This isn't normal

thecreech · Post by **thecreech** » 2003-05-14 03:57pm

Ok so i'm here at work. Its my break time, i go to the bathroom and as I'm standing over the toilet i smell something real bad. I look in the waste basket next to the toilet and there is a bunch of tissue in the waste basket with shit on it. WTF! the guy wiped his ass and threw the tissue in the waste basket? and this isn't the first time i have seen this kind of thing. Not just at work but in other public restroom, hotels. Am i missing something? Has anyone run into something like? **END OF RANT**

Frank Hipper · Post by **Frank Hipper** » 2003-05-14 04:02pm

A question for you:

Do you have Mexican immigrants where you work?

The sewer systems in Mexico, where they exist, are incapable of handling toilet paper for some reason. Mexican people, due to the habits of a lifetime, aren't used to flushing their ass-wipe.

thecreech · Post by **thecreech** » 2003-05-14 04:05pm

LOL no mexican immigrants, not that i know of anyway... i work for the NM power and light company, the place is very clean and... well it seemed normal until now.

Frank Hipper · Post by **Frank Hipper** » 2003-05-14 04:15pm

theheap wrote:LOL no mexican immigrants, not that i know of anyway... i work for the NM power and light company, the place is very clean and... well it seemed normal until now.

I was speaking from many a disconcerting experience.

If you ever travel to Mexico, especially tourist-y areas, you'll see all kinds of warnings to put your dookey paper in the garbage can....

Post by **Dalton** » 2003-05-14 05:26pm

I wouldn't take a shit in Mexico if you paid me.

Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2003-05-14 05:35pm

Dalton wrote:I wouldn't take a shit in Mexico if you paid me.

I would. I like money.

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2003-05-14 05:35pm

If I must use any form of public or work rest room I only ever use it to piss and just ignore everything before purging the memory from my mind.

Next of Kin · Post by **Next of Kin** » 2003-05-14 05:35pm

When I used to work for Staples many long years ago I remeber walking into the can to take a huge dump. Much to my horror, I saw a shit log lying on the floor next to the toilet! WTF!?! How can you miss!?! Needless to say, I had to run across the street to Wendy's to finish my business.

Nathan F · Post by **Nathan F** » 2003-05-14 05:43pm

Next of Kin wrote:When I used to work for Staples many long years ago I remeber walking into the can to take a huge dump. Much to my horror, I saw a shit log lying on the floor next to the toilet! WTF!?! How can you miss!?! Needless to say, I had to run across the street to Wendy's to finish my business.

*blink*

That is... sickening...

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2003-05-14 08:15pm

Nathan F wrote:
Next of Kin wrote:When I used to work for Staples many long years ago I remeber walking into the can to take a huge dump. Much to my horror, I saw a shit log lying on the floor next to the toilet! WTF!?! How can you miss!?! Needless to say, I had to run across the street to Wendy's to finish my business.
*blink*

That is... sickening...

Some people just shouldn't have the right to use a public restroom. They can shit all over their own bathroom.

aphexmonster · Post by **aphexmonster** » 2003-05-14 09:30pm

I wouldn't take a piss in mexico either. I heard a story that took place in tiajuanna ( SP? ). They say DONT PISS IN THE RIVER. Well i suppose he didn't head the warning, Because one day while watching soccer on TV he felt his eye begin to itch. When it wouldn't stop he went to the bathroom to check it out to discover and worm crawling out of his eye. Shortly there after, he went to the hospital for the doctor to tell him that his body was infested with thousands of worms. He had to take 800mg pills 3 times a day for weeks to kill them all. He was told that he was probably infested from peeing in an open stream. The " worm/ parasite " swims up your piss streem and up your urethra. Then burrowing inside your body, it infests, and multiplies. I dont know if this story is true or not, but its enough to keep me from pissing in an open lake, stream, river, or pond in a 3rd world country.

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2003-05-14 09:33pm

aphexmonster wrote:I wouldn't take a piss in mexico either. I heard a story that took place in tiajuanna ( SP? ). They say DONT PISS IN THE RIVER. Well i suppose he didn't head the warning, Because one day while watching soccer on TV he felt his eye begin to itch. When it wouldn't stop he went to the bathroom to check it out to discover and worm crawling out of his eye. Shortly there after, he went to the hospital for the doctor to tell him that his body was infested with thousands of worms. He had to take 800mg pills 3 times a day for weeks to kill them all. He was told that he was probably infested from peeing in an open stream. The " worm/ parasite " swims up your piss streem and up your urethra. Then burrowing inside your body, it infests, and multiplies. I dont know if this story is true or not, but its enough to keep me from pissing in an open lake, stream, river, or pond in a 3rd world country.

Its gross and at the same time it sounds like an urban legend.

Next of Kin · Post by **Next of Kin** » 2003-05-14 09:34pm

aphexmonster wrote:The " worm/ parasite " swims up your piss streem and up your urethra.

That would be like one of us trying to swim up Niagara Falls.

Darth Yoshi · Post by **Darth Yoshi** » 2003-05-14 09:40pm

aphexmonster wrote:I wouldn't take a piss in mexico either. I heard a story that took place in tiajuanna ( SP? ). They say DONT PISS IN THE RIVER. Well i suppose he didn't head the warning, Because one day while watching soccer on TV he felt his eye begin to itch. When it wouldn't stop he went to the bathroom to check it out to discover and worm crawling out of his eye. Shortly there after, he went to the hospital for the doctor to tell him that his body was infested with thousands of worms. He had to take 800mg pills 3 times a day for weeks to kill them all. He was told that he was probably infested from peeing in an open stream. The " worm/ parasite " swims up your piss streem and up your urethra. Then burrowing inside your body, it infests, and multiplies. I dont know if this story is true or not, but its enough to keep me from pissing in an open lake, stream, river, or pond in a 3rd world country.

It can't swim up your urine stream. But I have heard of either small fish or large arthropods that swim into your urethra if you wade into their habitat.

thecreech · Post by **thecreech** » 2003-05-14 09:50pm

aphexmonster wrote:I wouldn't take a piss in mexico either. I heard a story that took place in tiajuanna ( SP? ). They say DONT PISS IN THE RIVER. Well i suppose he didn't head the warning, Because one day while watching soccer on TV he felt his eye begin to itch. When it wouldn't stop he went to the bathroom to check it out to discover and worm crawling out of his eye. Shortly there after, he went to the hospital for the doctor to tell him that his body was infested with thousands of worms. He had to take 800mg pills 3 times a day for weeks to kill them all. He was told that he was probably infested from peeing in an open stream. The " worm/ parasite " swims up your piss streem and up your urethra. Then burrowing inside your body, it infests, and multiplies. I dont know if this story is true or not, but its enough to keep me from pissing in an open lake, stream, river, or pond in a 3rd world country.

WOW

Frank Hipper · Post by **Frank Hipper** » 2003-05-14 09:55pm

aphexmonster, you're getting your horrorifying parasites mixed up. There is a small fish in the Amazon that sniffs out urine, and can CHEW it's way up the penis. Nice.

But.....

The guy who was watching the game and noticed the worm in his eye when he went to the bathroom caught the nasty fuckers in Africa. Apparently, that's normally the first thing a person who's infected notices, eye irritation. And by then, your entire body is full of them.

Lessons being, never swim in Amazonia, and stay the fuck out of Africa!

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2003-05-14 09:55pm

But I have heard of either small fish or large arthropods that swim into your urethra if you wade into their habitat.

That's FUCKING NASTY.

Darth Yoshi · Post by **Darth Yoshi** » 2003-05-14 10:08pm

Frank Hipper wrote:aphexmonster, you're getting your horrorifying parasites mixed up. There is a small fish in the Amazon that sniffs out urine, and can CHEW it's way up the penis. Nice.

That's the one. And they have to cut open your penis to get the thing out. Freaky beyond reason.

Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2003-05-14 10:19pm

Im never leaving my house ever again.

Knife · Post by **Knife** » 2003-05-15 02:10am

Frank Hipper wrote:aphexmonster, you're getting your horrorifying parasites mixed up. There is a small fish in the Amazon that sniffs out urine, and can CHEW it's way up the penis. Nice.

But.....

The guy who was watching the game and noticed the worm in his eye when he went to the bathroom caught the nasty fuckers in Africa. Apparently, that's normally the first thing a person who's infected notices, eye irritation. And by then, your entire body is full of them.

Lessons being, never swim in Amazonia, and stay the fuck out of Africa!

Thats the one. You have to be in the water. It can't swim up you're piss.

Shinova · Post by **Shinova** » 2003-05-15 02:15am

Many reasons why we must turn our planet into a Coruscant as fast as possible!!!!

j/k

But yeah, that's NASTY. And there's that thing called the Ichneumon wasp or something like that. It stings you and injects some eggs into you. These eggs hatch and the larvae eat their way through your insides.

And this is in the US, IIRC.

SylasGaunt · Post by **SylasGaunt** » 2003-05-15 02:19am

That particular wasp as far as I know doesn't do that to humans. It does do it to tarantula's though.

Raxmei · Post by **Raxmei** » 2003-05-15 02:20am

Shinova wrote:But yeah, that's NASTY. And there's that thing called the Ichneumon wasp or something like that. It stings you and injects some eggs into you. These eggs hatch and the larvae eat their way through your insides.

And this is in the US, IIRC.

Ichneumons only attack other insects. But it would be gross if they did that to humans, yes.

Post by **Kuja** » 2003-05-15 02:20am

That's it, I am sealing my entire house and de-insecting it. Then I'll de-insect the lawn. Then the world. And after that, THE UNIVERSE!

Dennis Toy · Post by **Dennis Toy** » 2003-05-15 02:21am

what about that thing that crawls into your ear and wraps itself around your cerebal cortex and renders you sustable to suggestion. When they grow follows madness and death.