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So today when I went to take a swig of mouthwash, I nearly downed a cap full of industrial strength glass cleaner.

The two bottles and the two liquids look exactly alike. Even the labels look alike.

Holy shit.

What was the glass cleaner doing so close to the mouthwash?

That stuff would have either killed you or ruined your shit forever. Glad you're still with us.

I actually took in like a drop before realizing it wasn't mouthwash. I dumped it, spit it out, washed my mouth vigoriously.

Why exactly where two identical bottles located in sufficient close proximity to allow this to happen?

Good thing you didn't swallow any, you might not die but kiss your stomach good by and say hello to taking a crap 15 minutes after you eat for the rest of your life.

That was pretty foolish.

After much consideration, I have decided that keeping the Listerine under the bathroom sink is smart, whilst keeping industrial strength glass cleaner under the bathroom sink is a fucking stupid idea.

Good call.

HemlockGrey wrote:After much consideration, I have decided that keeping the Listerine under the bathroom sink is smart, whilst keeping industrial strength glass cleaner under the bathroom sink is a fucking stupid idea.

Sounds to me like you've got your head screwed on straight.

knew someone who claimed to drink that on his own once.

his voice sounded like it.

Hemlock man, I am glad that I won't be seeing you anytime soon.

EDIT: I am a part time funeral director.