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w00t. Cattle Mutilat-age.
Posted: 2003-04-27 05:13pm
by Illuminatus Primus
Kneel before the Lord of the Masons, the Hagbard Celine, the Keeper of the Fnords...a master of the Order...the...
...Cattle Mutilator
All kneel before the Illuminati!
Sith! Gnomage! Mecha and HAB alike!
Posted: 2003-04-27 05:14pm
by Majin Gojira
now THAT is an Odd Title
Posted: 2003-04-27 05:17pm
by XaLEv
Bah. You should've gone with
Brother Reverend Magoun's Pornography.
Anyway, congrats, Hail Eris! and all that.
Posted: 2003-04-27 05:18pm
by Frank Hipper
Congratulations. Just don't forget that we Rosicrucians taught you Illuminati everything you know.
Posted: 2003-04-27 05:19pm
by Shinova
Mutilating cattle?
Must be a HP Lovecraft thing.
Re: w00t. Cattle Mutilat-age.
Posted: 2003-04-27 05:19pm
by aerius
Illuminatus Primus wrote:Kneel before the Lord of the Masons, the Hagbard Celine, the Keeper of the Fnords...a master of the Order...the...
...Cattle Mutilator
Are you sure you don't mean "Cattle Molester"?
Posted: 2003-04-27 05:48pm
by Crayz9000
That's it. I want to join the Church of the SubGenius.
::runs off::
Posted: 2003-04-27 06:43pm
by Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi
Cattle Mutilator... That almost sounds like some really bad snuff film.
Posted: 2003-04-27 06:49pm
by Keevan_Colton
Bah, I will not kneel....
Posted: 2003-04-27 06:55pm
by Nathan F
Ah, the leader of the SDnet Illuminati/Freemasons Conspiracy finally gets a bit of recognition.
Posted: 2003-04-27 07:06pm
by Gandalf
Nice title, if a little disturbing.
Posted: 2003-04-27 07:17pm
by Jadeite
Strange title
, fitting though.
Re: w00t. Cattle Mutilat-age.
Posted: 2003-04-27 07:18pm
by Colonel Olrik
Illuminatus Primus wrote:Kneel before the Lord of the Masons, the Hagbard Celine, the Keeper of the Fnords...a master of the Order...the...
...Cattle Mutilator
All kneel before the Illuminati!
Sith! Gnomage! Mecha and HAB alike!
I'm still the
Harbinger of Doom.
I still own all you peons
Re: w00t. Cattle Mutilat-age.
Posted: 2003-04-27 09:34pm
by Kuja
Posted: 2003-04-27 10:06pm
by aphexmonster
Why do you mutilate cattle exactly ?
Re: w00t. Cattle Mutilat-age.
Posted: 2003-04-27 10:16pm
by Darth Garden Gnome
Illuminatus Primus wrote:Gnomage!
I destroyed your pitiful little orginization in the TGOD thread. If there's anything left, the People's Republic and the Gnomish Empire will crush it under an iron fist.
Posted: 2003-04-27 10:19pm
by Kuja
aphexmonster wrote:Why do you mutilate cattle exactly ?
Ever hear a cow scream?
Posted: 2003-04-27 10:23pm
by Darth Garden Gnome
aphexmonster wrote:Why do you mutilate cattle exactly ?
He doesn't you fool. That's your imagination acting up again.
*two men dressed in all black escort aphex out of the room into a black helicopter, and wisk him away to be, "Re-educated"*
Re: w00t. Cattle Mutilat-age.
Posted: 2003-04-27 10:29pm
by Illuminatus Primus
Darth Garden Gnome wrote:aphexmonster wrote:Why do you mutilate cattle exactly ?
He doesn't you fool. That's your imagination acting up again.
*two men dressed in all black escort aphex out of the room into a black helicopter, and wisk him away to be, "Re-educated"*
The Gnome will be honored for his loyalty to the
Order.
Re: w00t. Cattle Mutilat-age.
Posted: 2003-04-27 10:30pm
by Darth Garden Gnome
Illuminatus Primus wrote:Pitiful delusions.
The bunnies have already destroyed your ego, lunatic.
Go rot in your gulag cell.
Wishful thinking, for sure IP. You may not want to believe it, but I've already gridfired all your Illuminati HQs; you've been wiped out man.
Must've stabbed the wrong guy with that golden knife though. I'll get you yet.
Re: w00t. Cattle Mutilat-age.
Posted: 2003-04-27 10:32pm
by Darth Garden Gnome
Illuminatus Primus wrote:The Gnome will be honored for his loyalty to the Order.
Naw, I just couldn't resist. After all it's in your sig, the least he could do is respect that.
That said, I still will crush you!