture?

Posted: **2003-04-25 06:34pm**

Stop complaining and have a beef vindaloo.

Posted: **2003-04-25 06:35pm**

Bread is bread,bagel or other kind its good for sandwiches.

Posted: **2003-04-25 06:38pm**

Well, it also depends on how Jewish a Jewish person is. My Jewish friend has nothing against eating pig meat herself.

Posted: **2003-04-25 06:38pm**

Actually I lack the digestive enzyme to process either beef or pork, both give me the runs and make me want to die....

Posted: **2003-04-25 06:42pm**

The Yosemite Bear wrote:Actually I lack the digestive enzyme to process either beef or pork, both give me the runs and make me want to die....

Thought that humans didn't produce that enzyme anyway - isn't it one of the products of symbiotic colonic bacteria?

Posted: **2003-04-25 06:43pm**

I think it should be sacrilicious.

Posted: **2003-04-25 07:06pm**

First off, I am not an atheist, as according to your first choice.

Secondly, how is that bad, it is a kind of bread with meat.

Posted: **2003-04-25 07:16pm**

innerbrat wrote:
The Yosemite Bear wrote:Actually I lack the digestive enzyme to process either beef or pork, both give me the runs and make me want to die....
Thought that humans didn't produce that enzyme anyway - isn't it one of the products of symbiotic colonic bacteria?

Since my mom's deathly allergic to both, I never got that particular bacteria through lactation....

Posted: **2003-04-25 07:30pm**

Somebody think of the yeasts! Please, for the love of whatever deity you may worship, think of the yeasts!

Posted: **2003-04-25 07:32pm**

innerbrat wrote:Stop complaining and have a beef vindaloo.

excelent stuff, vindaloo's are almost as good as madras style chicken (stuff which is hotter than a vindaloo)

Posted: **2003-04-25 07:53pm**

I eat it all the time. you dont complain about my food, I wont complain about yours.

Posted: **2003-04-25 08:16pm**

This Jew says: It's your bagel, do what you want. I'll stick with my lox, thank you very much!

Posted: **2003-04-25 08:18pm**

Stop complaining and have a beef vindaloo.

Indian food in general is godly. Pass me some Korma and nan!

Posted: **2003-04-26 04:39am**

The Yosemite Bear wrote:Ok,
Bagel=Jewish steamed & Baked dunut shaped goodness.
Ham=Something Jews aren't allowed to eat.

so are people who order Ham and Bagel sandwhiches disrespecting Jewish culture?

Hmm.... the more you think about things as they are, the less they make sense...

Posted: **2003-04-26 11:15am**

Here's a 'lil timeline of the bagel I found: http://www.jimsbagelloft.com/history.htm

Posted: **2003-04-26 12:03pm**

Considering pigs, like cows and sheep, were first domesticated in the Middle East...

PS. nice to see that no one got my beef curry reference.

Posted: **2003-04-26 12:07pm**

I thought breaking Kosher dietary laws was more considered a no-no than a sin..

Anyway, I think it'd only be non-Kosher if you were a Jew that followed Kosher, and then only for the ham.

Posted: **2003-04-26 01:49pm**

The Yosemite Bear wrote:Ok,
Bagel=Jewish steamed & Baked dunut shaped goodness.
Ham=Something Jews aren't allowed to eat.

so are people who order Ham and Bagel sandwhiches disrespecting Jewish culture?

This is just silly. Of course, I add cheese to my Ham and Bagel

(and I have Jewish friends who eat cheeseburgers)

Posted: **2003-04-26 03:09pm**

Allow me to be the first to say.

Mmmmmmm sacrilligous.

Posted: **2003-04-26 03:21pm**

innerbrat wrote:Stop complaining and have a beef vindaloo.

LAMB VINDALLO YOU HEATHEN!! All other kinds suck.

but it's only good if it comes with Rice, Nan, and a coke.

::Still remembers when he used to eat vindaloo straight from the bowl it was served in::

Posted: **2003-04-26 04:29pm**

'tis a bit of a slap in the face to the Jewish. I supose it really depends on the person you ask though. A rabid Jew may demand blood for such an insult but another my just laugh at the irony.

Posted: **2003-04-26 07:12pm**

aphexmonster wrote:Allow me to be the first to say.

Mmmmmmm sacrilligous.

Don't you mean "mmmmm... sacriliceous?

Posted: **2003-04-26 07:14pm**

OK, you want sacreligious...

Ham on matzos.

I'm not kidding, a friend of mine who is a Jewish convert to Christianity remarked that ham on maztos are his favorite snack.

Posted: **2003-04-26 07:26pm**

Psh, the Jews don't own the bagel! The bagel belongs to the world!

Besides, ham makes everything better. I swear, I've yet to find a part of the pig that isn't fucking delicious.

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