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WHAT IS WITH THE POKE

In A.D. 2101
Poke was beginning.
<<POKE!!>>
N00b: What happen ?
Mechanic: Somebody set up us the Poke
Operator: We get signal
N00b: What !
Operator: Main screen turn on
N00b: It's You !!
E. Sn0 -=31337=-: HOW ARE YOU GENTLEMEN !!
E. Sn0 -=31337=-: ALL YOUR POKE ARE BELONG TO US
E. Sn0 -=31337=-: YOU ARE ON THE WAY TO DESTRUCTION
N00b: What you say !!
E. Sn0 -=31337=-: YOU HAVE NO CHANCE TO SURVIVE MAKE YOUR TIME
E. Sn0 -=31337=-: HA HA HA HA ....
N00b: Take off every 'Zig'
N00b: You know what you doing
N00b: Move 'Zig'
N00b: For great justice

Something old members get to do to newbies. *poke*

It's a mild sedative to assure us you won't be leaving anytime soon.

The organ black market industry is in need of new donors...

You dare question the poke?

*Drops 75 megaton nuke on Anget Fisher*

FOOLS! DO NOT POKE SEGNOR MEMBERS!!!!!

*vaporizes the offending people above*

Or suffer the consequences!

*glares at the rest of the board*

Not that you can TELL I'm Leader of the Secret Gnome Revolution since sigs have been disabled. *glares at you-know-who*

Poking is the proper hazing ritual for new members. It's worst if you come in and start a thread introducing yourself.

Sea Skimmer wrote:You dare question the poke?

*Drops 75 megaton nuke on Anget Fisher*

*One ups Skimmer by dropping an asteroid on Anget Fisher.*

Does the term "overkill" mean anything to you guys, anything at all?

Admiral Valdemar wrote:Does the term "overkill" mean anything to you guys, anything at all?

No, and the 75 megaton weapon is simply to level out the terrain for the five gigaton earth penatraitor.

Beowulf wrote:*One ups Skimmer by dropping an asteroid on Anget Fisher.*

*Only to realize that Anget is not in at the crash site, but behind him, instants later: Beowulf is brutally stabbed to death*

Do not mess with the Chief of Espionoge.

Sea Skimmer wrote:

Admiral Valdemar wrote:Does the term "overkill" mean anything to you guys, anything at all?

No, and the 75 megaton weapon is simply to level out the terrain for the five gigaton earth penatraitor.

Oh good, for a minute then I thought you were going soft on me.

Continue.

Beowulf wrote:

Sea Skimmer wrote:You dare question the poke?

*Drops 75 megaton nuke on Anget Fisher*

*One ups Skimmer by dropping an asteroid on Anget Fisher.*

*pops insystem in the Quake III and Superlasers the planet Anget Fisher was on*

<(BZAKKKKKKKKKK!!!)>

{KER-FUCKING-BOOOOMMMMM!!}

The truth is, it's a simple way to boost post count.

Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:*pops insystem in the Quake III and Superlasers the planet Anget Fisher was on*

<(BZAKKKKKKKKKK!!!)>

{KER-FUCKING-BOOOOMMMMM!!}

*Einhears from behind: "Ah the wonders of decoys", just as a trio of shurikins fly into the back of his neck*

Seriously, no poking Gnomish agents. They have a tendency to BRUTALLY MURDER their pokers.

Yes it is,



Poke

And so another body to the pile....

*God Emperor is found face-down in San Fransico Bay two weeks later*

It's a greeting habit...no real foul.

yes that is true thank you DGG I was just wondering

Darth Garden Gnome wrote:

Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:*pops insystem in the Quake III and Superlasers the planet Anget Fisher was on*

<(BZAKKKKKKKKKK!!!)>

{KER-FUCKING-BOOOOMMMMM!!}

*Einhears from behind: "Ah the wonders of decoys", just as a trio of shurikins fly into the back of his neck*

Seriously, no poking Gnomish agents. They have a tendency to BRUTALLY MURDER their pokers.

Oh, wonderful! How the hell did you board my ship anyway?

*Sn0's spirit drifts to the nearest clone chamber he has prepared for just this contingency. Several minutes later, the chamber opens...*

Be lucky I'm in no mood to fight the Gnomes. I could license my cloner tech to your empire, however...

Darth Garden Gnome wrote:And so another body to the pile....

*God Emperor is found face-down in San Fransico Bay two weeks later*

You dragged my boddy that far. Well I was face down but not dead.

Well Anget, I see you have arrived; feel free to do away with these pokers as you please.

As to Ein: No hard feelings, but when you poke a SEGNOR Agent, you're asking for trouble. As for the cloners, I've got a few here myself for the few biological members of my orginazation, but as you may know, it is impossible to get any clonable DNA from an inanimate object...

But, it was good doing buisness with you anyways.

God Emperor wrote:You dragged my boddy that far. Well I was face down but not dead.

Semantics!

*for no apparent reason, a xenomorph hatchling bursts out of God Emperor's chest; KILLING HIM indefiantely*

Better?

Darth Garden Gnome wrote:

Beowulf wrote:*One ups Skimmer by dropping an asteroid on Anget Fisher.*

*Only to realize that Anget is not in at the crash site, but behind him, instants later: Beowulf is brutally stabbed to death*

Or at least, I would have been if it weren't for the suit of power armor I was wearing.