Dude, you're in California? Duuude! (thread split)

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Superman wrote:I still don't get it.
What dont you get my brother Californian?
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You're in Freemont? Is that near Lodi? You know that John Fogerty was stuck in Lodi once...
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Superman wrote:You're in Freemont? Is that near Lodi? You know that John Fogerty was stuck in Lodi once...
Hehe, no. Lodi is far away. Fremont is about half way in between Oakland and San Jose.
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Man, have you ever been to Turlock? That place smells of cow shit. And not just a little bit, the ENTIRE TOWN smells like crap! Man, I am glad that I don't live there...
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Superman wrote:You're in Freemont? Is that near Lodi? You know that John Fogerty was stuck in Lodi once...
Interesting thread hijack... :P :lol:
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Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:
Superman wrote:You're in Freemont? Is that near Lodi? You know that John Fogerty was stuck in Lodi once...
Interesting thread hijack... :P :lol:
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Nor Cal is the only part of California that matters.
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I'm in Nor Cal and you can have it. Along with all of the farming, allergies, lower paying jobs, rednecks, fundie... Ah, you can just have this fucking dump.
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So Cal will always own No Cal, except at NFL football.
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Dalton wrote:
Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:
Superman wrote:You're in Freemont? Is that near Lodi? You know that John Fogerty was stuck in Lodi once...
Interesting thread hijack... :P :lol:
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Duuuuuuude!! <== sorry I just _had_ to say it! :D
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Duude! You guys are in California! Duuuude!
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I must inform you all , that the entire state of California is one homogeneous environment. We all surf, we are all hippies, and we all have pony tails. :wink:
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Darth Fanboy wrote:So Cal will always own No Cal, except at NFL football.
So Cal IS California! :D


Sure, there's San Francisco, but how well do people regard that city nowdays? Hmm? :wink:
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Darth Fanboy wrote:So Cal will always own No Cal, except at NFL football.
And water.
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So CA OWNZ JOO. Here down in Bakersfield we have a saying "The farther north, the worse it is."
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Yeah, but we have a saying too. "The worse it gets, the more like Bakersfield it is..."
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We have a saying here in Michigan too:

"Disney Land is better than Disney World. Go to Florida."
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Superman wrote:Yeah, but we have a saying too. "The worse it gets, the more like Bakersfield it is..."
You don't know how true that is. Bakersfield is that shithole North of L.A. over the mountains.
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Amazingly, people come to San Francisco to see the fog. I think that's a stupid reason to make a trip, but that could be because I've seen fog all my life.
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We have a saying in New Jersey too:

"Go away."
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I'm on So. Cal too, and we also have a saying....

But I can't speak Spanish, so I can't say it....
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Darth Yoshi wrote:Amazingly, people come to San Francisco to see the fog. I think that's a stupid reason to make a trip, but that could be because I've seen fog all my life.
Man we have Fog here in the valley. The ocean is around 2 hours away.
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Up here we have a saying, and by we I mean I, and it goes:

We're better than you.

It may not be very eloquent, but it still gets the point across. :D
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Darth Garden Gnome wrote:We have a saying here in Michigan too:

"Disney Land is better than Disney World. Go to Florida."
Okay...I'm lost. If Disney Land is better than Disney World, then they need to go to Cali, cause Disney World is in Florida.
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Sacramento owns j00 all ... allow me to elaborate.



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