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Darth Wong wrote:

Colonel Olrik wrote:*sulks*

Well, I still hate him, but maybe now a little less


*proceeds on polishing his bike for the third time today*

Is "polishing your bike" a euphemism for something else, or are you actually polishing your bicycle?

considering his sexual orientation (he posted some pics somewhere a while ago) it might be both at the same time.

salm wrote:

Darth Wong wrote:Is "polishing your bike" a euphemism for something else, or are you actually polishing your bicycle?

considering his sexual orientation (he posted some pics somewhere a while ago) it might be both at the same time.

Wha...??!

SPILL IT!!!!

salm wrote:

Darth Wong wrote:Is "polishing your bike" a euphemism for something else, or are you actually polishing your bicycle?

considering his sexual orientation (he posted some pics somewhere a while ago) it might be both at the same time.

salm, something horrible will happen to you one day. When you least expect it. You'd better start looking behind your shoulder searching for a portuguese with a baseball bat.

Mike, now that I read it through your mind, it does sound weird.

I was actually polishing my mountain bike. But I only did it once. Before that, I dismounted it, washed it, cleaned it and oiled it

Colonel Olrik wrote: salm, something horrible will happen to you one day. When you least expect it. You'd better start looking behind your shoulder searching for a portuguese with a baseball bat.

that´s ok, i can throw a pretty good curve ball ( at least for a german ).

Colonel Olrik wrote:

salm wrote:considering his sexual orientation (he posted some pics somewhere a while ago) it might be both at the same time.

salm, something horrible will happen to you one day. When you least expect it. You'd better start looking behind your shoulder searching for a portuguese with a baseball bat.

Mike, now that I read it through your mind, it does sound weird.

I was actually polishing my mountain bike. But I only did it once. Before that, I dismounted it, washed it, cleaned it and oiled it

And he'll be wearing spandex and riding a very shiny Mountain Bike! Remember that, Salm!

Einhander Sn0m4n wrote: And he'll be wearing spandex and riding a very shiny Mountain Bike! Remember that, Salm!

ROFLMAOMAHOK!MAHOK!!!!

play some VILLAGE PEOPLE!!!

salm wrote:

Einhander Sn0m4n wrote: And he'll be wearing spandex and riding a very shiny Mountain Bike! Remember that, Salm!

ROFLMAOMAHOK!MAHOK!!!!

play some VILLAGE PEOPLE!!!

LMFAO!!!

This is your doings, Salm! LOL

Now, kids, let's not get this thread locked.

Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:LMFAO!!!

This is your doings, Salm! LOL

ah, so all of the sudden it´s my fault?
and who was the guy who posted his fetish pictures in first place?

I dont even know what this thread is about anymore .....

While we're on the pathway to randomness, ide like to say that i wanna go see the Matrix right now.

salm wrote:

Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:LMFAO!!!

This is your doings, Salm! LOL

ah, so all of the sudden it´s my fault?
and who was the guy who posted his fetish pictures in first place?

FETISH PICS?!?? Wha..!???!?!?

LOL Ok so it's both our doings LOL

Colonel Olrik, I'm sorry.

salm wrote:

Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:LMFAO!!!

This is your doings, Salm! LOL

ah, so all of the sudden it´s my fault?
and who was the guy who posted his fetish pictures in first place?

salm, I told you many times, your secret fantasies are NOT welcomed.

If you can't look at pics of me biking without dreaming that kind of stuff at night then get specialized help urgently. We can do nothing for you.

edit.

Oh and

Colonel Olrik wrote:

salm wrote:

Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:LMFAO!!!

This is your doings, Salm! LOL

ah, so all of the sudden it´s my fault?
and who was the guy who posted his fetish pictures in first place?

salm, I told you many times, your secret fantasies are NOT welcomed.

If you can't look at pics of me biking without dreaming that kind of stuff at night then get specialized help urgently. We can do nothing for you.

edit.

Oh and

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot!??!??

Oh, and



Seconded!

Thread split

Colonel Olrik wrote:Thread split

And All was Right in Valhalla once more...

At least the thread didn't get locked

Colonel Olrik wrote:Before that, I dismounted it, washed it, cleaned it and oiled it

My my, that quote sounds like my morning this morning. ROFL!

MY BAD

BrYaN19kc wrote:

Colonel Olrik wrote:Before that, I dismounted it, washed it, cleaned it and oiled it

My my, that quote sounds like my morning this morning. ROFL!

MY BAD

I give up.

Colonel Olrik wrote:

Darth Wong wrote:Is "polishing your bike" a euphemism for something else, or are you actually polishing your bicycle?

Mike, now that I read it through your mind, it does sound weird.

I was actually polishing my mountain bike. But I only did it once. Before that, I dismounted it, washed it, cleaned it and oiled it

...and before that you mounted it and rode it...

Colonel Olrik wrote:

BrYaN19kc wrote:

Colonel Olrik wrote:Before that, I dismounted it, washed it, cleaned it and oiled it

My my, that quote sounds like my morning this morning. ROFL!

MY BAD

I give up.

You mean you didn't see that?

aerius wrote:and before that you mounted it and rode it...

All day! We had a hot sunny day here. And the mountains were calling for me, and it is Sunday, so screw the rest.

Captain_Cyran wrote: You mean you didn't see that?

I didn't notice any possible sexual conotations until Lord Wong brought them up. And I failed to preceive the "dismounted it" as joke material.

What do you mean I'm slow?

*nukes the thread*

Ah!

Straha wrote:Must get post in before lockdown!

Very slow lockdown...