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Posted: **2003-04-26 12:09am**

What were you doing invading MIT's Computer Cluster?

http://slashdot.org/articles/03/04/25/1 ... ml?tid=133

Posted: **2003-04-26 12:35am**

Dont ever be a naked gnome though....

Posted: **2003-04-26 04:54am**

LoL. some buddies of his took him out for his birthday and he got suckerd into it.

Posted: **2003-04-26 04:56am**

They're coming!

Posted: **2003-04-26 09:39am**

Hahahahaha! Fear the Gnomish Hordes! All your computers are belong to us! But that propaganda about the exterminators, all lies! The exterminators HQ has been wiped out with a strategic Stealth Piano bombardment. We have taken the computers to GNOMICON HQ where we decipher the valuble plans within; they may hold the plot to assinate some head Gnomes inside! But by who, harder to answer. Ponder this I will.

In the meantime, go on down to the MIT, I promise you'll find no computers anywhere, they are mine! Any and all pictures of computers or dead Gnomes are completely fabricated and the our deceptors are being hunted down and destroyed as we speak.

Need some place invaded? Have something you'd like stolen/destroyed? Why wait, the Gnomish Hordes are avalible around the clock for your services. For a cheap $195,000,000 an hour, we can utterly obliterate entire nations if neccesary! You'll know where to find me.

Ph34r Da Gnomage!

Posted: **2003-04-26 09:59am**

Darth Garden Gnome wrote:Hahahahaha! Fear the Gnomish Hordes! All your computers now belong to us! But that propaganda about the exterminators, all lies! The exterminators HQ has been wiped out with a strategic Stealth Piano bombardment. We have taken the computers to GNOMICON HQ where we decipher the valuble plans within; they may hold the plot to assassinate some head Gnomes inside! But by who, harder to answer. Ponder this I will.

In the meantime, go on down to the MIT, I promise you'll find no computers anywhere, they are mine! Any and all pictures of computers or dead Gnomes are completely fabricated and the our deceptors are being hunted down and destroyed as we speak.

Need some places invaded? Have something you'd like stolen/destroyed? Why wait, the Gnomish Hordes are avalible around the clock for your services. For a cheap $195,000,000 an hour, we can utterly obliterate entire nations if neccesary! You'll know where to find me.

Ph34r Da Gnomage!

You`ll never be able to highjack my computer i have installed Norton Anti-Gnome software.

Posted: **2003-04-26 03:57pm**

we're all doomed

Posted: **2003-04-26 04:02pm**

Y'all say that like Gnomes are a Bad Thing...

LOL

Posted: **2003-04-26 04:05pm**

just as long as he's not with those damn underpants gnomes.

Posted: **2003-04-26 04:14pm**

Suddenly...no, I'm still not afraid of the gnomes. I mean hell, I've got billions of these guys flying my ships thanks to DGG here, and should he ever need my help in the destruction of something The PFC (Private Fleet of Cyran) will be happy to assist.

Posted: **2003-04-26 06:08pm**

Captain_Cyran wrote:Suddenly...no, I'm still not afraid of the gnomes. I mean hell, I've got billions of these guys flying my ships thanks to DGG here, and should he ever need my help in the destruction of something The PFC (Private Fleet of Cyran) will be happy to assist.

See folks, this is the kind of commraderie you can expect when you join the Alliance of the Slightly Sane (first created to fight the evils of janeway porn). We'll help you destroy anyone, anything, any planet, galaxy, or dimension that threatens our brothers in arms.

Join today and you'll recieve a free batch of fresh made Gnomes straight from the GNOMICON factories on Gnomania, good for combat, shoe shining, coffee serving, ship piloting, and bonzai charges into the mouth of hell itself.

Please note that all GNOMICON products have a self-destruct feature that can be activated at any time, should an Alliance member perform any act that Our Leader considers treason. Tampering with said device will cause a multi UBER-ton R/UR bomb to detonate, destroying whatever plane of existance you happen to be occupying. This has been a public saftey annocuncement regarding precautions to take with GNOMICON products, and thank you.

Posted: **2003-04-26 06:45pm**

Darth Garden Gnome wrote:Please note that all GNOMICON products have a self-destruct feature that can be activated at any time, should an Alliance member perform any act that Our Leader considers treason. Tampering with said device will cause a multi UBER-ton R/UR bomb to detonate, destroying whatever plane of existance you happen to be occupying. This has been a public saftey annocuncement regarding precautions to take with GNOMICON products, and thank you.

I remember one time, back in my really sick days....

I blew up a gnome with a stick of dynamite....and DGG almost killed me for it with the gnomes.

Posted: **2003-04-26 06:47pm**

Captain_Cyran wrote:I remember one time, back in my really sick days....

I blew up a gnome with a stick of dynamite....and DGG almost killed me for it with the gnomes.

Awww, I was just kidding! I wouldn't ever bust up everyones favorite BM. Its just not in my character. Maybe I could bean you over the head with a shovel once or twice, but I'd take you to the hospital after that.

We tiny magical (well, I'm breathing ain't I? Magical enough) creatures gotta look out for each other. And how? By blowing stuff up.

Posted: **2003-04-26 07:19pm**

Darth Garden Gnome wrote:We tiny magical (well, I'm breathing ain't I? Magical enough) creatures gotta look out for each other. And how? By blowing stuff up.

That logic appeals to me.

Posted: **2003-04-26 07:20pm**

IG-88E wrote:
Darth Garden Gnome wrote:We tiny magical (well, I'm breathing ain't I? Magical enough) creatures gotta look out for each other. And how? By blowing stuff up.

That logic appeals to me.

Same here, of course....that IS why I'm a Black Mage.

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