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What's God's problem?

Posted: 2003-05-15 02:05am
by Knife
Date: Thu, 8 May 2003 15:54:35 -0400

A little boy wanted $100.00 very badly and prayed for weeks, but nothing
happened. Then he decided to write God a letter requesting the $100.00. When
the postal authorities received the letter to God, USA, they thought it must
be pretty important and decided to send it to the President. The President
was so amused that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy a
$5.00 bill. The president thought this would appear to be a lot of money to
a little boy.

The little boy was delighted with the $5.00 bill and sat down to write a
thank-you note to God, which read, Dear God: Thank you very much for
sending me the money. However, I noticed that for some reason you sent it
through Washington, D.C., and those assholes deducted $95.00 in taxes.

hehehehehehe





an Email sent to me.

Posted: 2003-05-15 03:52am
by aphexmonster
::snicker::

Posted: 2003-05-15 08:39am
by Boba Fett
LOL :lol:

Good one!

Posted: 2003-05-15 10:34am
by Sir Sirius
Image

Posted: 2003-05-15 11:15am
by Sea Skimmer
:D

God's primary problem is his non-existences

Posted: 2003-05-15 11:46am
by Darth Gojira
Quaint. I like it. :lol:

Posted: 2003-05-15 11:50am
by Admiral Valdemar
Heh, slick. :D

Posted: 2003-05-15 11:52am
by DeadM
:lol: LOL :lol:

One more problem with God(if he's real): How the hell did He come up with the Platypus? Was He smoking heavenly pot or something?

Posted: 2003-05-15 12:55pm
by Superman
Where did you get that gigantic smiley?

Posted: 2003-05-15 01:02pm
by Queeb Salaron
Sea Skimmer wrote::D

God's primary problem is his non-existences
Well-said.

Posted: 2003-05-15 02:00pm
by Sir Sirius
Superman wrote:Where did you get that gigantic smiley?
If you're talking to me: Here.

And that's not a gigantic smiley, this is a gigantic smiley!
Image

Posted: 2003-05-15 02:38pm
by neoolong
Hehe. And that's a funky smiley.

Posted: 2003-05-15 02:44pm
by Sr.mal
Suicidal Lifestyle wrote::lol: LOL :lol:

One more problem with God(if he's real): How the hell did He come up with the Platypus? Was He smoking heavenly pot or something?
Read my sig. It at least proves that God has a sense of humor.