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I am worthy.

*mind-control rays*

Come up with a custom title for moi or the U.N. Stormtroopers of my Black Helocopter Wing (credit to the devious Panzer Leader for ze Zig) will lobotomize you.

Come up with one of your own if so you please, minions.

The Great Leader is disappointed in your signature choice.

Sea Skimmer wrote:The Great Leader is disappointed in your signature choice.

As is zee Panzerleader

EDIT: Wait, you changed it!

Yoru sig is friggin' huge! Trim it you illuminated bastard.

BTW, you can be: "The Gnome's Subordinate"

Otherwise, I don't know what half that crap means up there, so I'll just pick Conspirator, cause its short.

Argh dammit I lost the question. Revote. The mind-control rays say so.

Much better comrade, and I see your loyal poll has committed suicide rather then risk being captured by the board.

damn poll, put me down as for "Cattle Mutilator"

Me too; I thought I voted for Cattle Mutilator, but voted for something else instead.

Operation Mindfuck?! I think I'll stay out of your personal affairs, but I see you added Cattle Mutilator. Exccceeellllentt.

My vote that shall be. Well, besides "Licking The Gnome's Boots" anyways.

Alright--until a mod fixes it, we have

1 - Deus ex Machina
3- Cattle Mutilator
1 - Fnord

Darth Garden Gnome wrote:Operation Mindfuck?! I think I'll stay out of your personal affairs, but I see you added Cattle Mutilator. Exccceeellllentt.

My vote that shall be. Well, besides "Licking The Gnome's Boots" anyways.

*U.N. Stormtrooper kidnap Gnome from his Gnomish dacha for "reeducation" with the Illuminati's fake Playboy bunnies*

Either Honorary Guard of Atlantis or Deus Ex Machina, because they sound the best.

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:Either Honorary Guard of Atlantis.

Funny, I just got a book on Atlantis from a church rummage sale

Illuminatus Primus wrote:*U.N. Stormtrooper kidnap Gnome from his Gnomish dacha for "reeducation" with the Illuminati's fake Playboy bunnies*

I won't hijack this thread with a TGOD (happened too many times before, pissed some people off), but lets just say this:

*The Gnome is rescued from custody byImperialStormtroopers, and whisk him away into his Sentinal-Class Shuttle*

'Till we meet again, Cattle Mutilator.

*whisks away into the night*

Darth Garden Gnome wrote:*snip*

*Stormies remove helmets to reveal Illuminati fake playboy bunnies*

Bunnie One: There are only two forms of ego-loss. Schitzophrenia or Illumination.

*Gnomish screams of pain and madness*

No TGOD, so you may not respond. The Illuminated One's thread, bitch.

And where's a superm0d to fix this stuff when you need them?

Illuminatus Primus wrote:*Stormies remove helmets to reveal Illuminati fake playboy bunnies*

Bunnie One: There are only two forms of ego-loss. Schitzophrenia or Illumination.

*Gnomish screams of pain and madness*

You areaskingfor a hijack buddy! I'mverygood at hijacks. I've taken over 7 or 8 threads that were totally not meant for hijacking (you know the TGOD thread in Gaming? All me).

*the Gnome presses a switch on his belt, and the Sentinal EXPLODES into fragmented debris, cooling slowly as it drifts down to the surface*

BACK ON THE BRIDGE OF THEGNOMANIA'S PRIDE:

*The Gnome is displaced into the bridge*

Dump the entire cache of new Gnomes into the nearest star, we've got infiltration amongst the ranks. Order a new batch from GNOMICON in all sectors, and be on the look out. Now then:

*Gridfires Earth*

Phew....problem solved.

I like either "Lux" or "Cattle Mutilator".

Darth Garden Gnome wrote:*snip*

Don't hijack my thread.

*lobotomize*

*sigh* I, also, voted Cattle Mutilator, but it doesn't show!

Uh, your sig banner is nice, but you spelt "helicopter" wrong.

Cattle Mutilator.

IG-88E wrote:Cattle Mutilator.

Same here.

Admiral Valdemar wrote:Uh, your sig banner is nice, but you spelt "helicopter" wrong.

That was intentional, fool!

MKSheppard wrote:

Admiral Valdemar wrote:Uh, your sig banner is nice, but you spelt "helicopter" wrong.

That was intentional, fool!

Buh?