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what infamous criminal are you?
Posted: 2003-05-11 11:58am
by Enforcer Talen
linky
I got
You are the Marquis Da Sade. Even stripped of exaggerations, Your real life was as dramatic and as tragic as a cautionary tale. Born to an ancient and noble house, you were married (against your wishes) to a middle-class heiress for money, caused scandals with prostitutes and with your sister-in-law, thus enraging your mother-in-law, who had you imprisoned under a lettre de cachet for 14 years until the Revolution freed you. Amphibian, protean, charming, you became a Revolutionary, miraculously escaping the guillotine during the Terror, only to be arrested later for publishing your erotic novels. You spent your final 12 years in the insane asylum at Charenton, where you caused another scandal by directing plays using inmates and professional actors. You died there in 1814, virtually in the arms of your teenage mistress. You are a revolutionary deviant. I applaud you.
Posted: 2003-05-11 12:02pm
by HemlockGrey
You are Vlad the Impaler. The man behind the legend of Dracula. You hanged your victims, stretched them on the rack, burned them at the stake, boiled them alive, but mostly impaled them. Most of your killings were politically targeted but sometimes you killed just because you were bored. Your "reign of terror" lasted from 1456 to 1462. Estimated numbers of victims vary between 30,000 and more than 100,000. Evil Evil man. Fie on you!
Posted: 2003-05-11 12:02pm
by Dalton
Vlad the Impaler.
How evil.
Posted: 2003-05-11 12:03pm
by Keevan_Colton
Marqui de sade.
Posted: 2003-05-11 12:04pm
by haas mark
Marquis De Sade.
Posted: 2003-05-11 12:11pm
by Enforcer Talen
wow. we're all sex fiends or sadists.
Posted: 2003-05-11 12:13pm
by haas mark
Enforcer Talen wrote:wow. we're all sex fiends or sadists.
I thought that was inherent with being part of SD.Net..?
Posted: 2003-05-11 12:14pm
by Montcalm
OK i`m starting to doubt myself i expected something like Vlad,but i got Marquis de Sade,does it mean i`m a sex maniac
Don`t answer just by looking at my avatar i think i know what i am.
Posted: 2003-05-11 12:17pm
by haas mark
Montcalm wrote:OK i`m starting to doubt myself i expected something like Vlad,but i got Marquis de Sade,does it mean i`m a sex maniac
Don`t answer just by looking at my avatar i think i know what i am.
Marquis de Sade was *the* sadist when it came to sex....
Posted: 2003-05-11 12:18pm
by GonK
First time Marquis Da Sade.
Second time Jack The Ripper.
SD.net = Sexial Deviants.net?
Posted: 2003-05-11 12:21pm
by Anarchist Bunny
A TEN YEAR OLD FUCKING GIRL!?!?!?!?!?
Posted: 2003-05-11 12:22pm
by haas mark
anarchistbunny wrote:A TEN YEAR OLD FUCKING GIRL!?!?!?!?!?
[points a finger and laughs at the prude]
Posted: 2003-05-11 12:24pm
by Enforcer Talen
hahaha. . I wonder how he got that.
Posted: 2003-05-11 12:31pm
by Crayz9000
Vlad the Impaler here.
Mwahaha. Bow before me, foolish mortals...
Oh wait. Most of you are also Vlads. Shit.
Posted: 2003-05-11 12:31pm
by Montcalm
Did it a second time i got Vlad,this is much better.
and i saw all possible results,the 10 year old is a real little bitch.
Re: what infamous criminal are you?
Posted: 2003-05-11 12:46pm
by Oddity
You are Elizabeth Bathory. (The bloodcountess) Legend tells us that you, this very rich, beautiful and high born woman tortured and murdered some 650 young women and bathed in their warm blood to keep yourself beautiful. In some stories, it is said you have drank thier blood as well. You were a sexual sadist on a grand scale. Ah vanity is your downfall. For shame!
Mwuhahaha!
Posted: 2003-05-11 12:50pm
by neoolong
The Marquis. Now if I could only find a way for this to get me laid.
Posted: 2003-05-11 12:55pm
by El Moose Monstero
Muahaha! I am Vlad the Impaler, played by Sean Connery, I, err, got thish thing in ma watch, push a button, becomes a subutteo table and shteals jokesh from Eddie Ishard...
Posted: 2003-05-11 12:58pm
by MKSheppard
You are Elizabeth Bathory. (The bloodcountess) Legend tells us that you, this very rich, beautiful and high born woman tortured and murdered some 650 young women and bathed in their warm blood to keep yourself beautiful. In some stories, it is said you have drank thier blood as well. You were a sexual sadist on a grand scale. Ah vanity is your downfall. For shame!
Posted: 2003-05-11 01:08pm
by Captain Cyran
You are Vlad the Impaler. The man behind the legend of Dracula. You hanged your victims, stretched them on the rack, burned them at the stake, boiled them alive, but mostly impaled them. Most of your killings were politically targeted but sometimes you killed just because you were bored. Your "reign of terror" lasted from 1456 to 1462. Estimated numbers of victims vary between 30,000 and more than 100,000. Evil Evil man. Fie on you!
It doesn't surprise me...
Posted: 2003-05-11 01:10pm
by Captain Cyran
anarchistbunny wrote:A TEN YEAR OLD FUCKING GIRL!?!?!?!?!?
Well, look at it this way. She's pretty fuckign evil to get that kind of fame at only 10.
Posted: 2003-05-11 01:12pm
by Companion Cube
Posted: 2003-05-11 01:25pm
by Lord Pounder
You are the Marquis Da Sade. Even stripped of exaggerations, Your real life was as dramatic and as tragic as a cautionary tale. Born to an ancient and noble house, you were married (against your wishes) to a middle-class heiress for money, caused scandals with prostitutes and with your sister-in-law, thus enraging your mother-in-law, who had you imprisoned under a lettre de cachet for 14 years until the Revolution freed you. Amphibian, protean, charming, you became a Revolutionary, miraculously escaping the guillotine during the Terror, only to be arrested later for publishing your erotic novels. You spent your final 12 years in the insane asylum at Charenton, where you caused another scandal by directing plays using inmates and professional actors. You died there in 1814, virtually in the arms of your teenage mistress. You are a revolutionary deviant. I applaud you.
Posted: 2003-05-11 01:44pm
by BrYaN19kc
Hmmmm, this seems to be a very consistant answer!
Posted: 2003-05-11 01:46pm
by Bug-Eyed Earl
Vlad.