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This has cropped up a few times at gaming sessions and while we were watching TTT at the cinema...

"Tonight we feast on man-flesh!"

"WE'RE GOING TO A GAY-BAR!"

Yes, I warned you its that bad.


And just to make it worse:

What do you get when you cross William Wallace with the M5?

Woad Rage!


Ahahahahahahhaahah! *boom*

Uggh! Well, in all fairness you did warn us!

ROFLMAO!!

Urge... to kill... rising!

X_X I think my cerbrum just fused.

He'll be here all week folks! Tip your waitress.

Stop talking. Before someone comes after you with something pointy.

Hah. Hah. ....Hah.


Um, I like your new avatar. Jessie's so purty.

I don't get the second one.

Im amused.

Gandalf wrote:I don't get the second one.

I think William Wallace was what's known as a Woad or something (insulting term?). The M5 is, I believe, a big road in the UK.

I thought woad was the blue stuff ancient picts used to paint themselves blue...and Wallace painted himself blue in Braveheart - although I heard that was a Hollywood fabrication.

Its definitely a blue pigment. I learned so today in a revision lecture.

i heard that second joke on scooby do

Ironbeard wrote:I thought woad was the blue stuff ancient picts used to paint themselves blue...and Wallace painted himself blue in Braveheart - although I heard that was a Hollywood fabrication.

I heard it did happen. Except not at that time for Wallace and crew to use it.

So not totally made up. Supposedly.