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Greetings to one and all ! I am Niea, and I am an alien (except that I don't have an antannae !)

A while back, i was living in a forsaken place in Tokyo, hoping that the day would come when I would be rid of the poor young hag that I was living with. Sure, she was nice, but, she didn't have food.

And, being me, i need food.

So, since my expertise was in bumming and building crap UFOs, I escaped her, and now, landed up, of all places, here !

I certainly hope I'll enoy my times here !

And I definitely need.....

...FOOOD !!!!

I'd say SPAM here, but I'm not sure how it would be interpreted.

Actually, it was just my way of saying hello, and besides...

I'm hungry !

Is there a restaurant around here ?

I was just about to say that we needed more demented otaku around here.

Welcome

Him another insane person

Will there be any diffrence now we have one more?

I might as well take this oppertunity to inflate my post count by one.

Sorry, all the food belongs to me, I appropriated it all in Operation Collosal Food Grab just the other day.
You may not have heard of this incident, as the US govt covered it up as Operation Keep Food From The Terrorists And Give It To The Children.

Quick! Someone get Mayuko's address so we can ship NieA back -- or maybe not, as food supplies are limited here. In any case, welcome aboard, though the insanity level is already quite high here.

What happend to the old lady? You eat her?

What ever happened to "Dave's Bar and Grill"? I'm sure it's somewhere on this forum...

Evil Jerk wrote:Sorry, all the food belongs to me, I appropriated it all in Operation Collosal Food Grab just the other day.
You may not have heard of this incident, as the US govt covered it up as Operation Keep Food From The Terrorists And Give It To The Children.

Good ! Cos' I'm registered as a kid, despite my age ! So, ideally.....

All you food belongs to me !

Datana wrote:Quick! Someone get Mayuko's address so we can ship NieA back -- or maybe not, as food supplies are limited here. In any case, welcome aboard, though the insanity level is already quite high here.

Arrgh ! Don't evenb think of sending me back to Mayuko ! She had no food ! And besides: she didn't have Star Wars !

Admiral Drason wrote:What happend to the old lady? You eat her?

Nope. Too bony, and besides: as much as I'm hungy, i'm not that evil. No, i ate the cat

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:What ever happened to "Dave's Bar and Grill"? I'm sure it's somewhere on this forum...

Where ? WHERE ? I need food ! Journeying on a UFO makes me starved !

Anyway, thank you all for the greetings ! Now, does anyone have any good 'blues' music that features the elctric guitar ? DOn't mind if I ask.

The old newb's first thread, bumped by your friendly neighborhood Russian.

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin

Must poison food with mind-controlling substances.

MWAAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!


And,

Evil Jerk wrote:Sorry, all the food belongs to me, I appropriated it all in Operation Collosal Food Grab just the other day. You may not have heard of this incident, as the US govt covered it up as Operation Keep Food From The Terrorists And Give It To The Children.

Holy shit. You're still alive? I had written you off under my standard "was probably hit by a bus" scenario.

Darth Wong wrote:

Evil Jerk wrote:Blah-dee blah blah.

Holy shit. You're still alive? I had written you off under my standard "was probably hit by a bus" scenario.

Might not be. That was posted Sept. 4th, 2002.

AAAA!!!! THREADOMANCER!!!

Gah, stupid fgalkin bumped a five-month old thread!


*searches through book for spell to kill zombie-threads*

Zaia wrote:

Darth Wong wrote:

Evil Jerk wrote:Blah-dee blah blah.

Holy shit. You're still alive? I had written you off under my standard "was probably hit by a bus" scenario.

Might not be. That was posted Sept. 4th, 2002.

Ah, I didn't notice how old this thread was. So the "was probably hit by a bus" scenario remains #1.

Sadly to say, my guinea pig ate all the veggies.
(Wait, that means..... PETA MEMBERS WILL StARVE TO DEATH. YAY!
But there's still LOTS of meat.

Darth Wong wrote:

Zaia wrote:

Darth Wong wrote: Holy shit. You're still alive? I had written you off under my standard "was probably hit by a bus" scenario.

Might not be. That was posted Sept. 4th, 2002.

Ah, I didn't notice how old this thread was. So the "was probably hit by a bus" scenario remains #1.

What the fuck...?
How did this thread get risen from the dead then?

Darth Wong wrote:Ah, I didn't notice how old this thread was. So the "was probably hit by a bus" scenario remains #1.

I think fgalkin bumped it because this was NieA_7's newbie thread, and since he's still a noob, I guess he thought NieA_7 might want his thread back.....?

Darth Wong wrote:

Zaia wrote:Might not be. That was posted Sept. 4th, 2002.

Ah, I didn't notice how old this thread was. So the "was probably hit by a bus" scenario remains #1.

Considering that part of EJ's last post was "*jumps out of a window*", I'd assume that it was a little too high up.

*BAM!* Bad fgalkin!! Bad Dog!!

*looks around eerily before whispering to Tycho*It's magic....shhhh

Coaan wrote:*looks around eerily before whispering to Tycho*It's magic....shhhh

Must be.
This thread is fucking 5 months old.....

WTF?!!?

What the FRELL were you thinking Fgalkin?! EGAD!