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Anti-motivational phrases
Posted: 2003-04-29 03:43pm
by Zoink
Found this link through an email (
www.despair.com). If you've ever worked in an office environment you've probably seen motivational pictures. Well here are anti-motivational phrases for pessimists, some of my favourites....
Dysfunction
Loneliness
Consulting
Posted: 2003-04-29 03:45pm
by Joe
The best part about these is when people look at them, thinking they're real motivational posters, and the look they get on their faces when they read the message.
"We can't spell Failure without U-R-A." Funny stuff.
Posted: 2003-04-30 12:07am
by Gandalf
It may take 14 muscles to smile but it takes none to sit there with a dumb look on your face.
Posted: 2003-04-30 12:10am
by Shinova
Is Despair Inc. a real company?
Posted: 2003-04-30 12:13am
by Howedar
Its not that I'm lazy, its that I just don't care.
Posted: 2003-04-30 12:14am
by Shinova
Demoralizing statement:
"Just give up already."
Posted: 2003-04-30 12:14am
by Macross
My favorite one says: Mediocrity: It takes a lot less time, and most people wont notice the differance. Until its too late. And it has the picture of the Leaning Tower of Pisa.
Posted: 2003-04-30 12:17am
by Cthulhu-chan
Yes, indeedy! They've been selling their quality lithographs and other assorted merchandise since, like, 1999 or 2000.
Posted: 2003-04-30 12:43am
by Lord of the Farce
I think this one suits a certain Mr Anderson very well...
http://www.despair.com/demotivators/humiliation.html