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Just looked at the post count and if we ignore custom titles we'd have a Jedi Council of over 90 people! If we factor in custom titles i'm pretty sure it's still over 40. You think they'll all fit in that room at the Jedi Tower Block?

Keep posting you`ll join us pwetty soon.

I declare that only the top ten will sit in the Jedi Council chambers, the rest of you can watch via holocam. Problem solved.

Sea Skimmer wrote:I declare that only the top ten will sit in the Jedi Council chambers, the rest of you can watch via holocam. Problem solved.

The Greater Council of the Moderators override that declaration.

The best places in the chamber will be attributed to Those Who Hold The Power. All the others can serve refreshments and attend to the door. Post count is therefore deemed irrelevant, ya bunch of spammers.

Look out Jedi Council, I'm a comin'

I wonder, how much of a spammer would i have to become t... ARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH *force pain from angry jedis*

I wonder if we could have a council room for the jedi masters. .. -ponders-

Using the same tactics they use to keep Tokyo subway trains from exploding due to the sheer number of people riding them, we have managed to fit the Jedi Council Members into the chamber. The hardest part was keeping them from suffocating. Not to mention the horrible BO. We should just get a bigger chamber.

Colonel Olrik wrote: The Greater Council of the Moderators override that declaration.

The best places in the chamber will be attributed to Those Who Hold The Power. All the others can serve refreshments and attend to the door. Post count is therefore deemed irrelevant, ya bunch of spammers.

Counting all the mods of private forums, there are still too many people to fit.

Andrew J. wrote:
Counting all the mods of private forums, there are still too many people to fit.

Those are the janitors.

Colonel Olrik wrote:The Greater Council of the Moderators override that declaration.

The best places in the chamber will be attributed to Those Who Hold The Power. All the others can serve refreshments and attend to the door. Post count is therefore deemed irrelevant, ya bunch of spammers.

Hmm... I'm just curious, has a Council of Sith ever been held? Because it seems to me that such a meeting would be obviously unstable...

Take the Top 50 (because I'm #50! ). They can stay in the tower. The others are banished to the sewers, where they'll fight for their lives against Diagnoas, mutants, and disease.

If they survive, then they can come into the tower too.

Crayz9000 wrote:

Colonel Olrik wrote:The Greater Council of the Moderators override that declaration.

The best places in the chamber will be attributed to Those Who Hold The Power. All the others can serve refreshments and attend to the door. Post count is therefore deemed irrelevant, ya bunch of spammers.

Hmm... I'm just curious, has a Council of Sith ever been held? Because it seems to me that such a meeting would be obviously unstable...

Not really, you see.

Yesterday there was a Grand Debate of the Sith concerning the problem with the sigs. Vastly Evil plans were made. Until the Dark Lord arrived and outdid us all in Evilness..

By simply removing all the damned sigs

Colonel Olrik wrote:Not really, you see.

Yesterday there was a Grand Debate of the Sith concerning the problem with the sigs. Vastly Evil plans were made. Until the Dark Lord arrived and outdid us all in Evilness..

By simply removing all the damned sigs

Heh.

Speaking of which, maybe I should get my title changed to "Renegade Sith"...

Colonel Olrik wrote:

Andrew J. wrote:
Counting all the mods of private forums, there are still too many people to fit.

Those are the janitors.

*poops on council chamber's floor* Janitor THIS! Mwahahahahaha!

Colonel Olrik wrote: Those are the janitors.

*removes trash, replaces bag with addition of Ysalamir shielded briefcase nuke*

You all have a real nice day now.

*Walks away, 20 minutes later the 1 megaton blast wipes out the council and leaves the Sith Dark Templar in an easy position to take charge*

Darth Garden Gnome wrote:Take the Top 50 (because I'm #50! ). They can stay in the tower. The others are banished to the sewers, where they'll fight for their lives against Diagnoas, mutants, and disease.

If they survive, then they can come into the tower too.

That's a false dilemma. There are plenty of rooms in the vertical place between the Council chamber and the sewers. Maybe the people who registered but never bothered to post can go down there.