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Good News...and Bad News

Posted: 2003-04-27 01:14pm
by J
Sort of a continuation of this thread where my BF confesses the impure thoughts he has about our mutual friend Sandra. The good news is we went out and had a great time and got everything sorted out without embarrassing him to death, though for afew moments it looked like he wanted to crawl under the table and die. :D :oops: But yeah...we're all still friends and me & him are still together and we all got a bit of work to do to help him get through this interesting situation of his. The bad news is he got caught in a huge barfight coming back from the washroom and we had to take him to the hospital to get glass shards and slivers picked out of his arm. He's Ok now, but he's a little upset that our night got ruined because he got stuck in a brawl that I honestly think he had no chance of avoiding.

Anyways before all this happened we'd decided to get together at a bar near his work to chill and get his impure thoughts straightened out. Me & Sandra had gotten there early so we could talk the situation over a bit before my BF showed up, and as Rob Wilson noted, she was quite aware that my BF was thinking naughty thoughts about her which she found quite hilarious especially in light of the fact that we're all friends who've known each other forever. So yeah, we had a good giggle about the whole thing before he even showed up. :lol:

When he did arrive we settled in and talked a bit, and then he was like "um..Sandra, there's something I need to tell ya and get sorted out and stuff. I'm not sure how to say this but..." at which point she cut him off said "you're thinking dirty thoughts about me and you wanna kinky sex with me?". Oh my god.. you should've seen my poor BF turn red as he struggled for words and tried to make himself scarce, it was almost as bad as when I told him I loved him and asked him to be my BF! :oops: Everything just came to a dead stop as we tried our hardest not to break down in hysterics, and then Sandy put an arm around him and gave him a good squeeze and reassured him that there was nothing to be all embarrassed about and that we knew about it and it's all good.

After some good snuggle therapy from us (:wink:) we got him settled down enough to string a few words together, and after a bit (a lot) more friendly joking and a couple drinks (non-alcoholic of course (:wink:) we got everything sorted out. Sandra even sat on his lap for a while and then asked him how it felt (in a sexy voice)...which led to more blushing and laughter, it was so so funny!

And so after much laughter and joy we made our mandatory washroom trips before leaving. As my BF was making his way back from his trip a fight broke out by the bar just footsteps away from him. The rowdies around the bar all just rushed in and converged on the altercation, and in seconds tons of people had joined in and a ring of cheering spectators had formed around the growing fight. I saw my BF trying to make his way past the spectators, and then to my horror I saw someone stepping into the fight and swinging a bottle at my BF who was trying to exit. Thank god my BF saw it and he blocked the bottle with his arm and then the bottle guy just crumpled to the ground and my BF was striding towards the exit and yelling at us to get moving.

It was only after we were safely in my car & halfway home that he noticed he was bleeding a fair bit from his elbow and forearm, and when I stopped the car to take a closer look we saw pieces of glass stuck in his flesh as well. I was decided right then & there that he was going to a hospital to get it treated, which he objected to on the grounds that "it didn't hurt much, it's as bad as it looks" and "I can take care of this myself and I ain't sitting in a waiting room for 3 hours" (men..:roll:), which me & Sandy promptly overruled and we dragged him to the hospital and checked him in, and made sure he didn't try to take off. And shortly thereafter they fixed him up and sent us on our way.

There is a happy ending to this, we all ended up sleeping over at my place and after the crazy events of the night he was perfectly comfortable with both of us chicks snuggled up with him in the same bed. :D And so ends the story a night that will never be forgotten, Phew, that quite the adventure!

Posted: 2003-04-27 01:37pm
by Dalton
I hate you Aerius.

Posted: 2003-04-27 01:38pm
by salm
entertaining.
now there´s only one question left to ask: "why did the bottle guy go down after he hit aerius with the bottle?"

Posted: 2003-04-27 01:40pm
by Colonel Olrik
Dalton wrote:I hate you Aerius.
Curious, I also hate him.



*Olrik goes out to polish his bike yet again. Sigh*

Posted: 2003-04-27 01:47pm
by Montcalm
Colonel Olrik wrote:
Dalton wrote:I hate you Aerius.
Curious, I also hate him.



*Olrik goes out to polish his bike yet again. Sigh*
OK Dalton and Olrik hate Aerius,so i conclude that one of them is the attacker. :wink:

Posted: 2003-04-27 01:49pm
by J
Colonel Olrik wrote:
Dalton wrote:I hate you Aerius.
Curious, I also hate him.
Will you guys hate him less if I hugged you?
*hugs Dalton & Colonel Olrik* :D
salm wrote:now there´s only one question left to ask: "why did the bottle guy go down after he hit aerius with the bottle?"
It happened too fast and I didn't see what happened, but aerius tells me that he hit the guy in the throat and broke his knee. All I saw was the bottle breaking on my BF's arm and then the guy just crumpling to the ground.

Posted: 2003-04-27 01:49pm
by XaLEv
Heh. Props to all three of them. :wink:

Posted: 2003-04-27 01:51pm
by Joe
Aerius. Has one of the worst days of his life and still ends up in bed with two chicks.

Die.

Posted: 2003-04-27 01:54pm
by Jadeite
Well, its a good thing that all turned out ok. :)

Posted: 2003-04-27 02:02pm
by Colonel Olrik
jmac wrote:
Colonel Olrik wrote:
Dalton wrote:I hate you Aerius.
Curious, I also hate him.
Will you guys hate him less if I hugged you?
*hugs Dalton & Colonel Olrik* :D
*sulks*

Well, I still hate him, but maybe now a little less :P


*proceeds on polishing his bike for the third time today*

Posted: 2003-04-27 02:03pm
by Dalton
jmac wrote:*hugs Dalton & Colonel Olrik* :D
Ahh, all this needs now is Kelly and Zaia.

Posted: 2003-04-27 02:03pm
by Tsyroc
I wonder how much he paid those guys to set up that bar fight and "injure" him with the beer bottle? :wink:

A well thought out and deviously executed plan. :D

Posted: 2003-04-27 02:10pm
by Kamakazie Sith
Dalton wrote:I hate you Aerius.
I second that thought.....

Posted: 2003-04-27 02:25pm
by Next of Kin
Tsyroc wrote:I wonder how much he paid those guys to set up that bar fight and "injure" him with the beer bottle? :wink:

A well thought out and deviously executed plan. :D
LOL! :lol: So the bottle boy was a ringer!

Seriously Aerius, I'm gald that you were able to get out of that situation with just cuts to your arm and not your face. Well done!

Posted: 2003-04-27 02:31pm
by Darth Wong
Colonel Olrik wrote:
jmac wrote:
Colonel Olrik wrote: Curious, I also hate him.
Will you guys hate him less if I hugged you?
*hugs Dalton & Colonel Olrik* :D
*sulks*

Well, I still hate him, but maybe now a little less :P


*proceeds on polishing his bike for the third time today*
Is "polishing your bike" a euphemism for something else, or are you actually polishing your bicycle?

Posted: 2003-04-27 02:55pm
by Keevan_Colton
Well done on getting out of that....and you are far luckier than one guy I know....

Ali was at a party, fell asleep in a bed with two good looking girls and awoke to a large scary guy in a shirt and tie with a baseball bat looming over him and no girls.....

I put the bat away when he told me where the last of the beer was hidden.

Posted: 2003-04-27 02:57pm
by Captain Cyran
Durran Korr wrote:Aerius. Has one of the worst days of his life and still ends up in bed with two chicks.

Die.
Some guys get all the luck... :(

Posted: 2003-04-27 03:00pm
by Einhander Sn0m4n
Keevan_Colton wrote:Well done on getting out of that....and you are far luckier than one guy I know....

Ali was at a party, fell asleep in a bed with two good looking girls and awoke to a large scary guy in a shirt and tie with a baseball bat looming over him and no girls.....

I put the bat away when he told me where the last of the beer was hidden.
ROTFLMMFGDQQAO!!! :twisted: :twisted:

Posted: 2003-04-27 03:08pm
by Captain Cyran
I say that Aerius looses all bitching rights for the next month.

Posted: 2003-04-27 03:12pm
by Crazy_Vasey
Luckiest. Bastard. Ever.

Posted: 2003-04-27 03:17pm
by aphexmonster
Where do you live ? ... Both bar trips ended in a bar fight and the hospital :shock:

Posted: 2003-04-27 03:29pm
by Darth Garden Gnome
A whole lot of people need to die right now, you know that?

*goes out and murders a village of innocent pigmies*

Well, I didn't get laid or anything....still feel a bit better....

Posted: 2003-04-27 03:36pm
by Cpt_Frank
Aerius.
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...
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Posted: 2003-04-27 04:02pm
by Alex Moon
I also agree that Aerius can go to hell.

*sulks*

Posted: 2003-04-27 04:05pm
by aerius
It feels so nice to be hated, snuggle with 2 chicks and the whole board wants me to die. Geez, they just snuggled with me snuggled, if they had hot kinky sex with me (which they didn't) then you can start thinking about killing me.
Captain_Cyran wrote:I say that Aerius looses all bitching rights for the next month.
I think not. The docs were picking pieces of glass out of my arm and for some of the slivers they had to cut into my flesh to get them out. After which they cleaned and sterilized everything with alcohol and that shit fucking burns! Did I mention that it hurts like a bastard and that my arm is still oozing blood through the dressings?