Shep is having a good day.......

[MKSheppard]

First, I get this chick's e-mail address in my Chemistry class, then
I embezzle my lunch money to get WEG sourcebooks, and just not
30 minutes ago, while speeding furiously to my local library to return
the latest Clancy novel to avoid a $1 dollar fine on late returns (library
closed at 9PM), I blow through a red light tailgating a guy who
also blows the redlight, and I get pulled over......

and.......

I WALK.....EHEHEHEHEHE
EHEHEHEHEHEHEHE



This has been a day in the life of M.K. Sheppard.......

[Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi]

If only my life was that interesting...

Anyway, why were you in such a hurry to return a book before it was overdue? Did you spend your life savings on that sourcebook?

[Jadeite]

sounds fun, my days are usually pretty boring

[Falkenhorst]

cool shit, shep, HEHEHEHHEH

[Darth Wong]

My life doesn't make for such interesting stories. Mind you, I do get laid every night ...

[The Yosemite Bear]

I got the Lord of the Rings on DVD today as a gift.

[MKSheppard]

My life doesn't make for such interesting stories. Mind you, I do get laid every night ...

AH yes, do your part to increase the population of North America, to prepare
us for the final war between the North American Empire (NAE) and the
European Union, where we crush them utterly

500 million + pop vs 325+ million pop in 2030-50, according to The Economist

[Pablo Sanchez]

AH yes, do your part to increase the population of North America, to prepare us for the final war between the North American Empire (NAE) and the European Union, where we crush them utterly

500 million + pop vs 325+ million pop in 2030-50, according to The Economist

Where the hell did that come from, man? I'm dumbstruck.

[The Yosemite Bear]

Fortress America Milton Bradley Games

[David]

My life doesn't make for such interesting stories. Mind you, I do get laid every night ...

Huh, rub it in our faces. Anyways, considering the hell you had to go through to get her, you probably deserve it.

[Robert Treder]

I had a pretty damned exciting day yesterday (mind you, there was no avoidance of late fees or speeding tickets, so you hardcore action fans might want to skip the rest of the story).

I went to work (Hollywood Video...I know, you all envy the life of the working student, so fawn away; I'm used to the attention). At work, this guy that looked like Rob Reiner came in, and he had with him this kid that had CP. He returned a Harry Potter PlayStation game that was late because the retard liked it so much, and he payed the late fee on it. He also brought with him a Monster's Ball VHS that his wife had purchased as part of our great 4 for $20 promotion. He informed me that the film was "...the most immoral, abhorrent, horrible, immoral movie ever made. It was horrible and immoral." etc., etc. I informed him that I could only exchange it for the same title, and not give him a cash refund or exchange it for a different title. I braced for the usual verbal rape that I would receive at this point, but to my surprise, he didn't mind that he couldn't refund it. He told me that I should just take it back for free, because he didn't want it in his home.
You heard me: a customer bought me Monster's Ball on VHS. I have since viewed it on the fat man's recommendation, and it was excellent.

But yeah right, that's not all. I went home and ordered a $3600 computer from Dell (why else would I shame myself with work?), and then found out that my friends that go to Berkley were in town, so the whole gang got together and went to Denny's at 0100 hours. You heard me.

The moral of the story is my life is damned exciting, even though I don't bang Darth Wong's wife every night.

[Solid Snake]

Umm.....
I rule my Earth Science class 1st period. Buncha seniors who dont know shit from shinola. 2nd period i got to eat pie in my pathetic "Chemistry of Foods" class. 3rd period i have team sports, dont know what the hell i was on when i signed up for that. 4th period is my computer networking class. 5th period is my time to read Lord of the Rings, aka study hall 6th period is my English 3 class with Mr. Seamon, (i shit you not) and 7th period is US history, where me an my friend matt rock the class. Interesting Days, high school is...

[MKSheppard]

Where the hell did that come from, man? I'm dumbstruck.

http://www.economist.co.uk/

THE ECONOMIST!

A high class Brit publication.......I read it at Uni this morning....

[Dalton]

My day consisted mostly of long periods of drooling, zoned-out boredom followed by some of the most fucking intense action I have ever been a party to. Yes, I cut a 2 minute donut in half an hour and got it in on time, with no glaring technical errors either.

One of the fucking hardest days I've had at News12, and it's only my second shift since training.

[Falkenhorst]

oh do I have stories to tell about HS... man those were the days. Maybe I'll write all my evil experiences into a FANFIC, HEHEHEHEHE

[Mr Bean]

But yeah right, that's not all. I went home and ordered a $3600 computer from Dell (why else would I shame myself with work?), and then found out that my friends that go to Berkley were in town, so the whole gang got together and went to Denny's at 0100 hours. You heard me.

BWAAAHAAA Bean laughs heartly at your waste of money considering Bean himself with simple know-how anyone could pick up in three hours could assemble and build ntm order a computer of the exact same specs for $1200 less AT THE VERY LEAST!

Unless its a Laptop in which cause Bean Salutes you!

[Cpt_Frank]

The most interesting part of my everyday life is probably the unimaginably destructive trench war I fight with that glass of milk from 4 weeks ago that still stands in my sleeping room next to my bed.
It stood there for one week and I just always forgot to throw it away when suddenly it declared itself sentient and afterwards declared war on me.
Since then my room's divided. I hope that one time I'll be able to catch it unprepared and throw it out of the window.

[Mr Bean]

The most interesting part of my everyday life is probably the unimaginably destructive trench war I fight with that glass of milk from 4 weeks ago that still stands in my sleeping room next to my bed.
It stood there for one week and I just always forgot to throw it away when suddenly it declared itself sentient and afterwards declared war on me.
Since then my room's divided. I hope that one time I'll be able to catch it unprepared and throw it out of the window

You'll have to be ready to take some losses, I recomend a full frontal Assult, A six man team in full NBC equipment with a heavy two hour saturation bombing before hand via B-52s

[Lusankya]

nrrrrrrrrrrrrrf.

blah to you, shep.

[Lusankya]

ok. I'm better now.

[RedImperator]

The moral of the story is my life is damned exciting, even though I don't bang Darth Wong's wife every night.

Yes, I'm sure your life would get very exciting if you were banging a Sith Lord's wife.

[Falkenhorst]

haha, here's one:

two guys work in a bank, and one says to the other, "Man, I have a hardcore migraine from all this work related stress."

And the other guy says, "well, when I get stressed out at work, I go home on my lunch break and screw my wife like there's no tomorrow."

So the first guy's like, "Ok, I'll try that." So he disappears over lunch break. When he comes back, he's got a spring in his step and a mile wide grin on his face. The second guy says, "So did you take my advice?"

And the first guy is like, "Yeah... You're wife is a great lay."

[oberon]

All my days are the same, with variations on a theme. Let's see, how about yesterday:

I woke up with Amy. I think I stumbled in here and read for a little bit while she snoozed before going to work in her upscale salon. I made coffee, fed the dogs and cats, and lazed around, watched some TV, and such until she was up. Then I took her to work, got gas, and drove slowly home on a scenic route. When I got home I took the dogs to a dog park. The neighbor kid, Maurice, wanted to go so I checked with his mom and took him with me. On the way home I got us milkshakes at a mom-n-pop drive through. He had blackberry, I had banana. At home, I putted around in the garden and cleaned the kitchen and swept the whole house before work, while listening to Blackalicious. I work in a drug store, and wear business casual there, slacks and a woven shirt and a tie. I ironed my work clothes and worked a 5-hour shift before I picked Amy up (we got off work the same time and work a block away from each other). Then it was back home, to watch Kelly win American Idol, and we watched Election. In the middle of the movie, I went to the store and got some Benadryl and American Spirits. For dinner we had cheese pizza, salad, and berry dream pie. We went to bed after the movie, at around 1 AM.

Man, that was exciting. It would probably be even better if I said that Amy gave me a killer BJ then we did it in a few different positions before going to sleep. But I won't. After that, she read some LOTR and I read some crap about fitness landscapes in the SIAM Review until we slept.

Then there was that time we went to Whistler, and that other time we went and picked up some things from her late Aunt Pat's estate, including a complete set of Wedgwood China... One time I went to the King County library and checked out some actuarial science books. Tomorrow, I have the day off from the drug store, and I get up early to start work driving a city bus. Yes, all my days are good... Our house is getting paid off with the help of the inheritance, we have 2 cars, we live in a nice neighborhood, and I'm surrounded by people (and pets) who love me. So it doesn't matter if we do a little or a lot on any given day--because they are all beautiful days. And I don't even need a gun!

[Dalton]

You live an idyllic life.

This means I must destroy you now.

[Mr Bean]

Naaa no problem Dalton, I can tell he's pretty dull but thanks to a quick IP trace an a lack of ethics I'm having his house moved oooh say eight feet to the right then I'll think I go rob that drug Store and take him as a hostage on a six state car-chase ending in a dramtaic explosion and him be tossed on board a plane to Ethopia where he will serve as a missionary to get money to get back home only to find his twin identical brother....


Woops maybe I got ahead of myself there


It will make his life more exciting like I tend to try and make mine

For example I have a rule I've followed since 18 of never living anywhere more than 4 years

Fun to say the least