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1st Review of Matrix Reloaded
Posted: 2003-05-01 07:52am
by theski
Posted: 2003-05-01 08:16am
by Col. Crackpot
some movie review guy after to many mountain dews wrote:Jim-Jammity Jesus Krispy Kreme Christ on a twat-rocket, this movie blew me apart and put me back together only after I’d got put back I felt like I had thirteen dicks and they’d all gotten blown by a surfer chick with 26 heads (2 mouths on each cock). I will see it ten times and if I see Star Wars George or that gay Batman director butt-hole any time during the ten screenings here comes Mr. Punch.
i must see this!
Posted: 2003-05-01 08:19am
by Einhander Sn0m4n
Col. Crackpot wrote:some movie review guy after way too fucking many Mountain Dews and Viagra wrote:Jim-Jammity Jesus Krispy Kreme Christ on a twat-rocket, this movie blew me apart and put me back together only after I’d got put back I felt like I had thirteen dicks and they’d all gotten blown by a surfer chick with 26 heads (2 mouths on each cock). I will see it ten times and if I see Star Wars George or that gay Batman director butt-hole any time during the ten screenings here comes Mr. Punch.
i must see this!
Holy Mother of Whiskey Tango Foxtrot!!!
THAT'S WORSE THAN ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111
Posted: 2003-05-01 08:30am
by Admiral Valdemar
Fuck seeing the film, I want to hear more about that guy's sexual fantasies!
Posted: 2003-05-01 08:33am
by Vympel
For some reason, I doubt this idiot has actually seen the movie.
Posted: 2003-05-01 08:35am
by Admiral Valdemar
Vympel wrote:For some reason, I doubt this idiot has actually seen the movie.
Who cares? He has a vivid imagination.
Posted: 2003-05-01 09:14am
by Montcalm
Admiral Valdemar wrote:Vympel wrote:For some reason, I doubt this idiot has actually seen the movie.
Who cares? He has a vivid imagination.
Maybe he saw a porno movie titled "My dicks reloaded."
Posted: 2003-05-01 10:32am
by Joe
Sounds like an article on par with the always erudite commentary to be found on AICN.
Posted: 2003-05-01 10:38am
by Zaia
Um, that's was really funny, but yet I still feel vaguely violated by it.
Posted: 2003-05-01 10:39am
by Vympel
Zaia wrote:Um, that's was really funny, but yet I still feel vaguely violated by it.
Might have something to do with the disgusting imagery, toilet humor, and rank ignorance. Fun to be had by all
Posted: 2003-05-01 03:23pm
by Sea Skimmer
Vympel wrote:
Might have something to do with the disgusting imagery, toilet humor, and rank ignorance. Fun to be had by all
No shit Sherlock. I demand more reviews!
Posted: 2003-05-01 05:19pm
by phongn
Eh, AICN.
Posted: 2003-05-01 06:16pm
by Dalton
AICN is stupid, and their website is fucking ugly. Fuck Harry Knowles, his rumor-mill and his spoiler-spies that ruin shit for everyone.
Harry Knowles is a Stupid Fucker
Posted: 2003-05-01 06:21pm
by phongn
Dalton wrote:AICN is stupid, and their website is fucking ugly. Fuck Harry Knowles, his rumor-mill and his spoiler-spies that ruin shit for everyone.
Harry Knowles is a Stupid Fucker
YES! Someone agrees!
Posted: 2003-05-01 06:57pm
by Dalton
phongn wrote:Dalton wrote:AICN is stupid, and their website is fucking ugly. Fuck Harry Knowles, his rumor-mill and his spoiler-spies that ruin shit for everyone.
Harry Knowles is a Stupid Fucker
YES! Someone agrees!
That fat idiot pisses me off.
Posted: 2003-05-01 07:02pm
by Enforcer Talen
Admiral Valdemar wrote:Fuck seeing the film, I want to hear more about that guy's sexual fantasies!
-is highly amused-
Posted: 2003-05-01 09:51pm
by DPDarkPrimus
For somebody using the name of a Sir Arthur Conan Doyle character as their moniker, they certainly can't express themselves like a mature individual.
Posted: 2003-05-01 10:13pm
by Sokar
Ya know, Ive seen footage of severe Touretts Syndrome patients that were more coherent and less vulgar than that review......You can almost hear Harry 'the Hutt" Knowls vigourously pleasuring himself in the background.
Posted: 2003-05-01 10:35pm
by Raoul Duke, Jr.
Jesus Christ! That shit-eating review almost soured me on seeing the movie! Even I write better than that hamster-cock! Eeeegh!
Nah, I'll still go see the film.
Posted: 2003-05-02 06:08am
by Enforcer Talen
Zaia wrote:Um, that's was really funny, but yet I still feel vaguely violated by it.
well, if its only vaguely, its ok.
cute location, btw.
Posted: 2003-05-02 01:14pm
by Zaia
Enforcer Talen wrote:Zaia wrote:Um, that's was really funny, but yet I still feel vaguely violated by it.
well, if its only vaguely, its ok.
cute location, btw.
Yes, only vaguely. It's all good.
Thanks about the location comment. Did you read my sig too? Too funny!!!
Posted: 2003-05-02 03:03pm
by Enforcer Talen
yep. copied, pasted, sent to friends.
Posted: 2003-05-02 03:18pm
by aphexmonster
Zaia wrote:Um, that's was really funny, but yet I still feel vaguely violated by it.
If you're not violated, then he isn't doing his job.