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i would like to join the HAB as an infantry specialist and also as an american SpecOps specialist

Goto "Usergroups" on the top menu, then scroll down to HAB, and apply.

I don't want to be rude, but just read through the stuff in annoucements and most of your questions can be answered.

Its not rude dorran, the fact is that the announcement board is the FIRST thing you see when you log on. It says noobs read this first.

I wonder why it seems so difficult to figure this stuff out...

your right i am now going to read the board and not post until them

Don't ever join the HAB! You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy anywhere. I heard the people there eat each other and wank at pictures of military hardware...

Oberleutnant wrote:Don't ever join the HAB! You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy anywhere. I heard the people there eat each other and wank at pictures of military hardware...

Actually, we just wank off to pictures of naked chicks wearing WW2
uniforms

MKSheppard wrote:Actually, we just wank off to pictures of naked chicks wearing WW2 uniforms

*smack*

You're not supposed to tell people about that!

Actually, we just wank off to pictures of naked chicks wearing WW2 uniforms

...

-brings up google-

-runs search on Soviet hardware-

MKSheppard wrote:

Oberleutnant wrote:Don't ever join the HAB! You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy anywhere. I heard the people there eat each other and wank at pictures of military hardware...

Actually, we just wank off to pictures of naked chicks wearing WW2
uniforms :twisted:

Naked? Wearing Uniforms? Get your priorities straight!

weemadando wrote:

MKSheppard wrote:

Oberleutnant wrote:Don't ever join the HAB! You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy anywhere. I heard the people there eat each other and wank at pictures of military hardware...

Actually, we just wank off to pictures of naked chicks wearing WW2
uniforms

Naked? Wearing Uniforms? Get your priorities straight!

They're naked under the uniforms though.

HemlockGrey wrote:

Actually, we just wank off to pictures of naked chicks wearing WW2 uniforms

...

-brings up google-

-runs search on Soviet hardware-

Careful about that new age hardware stuff, I heard they arrest people for lookin at that.

Must...infiltrate...HAB...

I dare say our buddy Anget Fisher needs to build up a little reputation for himself (IE a good deal more than his 90-odd posts) before HAB membership becomes likely.

JediNeophyte wrote:Must...infiltrate...HAB...

*sound of rotors whirling...combat boots hitting ground...a single black-uniform UN Stormtrooper carrying an MP5 and a chainsaw stained with the blood of young calves steps up to the Master...*

"The Order's Elite Black Helicopter Wing ready for takeoff at any time, Master."

*Illuminatus Primus nods, then turns to look at the neophyte from within his dark hood*

Are you sure infiltrating the HAB is a good idea?

Illuminatus Primus wrote:

JediNeophyte wrote:Must...infiltrate...HAB...

*sound of rotors whirling...combat boots hitting ground...a single black-uniform UN Stormtrooper carrying an MP5 and a chainsaw stained with the blood of young calves steps up to the Master...*

"The Order's Elite Black Helicopter Wing ready for takeoff at any time, Master."

*Illuminatus Primus nods, then turns to look at the neophyte from within his dark hood*

Are you sure infiltrating the HAB is a good idea?

To discourage infiltration you do something uber-cool, clever.

Alright, who is spilling the secrets of the great HAB Porn Bunker?

Gandalf wrote:

Illuminatus Primus wrote:

JediNeophyte wrote:Must...infiltrate...HAB...

*sound of rotors whirling...combat boots hitting ground...a single black-uniform UN Stormtrooper carrying an MP5 and a chainsaw stained with the blood of young calves steps up to the Master...*

"The Order's Elite Black Helicopter Wing ready for takeoff at any time, Master."

*Illuminatus Primus nods, then turns to look at the neophyte from within his dark hood*

Are you sure infiltrating the HAB is a good idea?

To discourage infiltration you do something uber-cool, clever.

How about blasting them with 30mm HE rounds and then giving whoever is left to Commisaar Sanchez for his torture chambers?

Illuminatus Primus wrote:*sound of rotors whirling...combat boots hitting ground...a single black-uniform UN Stormtrooper carrying an MP5 and a chainsaw stained with the blood of young calves steps up to the Master...*

"The Order's Elite Black Helicopter Wing ready for takeoff at any time, Master."

*Illuminatus Primus nods, then turns to look at the neophyte from within his dark hood*

Are you sure infiltrating the HAB is a good idea?

Wait, I know this one... um... Yes, right? That's the right answer?

Nathan F wrote:

Gandalf wrote:

Illuminatus Primus wrote: *sound of rotors whirling...combat boots hitting ground...a single black-uniform UN Stormtrooper carrying an MP5 and a chainsaw stained with the blood of young calves steps up to the Master...*

"The Order's Elite Black Helicopter Wing ready for takeoff at any time, Master."

*Illuminatus Primus nods, then turns to look at the neophyte from within his dark hood*

Are you sure infiltrating the HAB is a good idea?

To discourage infiltration you do something uber-cool, clever.

How about blasting them with 30mm HE rounds and then giving whoever is left to Commisaar Sanchez for his torture chambers?

Sounds like a challenge.

JediNeophyte wrote:Wait, I know this one... um... Yes, right? That's the right answer?

*sound of chainsaws cutting through something meaty...sound of rotors in the background*

"I am in position. Repeat, I am in position. Targets have been aquired and identified. Do you want this to be efficient or painful, Great Leader?"

Hotfoot wrote:"I am in position. Repeat, I am in position. Targets have been aquired and identified. Do you want this to be efficient or painful, Great Leader?"

*Radio buzzes through with a bit of static*

"This is the TFC commander here, I know that I am not the Great Leader, but I think I speak for everyone when I say make the infiltrators suffer."

*Sound of jet is heard overhead, and a distant rattling of a GAU-8 30mm cannon*

[Meanwhile, on the infiltrators' computers, the ALL YOUR BASE animation begins to play]