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Sometimes I really hate women.

Posted: 2003-04-28 10:30pm
by Anarchist Bunny
Today at school, I'm walking to the bathroom, this chick I kinda know(we where in academic decathalon until she asked if the coach had nailed her boyfriend, and eventually left because of it) walks out of the girls restroom, and blocks me from going into the guys restroom. She says something I complete incomprehensible and I can't even begin to guess what she said, so I say "What?" She says "Fine, then you don't..." and then starts talking incomprehensibly again *EDIT: left this off* and walks off. WTF!

Posted: 2003-04-28 10:39pm
by Saurencaerthai
There is only one thing to do in this situation:
Poke her in the forehead then proclaim that baby-Cthulhu loves her!

Posted: 2003-04-28 10:49pm
by Zathras
By incomprehenisble, are we talking a few thousand words a minute, no recognizable words, mumbling, random shit, or what?

Just curious, and perhaps that would narrow down the problem.

And yes, pokes usually help.

Posted: 2003-04-28 10:54pm
by aerius
Saurencaerthai wrote:There is only one thing to do in this situation:
Poke her in the forehead then proclaim that baby-Cthulhu loves her!
No no no, poke her in the boobs, or if you don't think you'll get away with that do the Pillsbury Doughboy poke on her (complete with sound effects) and then point and laugh.

Posted: 2003-04-28 10:58pm
by Zaia
Sounds to me like she was nervous and asking whether you or a friend of yours liked her or a friend of hers. Sounds like she was waiting to get shot down for asking whatever it was she asked you, so the most likely option is that she was either asking you out or was going to ask you out for a friend.

Posted: 2003-04-28 11:09pm
by aphexmonster
Damn, it sounds like to me, you just got the short end of the stick ^^;

Re: Sometimes I really hate women.

Posted: 2003-04-28 11:26pm
by Darth Wong
anarchistbunny wrote:Today at school, I'm walking to the bathroom, this chick I kinda know(we where in academic decathalon until she asked if the coach had nailed her boyfriend, and eventually left because of it) walks out of the girls restroom, and blocks me from going into the guys restroom. She says something I complete incomprehensible and I can't even begin to guess what she said, so I say "What?" She says "Fine, then you don't..." and then starts talking incomprehensibly again *EDIT: left this off* and walks off. WTF!
Isn't that supposed to be your cue to chase after her and ask what she meant?

Posted: 2003-04-28 11:45pm
by aphexmonster
Im scared of women :oops:

Posted: 2003-04-28 11:46pm
by Darth Garden Gnome
aphexmonster wrote:Im scared of women :oops:
They're harmless you ninny! Now go out there and find yourself a nice girlfriend, we'll be here when ya get back.

Posted: 2003-04-28 11:46pm
by Ghost Rider
aphexmonster wrote:Im scared of women :oops:
And then you find out they're pretty much like you, but softer and much cuddlier.

Posted: 2003-04-28 11:50pm
by weemadando
Whoa dude. Sounds like you just missed a grade A opportunity.

Posted: 2003-04-28 11:52pm
by aerius
Darth Garden Gnome wrote:
aphexmonster wrote:Im scared of women :oops:
They're harmless you ninny! Now go out there and find yourself a nice girlfriend, we'll be here when ya get back.
Harmless??!! I think not! Half the girls I know beat me up and hurt me, my GF even gave me a black eye once, and let's not even mention all the emotional trauma they've put me through. They just look harmless enough, but they're actually crazy psychos just waiting to make you into their willing slaves. And the worst part is they keep cuddling you and fooling you into coming back for more abuse, run, before it's too late and you end up like me. :P

Posted: 2003-04-28 11:53pm
by Darth Garden Gnome
Great, now I'm afraid of women too! AHHHHH! *runs, runs while he still can*
:D

Posted: 2003-04-28 11:54pm
by aphexmonster
Darth Garden Gnome wrote:
aphexmonster wrote:Im scared of women :oops:
They're harmless you ninny! Now go out there and find yourself a nice girlfriend, we'll be here when ya get back.

My aorta has received too much cell damage for me to belive that.

Posted: 2003-04-28 11:55pm
by Darth Garden Gnome
aphexmonster wrote:My aorta has received too much cell damage for me to belive that.
Well I seem to mmet nice girls anyways.

Then again, thats may be because I'm a suave ladies man. Ohhhh yeah. :wink:

Posted: 2003-04-28 11:58pm
by Darth Yoshi
You're young, and the sheltered life you lead prevents you from seeing the truth. Of course, I'm hardly in a position to talk, but still...

Posted: 2003-04-29 01:24am
by aphexmonster
If i had a dollar for every nice girl i knew, i'de be flat fucking broke.

Posted: 2003-04-29 01:30am
by Darth Wong
Nice girls are there if you go looking for them. The problem is that too many guys overlook nice girls in favour of bitches, and then whine to their buddies that they keep finding bitches.

Posted: 2003-04-29 01:39am
by Stampede
whoa....back up. there are nice girls out there??!! i find that hard to believe. if anyone runs across one....lemme know. :wink:

Posted: 2003-04-29 01:41am
by Stampede
Darth Garden Gnome wrote:
aphexmonster wrote:My aorta has received too much cell damage for me to belive that.
Well I seem to mmet nice girls anyways.

Then again, thats may be because I'm a suave ladies man. Ohhhh yeah. :wink:
LoL. maybe i should come hang out with you then. :twisted:

Posted: 2003-04-29 01:45am
by Darth Wong
Stampede wrote:whoa....back up. there are nice girls out there??!! i find that hard to believe. if anyone runs across one....lemme know. :wink:
I did. Now go find your own :)

Posted: 2003-04-29 01:51am
by Stampede
Darth Wong wrote:
Stampede wrote:whoa....back up. there are nice girls out there??!! i find that hard to believe. if anyone runs across one....lemme know. :wink:
I did. Now go find your own :)
everytime i find a girlie that seems nice....she either turns out to a)have a boyfriend. b)be a lesbian. or c)be a complete slut. i mean...WTF!! then theres the whole "you're not my type" thing. that always sucks donkey balls. it doesnt help that im anti social with people till i get to know them. but still...when i do talk, i find one of the above. :evil:

Posted: 2003-04-29 01:54am
by Trytostaydead
Darth Wong wrote:Nice girls are there if you go looking for them. The problem is that too many guys overlook nice girls in favour of bitches, and then whine to their buddies that they keep finding bitches.
Nice girls are there but they're in hiding.. and guy's go after bitches because it's much easier and cheaper.. lol

Posted: 2003-04-29 03:09am
by Hethrir
Darth Wong wrote:Nice girls are there if you go looking for them. The problem is that too many guys overlook nice girls in favour of bitches, and then whine to their buddies that they keep finding bitches.
I've always found the nice ones are taken :(

But then Australian women are not the same as others...

Posted: 2003-04-29 03:13am
by His Divine Shadow
Darth Wong wrote:Nice girls are there if you go looking for them. The problem is that too many guys overlook nice girls in favour of bitches, and then whine to their buddies that they keep finding bitches.
I thought bestiality was illegal