See now, this is why Microsoft is cool, they're evil

His Divine Shadow · Post by **His Divine Shadow** » 2002-09-05 03:25am

http://bbspot.com/News/2002/05/deathstar.html

Microsoft insists it is. The death star will provide for the quick and economical usurpation of all world power, according to Steve Ballmer, CEO.

"I don't see how that could be even remotely bad for us," said Balmer

In other news, Windu's saber is causing problems in the Jedi Order.
http://bbspot.com/News/2002/04/jedi.html

Post by **Mr Bean** » 2002-09-05 07:05am

I'd support MS in the whole DS star thing

Escpialy if I got to be the guy to whap the button

(Admit it though niether of them lived long that WAS a fun job)

Wicked Pilot · Post by **Wicked Pilot** » 2002-09-05 11:31am

I hope that station has ctrl-alt-delete buttons installed, or it won't be going anywhere any time soon.

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2002-09-05 09:23pm

I'm sure when it tries to fire, it'll get an illegal operation. Then a blue screen will blow the station up.