StarDestroyer.Net BBS

SDnet is having server trouble again.

It lags horribly, then fifteen minutes later, I get something that says

"PHP Critical Error

Could not connect to the database."

Which lasts an hour

WTF!?!?!

You're lucky. I'm not being able to log in at all.

Just managed to get in through the secure connection, it's slow as hell

Site didn't even load for me for minutes on end. Had to attempt three times to get a thread up.

I think poor Mike has a shitload of troubleshooting to do when he logs on...

PHP logs, connection logs, the works...

It's that goddamned Java server app that's running on the server. There are 5 processes chewing up 18% of the server's CPU power apiece (do the math). I sent Lord MJ an E-mail.

Shinova wrote:Site didn't even load for me for minutes on end. Had to attempt three times to get a thread up.

Same for me.

Could whoever is firing their Bogon Cannon™ at the SDnet Server kindly please STOP!!?

Darth Wong wrote:It's that goddamned Java server app that's running on the server. There are 5 processes chewing up 18% of the server's CPU power apiece (do the math). I sent Lord MJ an E-mail.

*Whips out Railgun and Rails Java in the FUCKING FOOT!!!*

First Java crashes my browser, now it slams SDnet to a crawl... I h8 Java!

Darth Wong wrote:It's that goddamned Java server app that's running on the server. There are 5 processes chewing up 18% of the server's CPU power apiece (do the math). I sent Lord MJ an E-mail.

Is it an app that's essential for server operations or is it some idiot running some stupid resource hog on the server? -_-

*wehw* I thought it was just me, i was hella trying to reconfigure my network settings.

Shinova wrote:

Darth Wong wrote:It's that goddamned Java server app that's running on the server. There are 5 processes chewing up 18% of the server's CPU power apiece (do the math). I sent Lord MJ an E-mail.

Is it an app that's essential for server operations or is it some idiot running some stupid resource hog on the server? -_-

That must be one poorly coded JSSE app.

Just to let yall know, it's been about three hours and this shit is still slow as molasses. Not in January anymore tho It's still Real Slow, just not Real Fucking Slow or worse, Stopped!

Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:Just to let yall know, it's been about three hours and this shit is still slow as molasses. Not in January anymore tho It's still Real Slow, just not Real Fucking Slow or worse, Stopped!

I managed to get through to MJ, and he restarted the CPU-hogging process, which had somehow gotten itself stuck in some kind of death spiral. It seems OK now.

Darth Wong wrote:

Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:Just to let yall know, it's been about three hours and this shit is still slow as molasses. Not in January anymore tho It's still Real Slow, just not Real Fucking Slow or worse, Stopped!

I managed to get through to MJ, and he restarted the CPU-hogging process, which had somehow gotten itself stuck in some kind of death spiral. It seems OK now.

Oh, that's what happened!!!

Well everything's fast and tight as a nineteen-year-old boy's ass


Now if only I can fix my insane choppiness in Quake...

While we're on the topic of forum funkiness...anyone using BlackSoul as a template see the forum with a grey background? (the other templates load fine for me) Using Mozilla 1.3 full.

edit: Here's a screenshot if that helps you any.



I scaled it down, and compressed the hell out of it, but you get the general idea.

Vertigo1 wrote:While we're on the topic of forum funkiness...anyone using BlackSoul as a template see the forum with a grey background? (the other templates load fine for me) Using Mozilla 1.3 full.

I'm using the same browser and the same template, and I don't see that. Have you tried refreshing?

Einy wrote:Well everything's fast and tight as a nineteen-year-old boy's ass

GOOD LORD!

Frank Hipper wrote:

Einy wrote:Well everything's fast and tight as a nineteen-year-old boy's ass

GOOD LORD!

ROTFLMMFGDQQAO!!!

Einhander Sn0m4n wrote: Well everything's fast and tight as a nineteen-year-old boy's ass

Do you view everything in life through this kind of perspective

Vertigo1 wrote:I scaled it down, and compressed the hell out of it, but you get the general idea.

Your stylesheet is apparently fucked over. I've had the same problem with Nukezone, and reloading usually fixes it. But if that doesn't work, clear your cache and try again...

Vertigo1 wrote:While we're on the topic of forum funkiness...anyone using BlackSoul as a template see the forum with a grey background? (the other templates load fine for me) Using Mozilla 1.3 full.

That's happened to me before. Usually because either my bandwidth was maxed, or my RAM was maxed. I use IE.

I'm on a fresh install of XP so cache isn't even an issue. However, it wouldn't suprise me in the least if Mozilla 1.3 was to blame. So far, I am NOT impressed with it, and am seriously thinking of switching back to 1.2.1.

Vertigo1 wrote:While we're on the topic of forum funkiness...anyone using BlackSoul as a template see the forum with a grey background? (the other templates load fine for me) Using Mozilla 1.3 full.

edit: Here's a screenshot if that helps you any.

http://vertigo1-2.freeyellow.com/BlackSoul.jpg

I scaled it down, and compressed the hell out of it, but you get the general idea.

Ugh that's ugly! Hey is that the Quake Sigil in my sig up there?

Vertigo1 wrote:I'm on a fresh install of XP so cache isn't even an issue. However, it wouldn't suprise me in the least if Mozilla 1.3 was to blame. So far, I am NOT impressed with it, and am seriously thinking of switching back to 1.2.1.

Egh me too! Moz 1.2.x was good. 1.3 is well.... eggghhhh...

Shinova wrote:

Einhander Sn0m4n wrote: Well everything's fast and tight as a nineteen-year-old boy's ass

Do you view everything in life through this kind of perspective

Not always...

Scratch that, its suddenly decided to load properly.

Mozilla is really starting to go down the tubes, quality wise.....

I'm definitely going back to 1.2.1.