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San Francisco Hosts 'Masturbate-A-Thon'

This is funny.

...k...

So basically a peep show you gotta pay for. I can get that any time of the year in my home town.

Only in Frisco......

Right. That is rather odd. At least it's for a good cause.

damn....i'd hate to be the janitor.

neoolong wrote:Right. That is rather odd. At least it's for a good cause.

Yeah, they'll raise cash for a charity and all be in the same area for only one tac. nuke to take care of the next generation of screwballs in that city.

WOW and I thought some of my friends were weird when they started discussing becoming professional sperm donors. You can almost imagine the promotional flyers for it
WANK FOR CHARITY
Still at least they wouldn't do a TV fundraising marathon for it, or at least if they did it would be on pay-per-view...

Darth Gojira wrote:Only in Frisco......

Man how i wish he wasn't right >/

I think the sight of a woman pleasuring herself or fucking herself with a dildo or vibrator is actually very stimulating. Unfortunately, the article stipulated that men were involved too, and I have no fucking idea why anyone would want to see a guy jerking off. As a guy, I know perfectly well how ridiculous it must look when a guy is furiously wanking.

Go for the comical men jerking off, stay for the foxy laydees giving it some.

Darth Wong wrote:I think the sight of a woman pleasuring herself or fucking herself with a dildo or vibrator is actually very stimulating. Unfortunately, the article stipulated that men were involved too, and I have no fucking idea why anyone would want to see a guy jerking off. As a guy, I know perfectly well how ridiculous it must look when a guy is furiously wanking.

Eh, wr0x for me

Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:

Darth Wong wrote:I think the sight of a woman pleasuring herself or fucking herself with a dildo or vibrator is actually very stimulating. Unfortunately, the article stipulated that men were involved too, and I have no fucking idea why anyone would want to see a guy jerking off. As a guy, I know perfectly well how ridiculous it must look when a guy is furiously wanking.

Eh, wr0x for me

Bah, don't be daft, that'd make you gay or something.

OMFG! Are you gay?!

Learn something everyday...

Admiral Valdemar wrote:

Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:

Darth Wong wrote:I think the sight of a woman pleasuring herself or fucking herself with a dildo or vibrator is actually very stimulating. Unfortunately, the article stipulated that men were involved too, and I have no fucking idea why anyone would want to see a guy jerking off. As a guy, I know perfectly well how ridiculous it must look when a guy is furiously wanking.

Eh, wr0x for me

Bah, don't be daft, that'd make you gay or something.

OMFG! Are you gay?!

Learn something everyday...

I will use Logic and determine you're being sarcastic.

ROTFLMMFGDQQAO!

I'm bored and my brain is seizing.

This might turn into a "Masturbation Olympics", where contestants compete in ejaculation distance contests, and competinions to see who can get the fastest orgasm.

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:This might turn into a "Masturbation Olympics", where contestants compete in ejaculation distance contests, and competinions to see who can get the fastest orgasm.

Reminds me of that Japanese game show with a bunch of guys competing to see who can produce the highest ejaculate volume before teh buzzer.

Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:

Darth Wong wrote:I think the sight of a woman pleasuring herself or fucking herself with a dildo or vibrator is actually very stimulating. Unfortunately, the article stipulated that men were involved too, and I have no fucking idea why anyone would want to see a guy jerking off. As a guy, I know perfectly well how ridiculous it must look when a guy is furiously wanking.

Eh, wr0x for me

Me too. And I admit that it doesn't sound like much, but you would be surprised.
Think of it this way. We're all men. We're just as horny and dirty minded(if not more so) as you are. Basically the same thing has it's appeal to us, it's just an all-male version. And on that note, I feel kind of sorry for you straight boys, women can't go topless with the impunity that men can!

Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:

Admiral Valdemar wrote:

Einhander Sn0m4n wrote: Eh, wr0x for me

Bah, don't be daft, that'd make you gay or something.

OMFG! Are you gay?!

Learn something everyday...

I will use Logic and determine you're being sarcastic.

ROTFLMMFGDQQAO!

You're gay? Hmm, all that stuff you've said about being gay is all becoming clear now.