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I just recently looked up the word " ejaculate " in an 1800's dictionary .... ( dont ask me why.) ... Well, i found out it means " Spoken word aloud. " Oh boy, a reason to use the word " ejaculate " HELLA .... ^_~




" DID YA HEAR THAT!?!?!?!?! " Monster ejaculated.

...you didn't know?

You look like an Enforcer Talen clone with that smilie.

Before my mind was the filthy, naughty little cesspool it is now, I used to use the word 'ejacualate' in that context. Now I can't, because I can't help but get an evil smile on my face when I say it....

When teaching high schoolers, one has to be VERY careful of one's vocab.

Zaia wrote:Before my mind was the filthy, naughty little cesspool it is now, I used to use the word 'ejacualate' in that context. Now I can't, because I can't help but get an evil smile on my face when I say it....

When teaching high schoolers, one has to be VERY careful of one's vocab.

What?

JUST because I have a sicker and dirtier mind than 95% of the people I know doesn't mean I take things out of context. REALLY!

Being raised from birth to the age of 10 by teenage siblings can do that to a person.

aphexmonster wrote:I just recently looked up the word " ejaculate " in an 1800's dictionary .... ( dont ask me why.) ... Well, i found out it means " Spoken word aloud. " Oh boy, a reason to use the word " ejaculate " HELLA .... ^_~




" DID YA HEAR THAT!?!?!?!?! " Monster ejaculated.

So does it mean when you masturbate you speak something loud.

It's more than just speaking something aloud. Maybe it didn't mean that back in the 1800's, but now an ejaculation is blurting a word out suddenly. When you yell, "Shit!" or "FUCK that hurt!" when you stub your toe--that's an ejaculation.

*yawns* Anyone who's read Doyle could probably figure that out on their own.

Tom Swiftie: "I just creamed myself!", Peter ejaculated.

"Ejaculate" is used a lot in the novel Huchback of Notre Dame too.

Exonerate wrote:...you didn't know?

You look like an Enforcer Talen clone with that smilie.

-evil voice- my influence is spreading. . .

oh, and in older sci fi books, that word is used all the time.

I like using that almost as much as I like using the word "masticate" to describe chewing.

"What'd you do for lunch?"
"Masticated."

hehe. Also, I like referring to Wong as The Master Debater.

::Ducks his wrath::

I have a friend who uses gay in the happy context.

Gandalf wrote:I have a friend who uses gay in the happy context.

I'm feeling gay today. I ejaculated it for all to hear.

You can't say stuff like that nowadays and have everyone look at you like you're messed up.

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:

Gandalf wrote:I have a friend who uses gay in the happy context.

I'm feeling gay today. I ejaculated it for all to hear.

You can't say stuff like that nowadays and have everyone look at you like you're messed up.

Or with pitchforks and torches, for that matter.

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:I'm feeling gay today. I ejaculated it for all to hear.

ROTF Awesome.

I knew of the context for the word. But geez, SD.net denizens can really take it far...

DPDarkPrimus wrote:I knew of the context for the word. But geez, SD.net denizens can really take it far...

Of course. The funny part is, is that this thread has been realtively tame for the thread's starting post...

Now if you excuse me, I'm off to get a faggot, because I'm all gay and stuff.

Zaia wrote:

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:I'm feeling gay today. I ejaculated it for all to hear.

ROTF Awesome.

BTW, Smi: *points to sig*

Zaia wrote:

Zaia wrote:

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:I'm feeling gay today. I ejaculated it for all to hear.

ROTF Awesome.

BTW, Smi: *points to sig*

Why, thanks.

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:

Gandalf wrote:I have a friend who uses gay in the happy context.

I'm feeling gay today. I ejaculated it for all to hear.

You can't say stuff like that nowadays and have everyone look at you like you're messed up.

Really? The people I tend to hang out with laugh if I ever say something like that. But if I want odd looks I'll usually talk about fun things like ways to kill people...

Or this place.

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:

Zaia wrote:BTW, Smi: *points to sig*

Why, thanks.

When I read that, I pictured it being said in a very proper sort of way, which only made me laugh harder. Too funny!! Thanks for that.

And I quote from an old episode of Conan O'Brien:

In the year 2000
Enraged ciggarettes will march on Parliment, demanding that people stop calling them 'fags'. They will be renamed 'butt pirates'.

Captain_Cyran wrote:For instance, Faggot: A bundle of sticks.

now means gay cause they used to use us queers as firewood for witchburnings