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How to piss of Christians (by Dave Attell)
Posted: 2003-05-09 01:52am
by Darth Fanboy
Just watching insomniac with Dave Attell, one of the places he went had a giant pink dildo with a crucified jesus on it, called it "jackhammer jesus".
how funny is that.
Posted: 2003-05-09 01:58am
by Nathan F
I noticed that as well. That was just wrong...
Posted: 2003-05-09 03:51am
by AdmiralKanos
I remember seeing that. There was a whole catalogue of Jesus-based sex toys, which was just fucking hilarious. Yes, your girlfriend can get fucked by Jesus tonight! FEEL HIS LOVE!!
Posted: 2003-05-09 04:13am
by Dalton
Dave Attell rules. Always has the funniest shit on Insomniac.
Posted: 2003-05-09 08:29am
by Joe
http://www.divine-interventions.com
Not just for Christians, you know.
Re: How to piss of Christians (by Dave Attell)
Posted: 2003-05-09 09:14am
by jegs2
Darth Fanboy wrote:Just watching insomniac with Dave Attell, one of the places he went had a giant pink dildo with a crucified jesus on it, called it "jackhammer jesus".
how funny is that.
Not funny at all.
Posted: 2003-05-09 09:44am
by Galvatron
Baby Jesus is weeping.
Posted: 2003-05-09 09:51am
by Alyrium Denryle
Reminds me frm a bit from everyones favorite comedy...the exorcist
"Let Jesus fuck you. Let Jesus fuck you!"
Re: How to piss of Christians (by Dave Attell)
Posted: 2003-05-09 09:52am
by Sea Skimmer
Darth Fanboy wrote:
how funny is that.
Very, I love that show.
Posted: 2003-05-09 10:04am
by Sir Sirius
ROLFMAO!!!... Hahahahahaha... Help Moses part the
pink sea.
Re: How to piss of Christians (by Dave Attell)
Posted: 2003-05-09 10:09am
by Hethrir
Darth Fanboy wrote:how funny is that.
Not funny.
Posted: 2003-05-09 10:26am
by Darth Gojira
Humor is in the eye of the beholder, my friends. And personally, I think the sex-related RESPONSES("Feel the love of Christ!") are much funnier than the mediocre opening joke, IMHO.
Posted: 2003-05-09 10:54am
by Nathan F
But really, guys, is that not just tasteless to you?
Posted: 2003-05-09 10:59am
by Darth Wong
Nathan F wrote:But really, guys, is that not just tasteless to you?
Why? It doesn't hurt anyone. It's not as if we're going and defacing somebody's church. It would be used entirely in the privacy of consenting adults' bedrooms. And contrary to popular belief, Jesus never publicly expressed any negative attitudes about sex, sexual experimentation, or even sexual perversion. He even made a point of defending a prostitute once. It was PAUL who had the massive sexual hang-ups.
I should ask Rebecca if she thinks it's funny.
Posted: 2003-05-09 11:07am
by Admiral Valdemar
If it is as tasteless as an unsugared Weetabix then may God strike me down with a thousand thunderbolts.
...
It is good.
Posted: 2003-05-09 11:09am
by Iceberg
Nathan F wrote:But really, guys, is that not just tasteless to you?
Just a wee bit. But not enough to whine about.
... Actually, I lie. Maybe I'm going to hell for this, but I think it's kinda cool.
Posted: 2003-05-09 12:08pm
by Keevan_Colton
Hm, lets see.....
*starts to hum, Christian Woman by Type 'O' Negative*
She needs....corpus christe....
Posted: 2003-05-09 12:49pm
by SAMAS
Darth Wong wrote:I should ask Rebecca if she thinks it's funny.
Let us know if she does.